First of all, maybe TSA agents are quitting because they don’t want to sleep in their cars since they can’t afford gas. Second, ICE agents are barely trained to be ICE agents. Now they’re being put in airports to do TSA’s job with zero training. What could go wrong? PAY TSA AGENTS, NOT ICE.

Dash camouflage

lmao

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

Is it weird that William Shatner is in a commercial for Raisin Bran and he actually calls himself Will Shat?

Trans woman: posts about shit she's going through Man: shows up to give her more shit

If Nintendo can get a DMCA takedown of people just showing gameplay footage on YouTube, this should be easy for Sony... the company who used to constantly make proprietary storage formats for just about everything imaginable.

Camouflage.

Project Hail Mary. Now in theaters. Loved it. Wished I saw in IMAX but still enjoyed RPX

How about being forced to accept the truth.....

Had a very successful fundraiser for Eric Swalwell Thursday night. Eric has brilliant and doable plans to help all Californian families flourish while encouraging, not punishing, business. People were inspired and clamoring to volunteer. Taking a breather here.

Investigations? Sometimes the wheel of government moves too slowly... And also remember that Trump removed the Secret Service Protection from Biden and Harris after taking office... same could be done for him as well.

'Beauty in Black' actor Xavier Smalls calls LGBT people an 'abomination' that 'God doesn't tolerate' - Entertainment Weekly. It is telling how people who would’ve been hated this way a century go have no issue treating others that same way apple.news/AsZs2b4EQQLO...

Republicans say one of these individuals is the "most divisive president in history"

Y’all done pissed off Dash. His next show begins at 4pm EDT on SiriusXM.

Playing Lemmings on my iPhone and used the music tool four times at once: (I did not manipulate this at all)

🎶You're talking to me about stuff.... why? I just want to see your titties (like this one) 🎶

Let's not forget that Trump's plan with Biden in the 2020 debates were to anger him enough to stutter on stage and make him look weak and frail. If you rewatch them, he absolutely did this the entire time... because Trump is an asshole.

The arguments from the GOP are getting desperate and stupid people are eating them up. Last I checked, I don't need to prove citizenship and travel hundreds of miles to prove that in person with a passport to buy a beer or lottery ticket.

I was reminded of a story as to why my father was Roman Catholic, my mom was Lutheran When they married, my dad said to my mom she had to go to CCD. My mom looked at my dad and said, "there's no fucking way I'm doing those ceremonies" And that's why I grew up as a Lutheran :)

"Hey, Klaus... why do the cities of Hamburg and Frankfurt have nothing to do with either hamburgers or hot dogs?" "Why is your American lake of Lake Titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?" Touché, Janitor... Touché

Kids today are spoiled.... we used to have a green monochrome monitor on an Apple II and liked it. youtube.com/shorts/fWwke...

You can tell my cat grew up in Philly for 10+ years because he loves Cheez Wiz.

“Jesus, why doesn’t that hooker leave? We are not going to the continental breakfast together.”

I was at a pizza place up in relatively conservative upstate NY and listening to 25 year olds discuss why Congress doesn't just give the TSA money... it occurs to me that people truly are stupid and these people probably can't write in cursive either or read a clock.

If time machines were real and I had one, I'd record when I left and then make sure that I came back 1 minute before I left so that I always knew whether or not I was able to return or not. No time travel movie does this... they probably should.

Seems like an odd time for him to actually follow parts of the constitution now.

Trump is aware that it's called Kharg Island and that King Kong and Mothra aren't there, right?

Someone pointed this out to me once that in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, the only people who say Rufus's name are Bill & Ted. Rufus never tells them his name. No one else calls him Rufus either.

Listening to Simon & Garfunkel and I can't stop thinking about this clip: youtu.be/W4-M3NsJB7E?...

I wish I knew how to do those mashups with songs they do on YouTube. Song mashup idea: Take it To The Limit by Eagles If You Don't Know Me By Now by Simply Red

www.msn.com/en-us/health... Thank you, Leticia James of NY!

One month until 4/20. youtu.be/4JjEnh4wPWY?...

Isn't that the one where Ray Finkle missed the field goal?

Racist Dash

As we have all week, Democrats will continue to hold the floor to block the Republican voter suppression SAVE Act.   And as I’ve said all week: We will not let this bill pass under any circumstances, no matter how long it takes.

The UK sums it up nicely. Go f*ck yourself Pedo! #cdnpoli

Windows is an interesting operating system. You always need double the CPUs you think you do because everyone installs virus scanners which operate in software mode and get in the way of the other half of the CPUs which let you use the computer which is why you bought it.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

What i need is a portable monitor that can fold up and fit in my purse for when I'm out and about... hook up my phone (or even my Legion Go 2) and be able to use it as a monitor on the go to have a large screen I can take with me on the go.