🗣️ WHEN YOU ARE GOOGLING SOMETHING JUST TYPE “-ai” AT THE END TO REMOVE THE AI SUMMARY FROM POPULATING!!!!

This is absolutely unacceptable - for Canada or any country Contact your MP! dontsurveil.me/c22.html

does anyone in van do stick n poke tattoos that would trade for food or cleaning their house

deep cleaned and reorganized the kitchen with my lovely roommate and it healed my soul

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

If you live in Vancouver, they are looking to build a data centre for use with AI in downtown and mount pleasant. You can politely tell them to go fuck themselves and why this should never be considered ever here: www.shapeyourcity.ca/111-e-5?tool...

you know what would be really funny

yearning hitting at 2am....

he's the mahjong boy!

man being a mousegirl during the black plague must've been so tough

Chat she found my Xbox 360 controllers

to be loved is to be covered with dirt and debris and shit

trying to come up with solutions to who tops in a relationship where both prefer the other one topping, we've agreed to rock paper scissors next challenge: making rock paper scissors sexy

when you are in charge of trust and safety at bluesky dot app:

living in a tom and jerry episode

Do you think he makes the slime willingly or it has to be extracted in a very painful way?

Do you think at Nickelodeon they have a creature in the back that makes all the slime for the shows

a real journey

cooking on opiates

happy #InternationalWorkersDay

Did some field recording last weekend and found flowers that fit in my piercings! A joyous day!

What the fuck are we even doing

things are a lot scarier if you imagine them moving and hurting people

it's too late i've already portrayed you as the virgin ontarioid and myself as the chad british columbian

there's something disgusting about cis ppl using hrt for sexual kicks while calling me a pervert for using it to reduce suicidal ideation.

the pilot

scientists invented sounding rods for rats so they could test the boner spider venom

stop treating the revolution like the rapture and practice disobedience DAILY, yes every day

Starting September 2026, Google will block any Android app whose developer hasn't registered and provided government ID. This affects all apps, not just Play Store apps. F-Droid calls it an "existential threat." @keepandroidopen.bsky.social #KeepAndroidOpen keepandroidopen.org

If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned.

you guys notice the tickle monster doesn't come out to play anymore

the Boots Riley discourse on twitter isn't going far enough imo. if you're actually a leftist, you shouldn't even be *watching* movies and television. the only way to actually be a Marxist is to live in a big tank like a guild navigator in Dune so that you can spend 24 hours a day posting

Had a dream last night that there was a new piece of technology called the "Simpsons Phone" and you could use it to call and text characters from the Simpsons and nobody else. This is what it looked like

yeah i guess

lovely day to walk your cat and listen to birds with an iced coffee

lesbian roommate ditching me at the club to flirt with women so me and said womans twink bestie are just hanging out

do you think there's a letterboxd for porn yet

I love being friends with posters. It's like I'm a lab rat for jokes.

i got so many bad bitches like 'micheal' and 'steve' calling me about my phone plan

We didn't deserve this day.

got doordash

it's called "screamo" because listening to it makes you want to "cream" in your "s/o"

when you turn 27 they put poison in your beers to give you hangovers

logging on

I don't even care.

Joy is listening to emo music through your friends bathroom door while you drink morning coffee

Trans day of buy and review my video game so I can pay my rent and continue to pursue my passion despite losing my job and not having family supports or savings or generational wealth store.steampowered.com/app/2204900/...