Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

Every time I try to watch a Fantano interview I get like 5 minutes in and he’s been talking the entire time without letting the other person talk and then I bail

Evergreen

I like to drink sometimes

I don’t even understand this. You’re going to die of old age any day now. How is this useful to you, already being one of the most powerful people in the world? For your kids that you clearly hate? It’s greed for greed’s sake

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Given all the threats on his life, I think Trump needs a vacation. I can't imagine the stress he's under. He, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk should go visit the Titanic. Hell, take Bibi Netanyahu too.

www.theringer.com/2026/05/22/n... jesus THANK YOU

elon musk had his brain melted by right wing twitter slop and illegally shut it down. six figure body count plus a new strain of ebola is ravaging africa as we speak. the discourse is about whether they hired enough conservatives to justify not torpedoing the agency. illegally, i might add

“They’re too stupid to love the thing we said will take all their jobs”

It’s worth noting that when Jan. 6 happened, the pro-Trump right used dozens of conspiracy theories to try and offload blame from themselves—e.g., claiming it was “antifa,” “feds.” Now, they seem keen to just admit they did it—all of it—and it was good.

Who are they even arguing against this is so fucking stupid

The comparison I heard was data centers using the same amount of water as golf courses, and for that I was all, my brother in Christ, let me tell you what I think we should do with golf courses

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

It's been fascinating to follow AI industry's journey from "it's smarter than your experts!" to "at least it's cheaper than a human" to "your annual token budget ran out in March"

At a family thing and they have “The Last Bus” on, and every time I look up the screen is pitch black

hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???

I wouldn’t go to Don Jr’s wedding either tbh

I like HBIH, but I always look at the release day roundup and without fail if there is a band I actually know there is some snarky comment about it being bad

We are going to savor this one. Our client, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is freed of these outrageous, vindictive charges. It’s a good day.

Man it’s not fair. WoW is still going. OSRS is still going. Destiny was supposed to be a forever game.

One reason I hate death penalty cases is that capital punishment is incredibly stupid and irrational. It's cruel, expensive, and serves no deterrent effect. It's rarely imposed, except against a tiny minority of unlucky defendants—and in those cases, racism almost always plays a role. Just end it.

Jesus christ! OpenAI had a negative 122% operating margin for Q1 2026 and growth in ChatGPT has stalled. Very nice Mr. Altman! Well done sir! www.theinformation.com/articles/ope...

every one of these folks should be primaried unconscionable betrayal of their constituents

Bigots, cowards, bastards, and fools

Because they’ve worked so well in the past

I love Destiny and I hope it lives forever.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Slipknot Linkin Park Archspire Electric Callboy The Devil Wears Prada Ghost A Day To Remember Nekrogoblikon Devin Townsend Cradle of Filth

I get that everyone gets their moment or whatever but I’ve heard so many graduation speeches and they are all exactly the same! Release me from this torment!

I'm appreciative of all the frozen food positivity. I feel like discourse like this often involves people moralizing about wanting to use the app versus people moralizing about cooking. but in truth it's fine to be lazy about food. you don't have to care that much, it's no sin

On June 9, 2026, we will be releasing our final live service content update for Destiny 2, Monument of Triumph, available to all players. 📰 For full details: bung.ie/d2_may_21_2026

Again, that this stuff doesn’t immediately end his presidency is a total failure of Article I of the Constitution. A complete collapse of the polity.

Just watched The Sheep Detectives (2026) and rated it 4 stars on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/rseddon/film/the-sheep-detectives/ #FilmSky Post made with @letterboxdposter.finiteui.com

you know how badly you have to fuck up to throw a WORLD CUP and have nobody come?

The college grads in open revolt against pro-AI speakers is a reminder that this isn’t about a failure to adopt technology. These students are the first generation to have had language models throughout their college experience. No one wants it. They want an education, not a four year sales pitch.

I feel guilty for not keeping up with news, but every time I read any it makes me uncontrollably angry

Post book slump

ran over Grogu in wife's car

One day they will realize how much they are hated. One day.

*becomes a caricature of myself for little dopamine hits*

There are some YouTubers that seem to be interesting and have good takes but I absolutely cannot watch them because of their voice, their presentation, or their production quality

too soon

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

Just watched The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) and rated it 3 stars on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/rseddon/film/the-devil-wears-prada-2/ #FilmSky Post made with @letterboxdposter.finiteui.com

I may be the one guy who does not like voice acting in audio books

Birth rate discourse is like “It turns out if you give women more choices, they’re less likely to make ones that make their lives harder.” Which is really helpful in figuring out how we can improve society somewhat. But instead people are like wow giving women more choices was a mistake