cruyff guy
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Anyway it's great to be back here on... what's that say?
bluesky.com
? Oh god, this is always death
12 months ago
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Gilles
1 day ago
This is the manosphere I want to be part of
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Never knew such a thing was possible on this website
2 days ago
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I'm getting put over on Danish bluesky tonight. Finally made it lads
3 days ago
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Midtjylland play Coldplay after scoring? Should be an instant expulsion from all competitive football imo
3 days ago
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Emily ✨
11 days ago
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The utter irrelevance of this man needs to be studied
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11 days ago
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Lived it. Loved it
12 days ago
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Tom
12 days ago
Is Igor Tudor the premier league’s first accelerationist manager
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He's going to win. Whether he wants to or not
15 days ago
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Siri, define spursy
17 days ago
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Nothing says brit journalist more than when an entire region is at war but you're still fucking obsessively writing about the UK and USA's "special relationship"
19 days ago
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Trump after Khamenei's death
20 days ago
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24 days ago
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Pedro Hollanda
about 1 month ago
A wholesome family moment.
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SickosFC
about 1 month ago
Lol yes. Sorry for the delay.
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Someone get a count on how many times Ally has said "follow through"
about 1 month ago
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Lmao
about 1 month ago
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My current FPL wildcard team looks like an arrow pointing down and I'm all about that kind of ominous signposting
about 2 months ago
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Nothing says a hellish heatwave like a picture of some lads having a laugh in a fountain
about 2 months ago
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Arsenal. Very funny football club imo
about 2 months ago
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The Darren Fletcher era has begun
2 months ago
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Bluesky isn't great but fuck me, at least posting on it isn't help to train a morally bankrupt AI that purely exists to make the richest prick alive more richer and more powerful
2 months ago
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The Ruben Amorim era has begun
3 months ago
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maffew uhhh
3 months ago
mods are asleep, post uk video game magazines creating renders for wwf covers
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Rodger Sherman
3 months ago
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
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Just seen that Woltemade won the Baby Boy Byfield and I'm glad more than ever that I don't have a xwitter account anymore. Terrible booking
3 months ago
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www.justgiving.com/page/babyboy...
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The 2025 Baby Boy Byfield Fundraiser for Addiction Family Support
Help Joe Stephenson raise money to support Addiction Family Support
https://www.justgiving.com/page/babyboybyfield?utm_source=CL&utm_medium=DT
3 months ago
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Sorry but if this isn't your Christmas evening then you've fucked up
3 months ago
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Rimbot
3 months ago
5 Gold Rings is quite good, wasn't expecting that tbh
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My sister-in-law bought me 64 of these for Christmas and I can see how this will go. Merry everyone!
3 months ago
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Incredible heel turn promo from Ricky Evans
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Cooper Lund
3 months ago
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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They're still not up this year. Christmas 2025, I have failed you
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4 months ago
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Tom Usher
4 months ago
Really can’t get over this new political mentality every party has adopted which seems to be “let’s make our country so shit and hostile no one wants to come here”
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We've taken the L early this world cup then
4 months ago
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I've got world cup draw fever, baby! It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!! Please send help!!!
4 months ago
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30 months is nothing for a timelord
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Everybody loves Troy Parrott, the Irish injury-time hero *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that Troy Parrott is a panenka penalty wanker
www.instagram.com/p/DRunVrBGKI...
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Sky Sports on Instagram: "A moment to forget for Troy Parrott 🫣"
28K likes, 202 comments - skysports on December 1, 2025: "A moment to forget for Troy Parrott 🫣".
https://www.instagram.com/p/DRunVrBGKIS/?img_index=1&igsh=MTZsb2p6YWZ4cG93bQ==
4 months ago
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I hereby declare Harry Wilson to be my FPL punt of the week
4 months ago
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Celebrity Apprentice (2025)
4 months ago
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Andrew McGrae
4 months ago
This is all I could think of with that weird “AI”-generated floating lantern thing.
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maffew uhhh
4 months ago
courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful
@deadlockpw.bsky.social
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10 million respect points for the shrimp mascot wearing a poppy cape and saluting the sunset
4 months ago
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Stuart Millard
4 months ago
Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
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Alex Hern
5 months ago
Posted to Twitter eight minutes before it was copied and pasted onto bluesky
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joannes
5 months ago
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
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