Easily the most beautiful music I’ve ever heard.

Listening to the new Boards of Canada album, Inferno

By the way, Elon Musk didn't start Tesla. By the time he invested in Tesla, the original founders had already started building the Roadster THEY had designed. When he bought them out, he changed the history of the company to make himself a founder. I'm not joking. He's always been a fraud.

I've always wondered if Vanilla Ice knows the meaning of the word "collaborate" when he demands that you "stop, collaborate and listen". Best not get into "wax my chump like a candle" or "I'm a lyrical poet", though.

Here is a fantastic opportunity, 3 years full time, a chance to really develop, alongside lovely colleagues. Replacing me so colonial or non European history particularly welcome. www.jobs.ac.uk/job/DRR630/l...

Crossover fanfictions be like...

This one always makes me giggle

The Cure's Robert Smith perfectly sums up the difference between Americans and Brits.

250 years, wow! America is so cuuute! I live in a town called Newcastle because the Normans built a castle a thousand years ago that was newer than the ones the Romans built a thousand years before that.

Quite smugly happy with this one: Wordle 1,813 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Dark Satanic Wills, thank you for making me laugh out loud @stephencollins.bsky.social

BBC Crystal Explorers game is teaching my son that the Oxford Comma is wrong!

I performed on the soundtrack to Braveheart. I once shot through the middle of a polo mint. Nelson Mandela once asked if I was ashamed to shake his hand. Two truths and a lie is difficult when I am in the room.

It’s a stupidly high bar but I believe this to be Craig Brown’s finest work

the world needs more guinea pig cartographers

'Accept cookies/confirm choices'. If you don't offer a 'reject/decline all' option from the outset, I'm not going through pages & pages of your 300 vendors selecting & deselecting as appropriate. Nor am I just going to agree to all out of resigned apathy. I simply don't use your site/app. Fuck off.

Feeling really smug about that Proton account I set up, now I just need to find the time to switch everything to my new address.

A24 #FilmSky #HorrorFam #MutantFam

Lordi singing Save All Your Kisses has made my week #eurovision

I was already looking up the clip

I preferred the original #France #Eurovision

Apropos of nothing in particular.

If people are fighting for an egg you are watching rugby.

As an act of mayoral solidarity, perhaps Sadiq could post one of these to Andy.

‘Thanks, or just a voucher is fine’

UK ‘invention agency’ grants £50m of public money to US tech and venture capital firms

Slightly diminish a book Apprehension and Dislike in Las Vegas

Happy 13th anniversary to that terrible misunderstanding at a WI meeting.

Virgo: History may not remember your name but take heart, it will remember the exact number of crows that pecked you to death.

Today I learned that the drummer in ZZ Top, you know, the one without the massive beard, is called Frank... Frank Beard!!!

What a delightful afternoon playing with my twangers in the garden.

I have been reminded of the time I went to a party as a Che Guevara tshirt

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

@johnlsheridan.bsky.social I can't find the source, but I remember reading someone write "We tricked the sand into thinking and then taught it to be bad at maths".

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

About to give a talk in the archive!

This morning I realised that my cats were chaos generators who could provide dispassionate I Ching readings. kelceyswain.com/blog/i-ching... @rachelkbright.bsky.social

I saw a post the other day lamenting the lack of Avaseralacore in the youth of today, and I lend my voice to that lament.

@fantasticlife.bsky.social have you seen this amazing use of Parliamentary data? @rejectpetitions.bsky.social

Happy Chocolate Day Folks!

Google Maps ghosts: www.google.co.uk/maps/@60.114...

I see you've played knifey-spooney before