York City are magic

Arsenal. Very funny football club imo

🚨 In Light Of Global Events, The Official Correct Amount Of Pints Has Been Revised To Five (5) Pints

The most burying of the lede I've ever seen

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Not now, wireless festival

Yeah, probably time to mentally check out

Learning about that famous Georgia O'Keeffe quote

There'll be no 🤌 at this world cup then. I'll tell the bambinos

Can I just shock you? I'll actually quite like Trump's draconian travel bans if they target anyone who's just sold a second home in Cheshire

Just remembering how good Bowie was at losing his marker.

BBC Radio 2 The Scott Mills Breakfast Show Now Playing Queen Another One Bites The Dust

My most tinfoil hat conspiracy is that Miles Jacobson plants these "FM player gets an irl football job" stories a la Max Clifford style and none of them are actually true. And yes, that includes the entire existence of Will Still www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is the manosphere I want to be part of

Never knew such a thing was possible on this website

I'm getting put over on Danish bluesky tonight. Finally made it lads

Midtjylland play Coldplay after scoring? Should be an instant expulsion from all competitive football imo

The utter irrelevance of this man needs to be studied

Lived it. Loved it

Is Igor Tudor the premier league’s first accelerationist manager

He's going to win. Whether he wants to or not

Siri, define spursy

Nothing says brit journalist more than when an entire region is at war but you're still fucking obsessively writing about the UK and USA's "special relationship"

Trump after Khamenei's death

A wholesome family moment.

Lol yes. Sorry for the delay.

Someone get a count on how many times Ally has said "follow through"

Lmao

My current FPL wildcard team looks like an arrow pointing down and I'm all about that kind of ominous signposting

Nothing says a hellish heatwave like a picture of some lads having a laugh in a fountain

Arsenal. Very funny football club imo

The Darren Fletcher era has begun

Bluesky isn't great but fuck me, at least posting on it isn't help to train a morally bankrupt AI that purely exists to make the richest prick alive more richer and more powerful

The Ruben Amorim era has begun

mods are asleep, post uk video game magazines creating renders for wwf covers

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

Just seen that Woltemade won the Baby Boy Byfield and I'm glad more than ever that I don't have a xwitter account anymore. Terrible booking

Sorry but if this isn't your Christmas evening then you've fucked up

5 Gold Rings is quite good, wasn't expecting that tbh

My sister-in-law bought me 64 of these for Christmas and I can see how this will go. Merry everyone!

Incredible heel turn promo from Ricky Evans

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end