Kelcey Swain
@kelceyswain.com
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Former composer and academic, doctor of noise. Now Cabinet Office data and ML/AI guy.
"Dogs put down the Queen's tail antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now. JUMP!"
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@profanity.accountant
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JA
5 days ago
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! π¦ π πͺΆπ₯π½οΈ
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Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
https://youtu.be/MNmkfZN9Wbk?si=IHChklWxfEttuLEl
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Bramus
12 days ago
If
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Andrej
about 1 month ago
It is 2005, the internet is a distributed network of servers designed so that no one outage can take down the entire network It is 2025, the internet relies on three companies, problems with any one of which can cripple a significant proportion of the global economy
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Otto English
16 days ago
There were 93 homicides in London last year: population 9 million In New York - population 8.5 million - there were 391. London's homicide figure is 6 times lower than LA, 9 times lower than Miami, 17 times lower than Chicago. And it's falling year on year despite the population increasing
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Emily Sturgess
18 days ago
Kind of wild how relevant this 2013 JFSP sketch still is in 2025.
@edmorrish.bsky.social
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Ugh, NYT Connections, coffee machines do NOT have filters outside of America.
19 days ago
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beetle moses
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Well,
@fantasticlife.bsky.social
, looks like we have found a new target for RDF-club membership:
wonkhe.com/wonk-corner/...
With thanks to
@rachelkbright.bsky.social
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OfS reported for non-compliance
Can OfS even statutory instrument?
https://wonkhe.com/wonk-corner/ofs-reported-for-non-compliance/
25 days ago
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Finally, my kinda mix!
25 days ago
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Happy Halloween π»
#CabCalloway
#Halloween
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Cab Calloway 1933 Cartoon of St. James Infirmary Blues
YouTube video by John Corda
https://youtu.be/UXInk1PCsc8?si=RU5OFmD6OPhtqcsJ
about 1 month ago
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John Holbein
about 1 month ago
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Jennifer Laughran
about 1 month ago
Happy Halloween from Popshepsut the Sphinxadoodle! π
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David August βπ
about 1 month ago
Happy logical operator Halloween! π
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Will Jenningsππ³οΈ
about 1 month ago
I just realised, the Labour Party doesnβt even have an account over here?!
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Python Software Foundation
about 1 month ago
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share.
pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
https://www.python.org/sponsors/application/
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Alice Roberts
about 1 month ago
NYT games admitting its inspiration here?
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Sexy Japanese Ambassador to the UK
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about 1 month ago
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Happy
#caturday
about 1 month ago
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Ooh, look
@evaholland.bsky.social
Guardian Quick Crossword 1-Down
about 1 month ago
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We 'ave... how you say? Been robe-ed by burgleurs.
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about 1 month ago
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Without downloading where are you mentally right now?
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"1,885 jobs at the second highest level, known as delegated grades, were βat riskβ" Delegated grades are everyone who isn't a Senior Civil Servant, so basically a rounding error of EVERYONE! Not the second-most-senior, like it sounds from this article.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Nearly 2,000 Foreign Office jobs βat riskβ, says PCS union
Reduction in higher-level roles linked to government decision to cut foreign aid budget, says union
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/oct/17/nearly-2000-foreign-office-jobs-at-risk-says-pcs-union?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
about 2 months ago
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Tom Reaganβs Hat
about 2 months ago
Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
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about 2 months ago
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Marjorie James Keenan
2 months ago
what's everyone dressing up as this year? the tail was a little uncomfortable at first but I made it work
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Owen Boswarva
2 months ago
Imgur, a popular online image sharing service founded in 2009 and widely used to host viral images and memes linked from other sites, is now geoblocking UK users in response to the Online Safety Act
imgur.com
#ageverification
#censorship
#openweb
#techpolicy
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#BlueskyArtShow
#TheRoad
2 months ago
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Dr Laura Sangha
2 months ago
If you are concerned about how your data might be hacked, abused or sold, and more generally about unecessary digital surveillance, sign the petition. [Let's not even both talking about the fact you will need a smartphone in order to have one of these].
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards
We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/730194
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I am done, Duolingo got too agressive
2 months ago
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Thanks Olympia, Tholympia.
2 months ago
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Financial Times
3 months ago
The UKβs problems arenβt caused by immigration
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The UKβs problems arenβt caused by immigration
Itβs not hard to see how so many came to worry about the issue. But the data isnβt there
https://on.ft.com/46p3BPl
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What a week, huh?
3 months ago
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Martin
about 1 year ago
Hélène Vogelsinger - Reminiscence Reminiscence (2021)
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Petition to require a standard, rhyming pronunciation for the names Raul and Paul. I don't mind which way round, but let's just pick one. Personally I think they should be pronounced Raul and Paul.
3 months ago
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Alex
3 months ago
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I am interested to know which of our fundamental human rights everyone is so excited to do without. Here is a handy simplified list to pick from:
www.coe.int/en/web/compa...
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European Convention on Human Rights (simplified version) - Manual for Human Rights Education with Young people - www.coe.int
https://www.coe.int/en/web/compass/european-convention-on-human-rights
3 months ago
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IT IS AUGUST, MORRISONS!!!!!
3 months ago
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It's been a while Connections Puzzle #794 π¨π¨π¨π¨ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ Wordle 1,516 5/6 β¬β¬β¬π©β¬ β¬π©β¬π©β¬ π¨π©β¬π©β¬ β¬π©π¨π©β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
4 months ago
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Oooh, I encountered the president of the Lib Dems in the wild! Hello
@markpackuk.bsky.social
and thank you for the review of Morozov's book!
4 months ago
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That was a great episode of Tlentifini Maarhaysu. Thanks
@robertpopper.bsky.social
, Thopper.
4 months ago
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What a place for a run
#runsky
#running
4 months ago
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Yeah, no, i don't think I will be doing that. I will just have to share kitten pictures with my wife by brandishing my phone in her face like we did in the good old days.
4 months ago
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Rarely do you encounter such a perfect example of Poe's law in the wild. π§π»βπ³π
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4 months ago
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Tours is all good. Thanks Tours, Thours.
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4 months ago
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That'd be a decade then.
#duolingo
@duolingoverde.bsky.social
4 months ago
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Sorrowscopes
5 months ago
Leo: Things are finally looking up for you! Their thousands of obsidian eyes have opened at last and these things, unknown and unknowable, seek only you! They gaze as one, searching ceaselessly from beneath the earth! Horrid things, hidden below, peering upward! Your lucky number is 3!
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