kinda wild how the word “ear” is right there in “beard”

Bruce Wayne got a clean bill of health and I got my eBay order of all too many @secondsightfilms.bsky.social callin’ it an officially alright day

it’s hilarious to me that JD Vance’s Catholicism isn’t even old enough to drive and he’s lecturing the fucking Pope

Bruce Wayne has an ultrasound today for a mass on his spleen and I’m doing really really really good about not crying … that was believable, right?

See you next Pride!

he has “Mark Duplass in a cameo on the Kroll Show in 2017” energy (derogatory)

hey is the word “eliminate” good when they’re talking about You. just wondering

this wouldn’t hurt so hard if I hadn’t looked directly at my World of Wong Kar Wai Criterion collection as I sit on my sofa in my underwear and smoke a bowl

this wouldn’t hurt so hard if I hadn’t looked directly at my World of Wong Kar Wai Criterion collection as I sit on my sofa in my underwear and smoke a bowl

worth noting, there’s video of Diana DeGette hollering after some person who called on her to do better… this is what seniority looks like

man, I don’t wanna hafta move again but if Colorado elects a GOP demon hunter— well, how much more of the plot can we stand to lose??

whike I wish things looked better for Julie Gonzalez, there are two important things to remember 1) it’s not over til every bite has been counted and 2) Hickenlooper outspent her wildly as an incumbent and she still took over 40% of the vote stay scared of real change, yall, I guess?

It’s a passion of mine. I’m not doing it for the money

I have a scar on my knee I hate but now it’s a binder clip I love

starting a change.0rg petition Ryan Murphy must be stopped

lemme know if I can lend some help 😉

the lack of cool James in this one is palpable

my favorite part of the new plane crash/shark movie from Deep Blue Sea director Renny Harlin is when one of the copilots says, « Hey, I heard your kid is really sick. it must be hard for your wife, you bring away w/ work and all » this is roughly 20 mins in, in case you missed the first act

thé 90s had audiences thinking there were only a handful of roles for women; love interest, sister/mother who gives advice about love interest, and maaaybe dead wife (particularly in a supernatural thriller)

I keep seeing Fucks News whining about « woke » Supergirl and that shrimp dicked dude saying he doesn’t trust bisexual women good news for you, buddy supergirl isnt real* *also, an alien so leave the women that don’t wanna fuck you out of this ** wanna be abundantly clear, bisexuality is real

Experience joy or I will punch you.

crowdfunding a feature length adaptation of Dolly Parton’s Jolene with a third act Trapped in the Closet style twist where her husband isnt cheating, hes just a drag Queen on the side

Lot of things going on aren't any of my business

absolutely fucking not.

just saw some traditionally hot dude on Snapchat “Canned Gatorade is the best Gatorade” I sometimes think the burden of being hot for such alarmingly milquetoast takes doesn’t feel worth it

Many people still don’t understand the most basic truth about human beings: our liberation is interconnected.

is the person who put the little light on the caps lock key to show whether it’s on or off a billionaire yet?

in my latest experimentation w/ brain-eating amoeba, I found myself watching a YouTuber I enjoy, but they’re talking about “watching older shows (House) can seem repetitive as hell.” It’s called a procedural. Procedurals are formulaic and repetitive as hell. That’s their whole thing

so, like, this is just life now?

They’re applying the social media surveillance policies applied to “high crime zones” and protests and applying it more widely.

Women have been getting prosecuted for abortions well before Dobbs. This has always been a mass incarceration issue

it does feel worth pointing out how much this admin fears critical thinking so much so they are submitting book club rosters as evidence…

this is the magic Nicole Kidman was talking about

fox news has a fucked up way of celebrating pride

listening to two folks make small talk at work and it’s genuinely paining me

down time can be dangerous

kinda obsessed with the little kid who said, “oh good, hes not gonna eat me” as my fat head dog and I crossed the street

@penacolada2293.bsky.social u rang?

i have blue eyes but u would never be able to tell w/ how often im stoned

just got a very vocal blowjob didn’t really think about the window being open happy pride

I misread this as « Travis Kelce’s Dad Seemingly Hard » « Launches New Girlfriend »

happy daddy’s day

letterboxd top 4 f slur edition (two grown men brawling for 6 min 20 sec in an alley is extremely gay, shut the fuck up, u don’t know what ur talking about)

starting a roller derby team, just to call dibs on the name Chappell PWN

apropos of nothing, feels like a good time to let folks outside the states know- I owe a little over $2,300 due for a hospital visit last month where I had X-rays done, blood drawn, and zero even theories about what was wrong with me that 2k is with insurance United healthcare, btw

STOP USING HIGH IQ AND LOW IQ TO COMPLIMENT OR INSULT SOMEONE IT'S JUST EUGENICS ALL THE WAY DOWN

spitting on Mussolini’s corpse was prolly a really nice bonding moment for some families

y’a know how some denominations of christianity believe people are rewarded in the afterlife w/ personalized heavens? this is my personal hell

right, but does anyone else get Reid Scott and Ben Feldman mixed up?