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🎶 Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And he shows them pearly white

I was a nice, warm day. I saw my first lizard of the year. And I saw 3 wasps (yellow jackets?) at the same time outside my window. The plant had no flowers so they lost interest. I checked - no nests around. I guess it was random probability. But I've never seen 3 before there.

Everything is so incredibly stupid. Kash Patel's custom FBI sneakers. 9? He's the 9th FBI director. Heel: Punisher skull. Tongue: personal logo (K$H). More info & photos at the tweet - xcancel.com/WilliamTurto...

Ooh la la. [Punchline in ALT]

Coalition of the REJECTED

I didn't know Trump was a history buff.

I really don't understand why I've kept watching "Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning". It's awful. I took the screengrab and I actually paused it right there. Minus the credits - I've got ~13m left. I made it this far. But now I have to finish. Bleh. Into the breach...

It's that time of year. Spoiler - bsky.app/profile/govp...

I escaped hellworld for a few minutes while listening to this.

Can this be a solution?

Trump says something like "Lotsa people don't know this but we got super-duper anti-mine technology." Next morning markets are up & oil is down. But later that day it turns out that the "super-duper anti-mine technology" does not exist. Markets fall precipitously & oil shoots up. Repeat.

I try not to be an aggregator account but how can I not share sea lions getting a second chance at life after getting separated from their mother and rescued by the local Marine mammal center ❤️❤️ www.instagram.com/reel/DVmxb6m...

Unfortunate

His "I'm not a Nazi! I'm in the Anti-Fascist Knitting Club!" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

> This is a lethal dose of romance. An auto-translated comment from Korean for this vid.

The past week I cleared some tumbleweeds off my front lawn. The biggest was a clump ~1/3 the size of a sub-compact. A minute ago they got their revenge. I'm in bare feet at my desk and when I moved my left foot I got a sharp poke in my sole from thorns on a tiny tumbleweed remnant.

[Not the Onion] The Armada is fully operational.

Trump bombed Iran from a country club.

But does it come with a free sub???

What's great about Cthulhu is even though he's a monster of biblical proportions - he's not real.

Saving the people of Iran from being massacred by their government in the streets by massacring elementary schoolgirls from the air.

Gavin Newsom's dad was chief counsel for TCI - a company involved in the biggest stock fraud in California history. TCI's president was an Operation Paperclip SS Nazi named Otto von Bolschwing. Yes, really.

Mood.

The ultimate camouflage is when, even when you know it's there, it's still hard to see it. Witness the wrap-around spiders of genus Dolophones, native to Australia, who have perfected the art of BEING the tree. There are 17 species, each specializing in a particular disguise. (📷: dustaway)

> Don’t go after the rich That's every article they've ever written.

The WaPo openly stealing from the Onion. > By Tim Frost > > Tim Frost is a licensed pharmacist and senior fellow at the Cicero Institute. archive.ph/sBXd1

I'm beginning to think that this Epstein fellow might not have actually killed himself when he was in a maximum security facility. Could there have been skullduggery?

A Turkey Tale

If the Bassist looks like this you know you’re going to die in that Pit.

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Worst Riyadh Comedy Festival.

wild to see how fully capable NYT is of making necessary edits to headlines about state sanctioned murder when the victim happens to be the kind of person they think still reads their paper

A cover of "A Change Is Gonna Come" by Otis Redding. > The song was inspired by various events in Sam Cooke's life, most prominently when he and his entourage were turned away from a whites-only motel in Louisiana. 1/2

In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign

The gestapo must be stopped. Schumer must be removed as leader immediately. Schumer is dogshit. He is literally asking the gestapo to leave that state. That's beyond useless. If they went to a different state - that means the terror and murders will keep happening.

A bat fell out of the eaves here and seemed a plump little kiwi fruit w no visible signs of injury. So we put the bat in the sun to warm up, in a higher spot. Flew off after a few minutes. Hopefully to find a cozy bat colony shelter. Interrupted hibernation? (yes yes we all know not to touch bats)

wonderful little story about the guy who came up with the idea for the arrow that tells you what side the gas tank nozzle is on www.wsj.com/business/aut...

I made my daily (more or less) donation at a little food pantry. - Apples - Bananas - Hot Wheels car - Seltzer - Flavored tuna I need to do it this way as a good deed every day or I will go insane due to the state of the US. Consider donating time or money to a good cause.

Earlier I linked to a Richard Feynman video. It turns out I linked to Al crap. > This voice is his AI voice clone. I deleted my vid and now I'm grumpy. The net used to be more fun and AI slop is everywhere. Sigh.

> at least $5bn $4.999999999B for loss of prestige, loss of income, emotional trauma, pain and suffering $2 for other

accidentally called this one

> The real answer is prEGGnant, obviously. I'm going to have to escape into Youtube more as highly needed breaks from Trump and Hellworld.

GIVE ME AND MY FAMILY MEASLES DADDY TRUMP. I DONT KNOW WHAT ENCEPHALITIS IS AND I DONT CARE. IF LITTLE DAKOTA GETS THE HEAD SICKNESS AND THE HORSE PASTE DONT CURE IT AND SHE DIES - ITS PART OF JESUS'S ULTIMATE PLAN.

STRONG & POWERFUL & HEX #7D562E & HEX #483F5A

I don't even know what to say at this point.

Headline: "Military models Canadian response to hypothetical American invasion" archive.ph/eahcv

Out of curiosity I had a look at the "entertainment" tab of google news. Spoiler alert: possibly Raisin Bran.

I watched Imperium (2016) in 2017 - it was creepy in context. Daniel Radcliffe is an FBI agent who goes undercover as a Nazi. Yesterday I rewatched it. In context now - I don't know what it call it. "When it comes down to it - there is only one essential ingredient to fascism." / "It's victimhood."