Incredible heel turn promo from Ricky Evans

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

They're still not up this year. Christmas 2025, I have failed you

Really can’t get over this new political mentality every party has adopted which seems to be “let’s make our country so shit and hostile no one wants to come here”

We've taken the L early this world cup then

I've got world cup draw fever, baby! It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!! Please send help!!!

30 months is nothing for a timelord

Everybody loves Troy Parrott, the Irish injury-time hero *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that Troy Parrott is a panenka penalty wanker www.instagram.com/p/DRunVrBGKI...

I hereby declare Harry Wilson to be my FPL punt of the week

Celebrity Apprentice (2025)

This is all I could think of with that weird “AI”-generated floating lantern thing.

courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit

10 million respect points for the shrimp mascot wearing a poppy cape and saluting the sunset

Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black

Posted to Twitter eight minutes before it was copied and pasted onto bluesky

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Hopefully this kind of piece will get more people off xwitter. Bluesky is a bit dull sure, but at least it isn't actively trying to fuel the far-right news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

One for the blooper reel

November. The Wednesday of months imo

Is Will Still Southampton manager? No. No he's not.

My biggest issue with bluesky continues to be people posting screenshots of tweets from all the worst people over there

Early Christmas rebrand because fuck it. Might even go out and buy some mince pies

Unbelievably funny outcome that they went on to lose to a Greek minnow team after this

The top story across the whole of bbc sport today. Insane behaviour

I’m glad we can call come together and celebrate the joy in the murder of just an absolute fucking piece of shit

Yesssssssss

I think Sutton United might win this one

Someone at Netflix wrote a prompt in ChatGPT that said "create a Christmas film starring Rowan Atkinson and some babies" and here we are

Excuse me, I'll be taking the next week off work to come up with a mnemonic to remember all the Pozzo era Watford managers

Best result I've had in weeks on this catfishing.net #472 - 7/10 🐈🐈🐟🐟🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈

Thought I was getting wiped out for a second there catfishing.net #464 - 3/10 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 🐈🐟🐈🐟🐈

Summer 2025 in the UK, a time of unity and euphoria.

Just changed a duvet cover

I will take this catfishing.net #463 - 6/10 🐈🐈🐟🐟🐈 🐈🐟🐈🐟🐈

@lowqualityregen.bsky.social a banner day for the pages today

That canopy will now go on and score 50 goals a season at a new ground

Kicking myself on eight. It felt like there weren't enough articles for the obvious answer so I just skipped it <annoyed grunt> catfishing.net #460 - 6/10 🐟🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐟🐟🐈🐟

Nah nah and nah

My word! catfishing.net #458 - 9/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐟🐈🐈🐈🐈

Almost thought I was getting squashed after those first four questions but 90s pop culture swept in and saved me from total embarrassment catfishing.net #453 - 4/10 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐈 🐈🐟🐈🐟🐈

One round before finally beating the evil golden needle challenge on Balatro after about the hundredth attempt. Then I misread a card, play it and die

When will I stop getting a score of 4-5 come home from the war? catfishing.net #451 - 4/10 🐟🐈🐟🐟🐈 🐟🐈🐟🐈🐟

Can't stand those led by donkeys lads but it's another Very Bad Thing for the right to protest that they were arrested last night

Terrible and kicking myself for not knowing nine considering I spent close to 100 hours of my life playing it catfishing.net #449 - 3/10 🐟🐈🐟🐟🐟 🐈🐈🐟🐟🐟

Bit blown away by the Hatton death. Very sad