Had to be that little racist prick didn't it

"great to have the football back after a day off, I was getting withdrawal symptoms!" 20 mins into this game "might have an early night"

As in 1066 England will prevail against the Norwegians before tragically losing to the French a couple of weeks later.

Henderson giving us a Gary Lewin tribute

Poor taste from Kane to do a Darren Cann impression there

Henderson getting injured in the celebrations. Kane's lost his voice. Absolute scenes

El Grande Americano and Shearer

Town?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

STONES

Please. No more

Someone do the Spinal Tap joke

11 minutes. Perfect

Tuchel trying to make Dan Burn feel better before bringing him on

Who wore it best

Not sure going all out defend is the way to go but can't blame Tuchel. We've all made poor decisions at 3.40am

Please stop the football I want to get off

Fucking hell

Cue the darts music at the Azteca

Thank you our queen of hearts

Who needs right backs anyway

Uh oh

Don't tell me there's a game on tonight, Kelly. It's still yesterday

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

Neymar at the end there youtu.be/2M16QSsOggY?...

What

Really can't wait for Joe Cole to explain why he still thinks Ancelotti is a tactical genius after this

Holy shit

Nyland is now known as Norzinha

Fucking hell

Nor found a way!

did Argentina's fascist prick president ring up Infantino during the match to ensure Messi stayed on the pitch - and if he had, would it have made a difference ? no? then it's not the same is it you bellend.

Fuck it, might stay up tomorrow til 1am tomorrow as well drinking Belgian beer and eating Belgian chocolates in support of the yanks getting battered

Sorry but this rowing gimmick doesn't work for me brother

Glad someone got a clip. Was worried I might've hallucinated it

My word that Danny Murphy cat anecdote...

No, the headline should be "We had very well paid jobs and invested that money and retired at 40"

Can't put into words how much I loathe Jesse Marsch

Thomas Tuchel’s pre-match team-talk

My fucking word Harold Kane

A SHOT ON TARGET

Are you an England friendly in disguise?

Terrible quality but this is the clearest video I can find of Djed Spence refusing to shake Partey’s hand 🫡

Now this is more like the England I know and love - frustrating and lacking in creativity. It's home baby!

Hydration breaks are still getting more heat than Ric Flair in his prime

Go two-footed on Partey and make yourself a hero lad

Two whole goals? In the same tournament? Brings him level with Cyle Larin.