Worst Riyadh Comedy Festival.

wild to see how fully capable NYT is of making necessary edits to headlines about state sanctioned murder when the victim happens to be the kind of person they think still reads their paper

A cover of "A Change Is Gonna Come" by Otis Redding. > The song was inspired by various events in Sam Cooke's life, most prominently when he and his entourage were turned away from a whites-only motel in Louisiana. 1/2

In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign

The gestapo must be stopped. Schumer must be removed as leader immediately. Schumer is dogshit. He is literally asking the gestapo to leave that state. That's beyond useless. If they went to a different state - that means the terror and murders will keep happening.

A bat fell out of the eaves here and seemed a plump little kiwi fruit w no visible signs of injury. So we put the bat in the sun to warm up, in a higher spot. Flew off after a few minutes. Hopefully to find a cozy bat colony shelter. Interrupted hibernation? (yes yes we all know not to touch bats)

wonderful little story about the guy who came up with the idea for the arrow that tells you what side the gas tank nozzle is on www.wsj.com/business/aut...

I made my daily (more or less) donation at a little food pantry. - Apples - Bananas - Hot Wheels car - Seltzer - Flavored tuna I need to do it this way as a good deed every day or I will go insane due to the state of the US. Consider donating time or money to a good cause.

Earlier I linked to a Richard Feynman video. It turns out I linked to Al crap. > This voice is his AI voice clone. I deleted my vid and now I'm grumpy. The net used to be more fun and AI slop is everywhere. Sigh.

> at least $5bn $4.999999999B for loss of prestige, loss of income, emotional trauma, pain and suffering $2 for other

accidentally called this one

> The real answer is prEGGnant, obviously. I'm going to have to escape into Youtube more as highly needed breaks from Trump and Hellworld.

GIVE ME AND MY FAMILY MEASLES DADDY TRUMP. I DONT KNOW WHAT ENCEPHALITIS IS AND I DONT CARE. IF LITTLE DAKOTA GETS THE HEAD SICKNESS AND THE HORSE PASTE DONT CURE IT AND SHE DIES - ITS PART OF JESUS'S ULTIMATE PLAN.

STRONG & POWERFUL & HEX #7D562E & HEX #483F5A

I don't even know what to say at this point.

Headline: "Military models Canadian response to hypothetical American invasion" archive.ph/eahcv

Out of curiosity I had a look at the "entertainment" tab of google news. Spoiler alert: possibly Raisin Bran.

I watched Imperium (2016) in 2017 - it was creepy in context. Daniel Radcliffe is an FBI agent who goes undercover as a Nazi. Yesterday I rewatched it. In context now - I don't know what it call it. "When it comes down to it - there is only one essential ingredient to fascism." / "It's victimhood."

Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey: "I don’t support abolishing ICE". He said it on Fox News because of course he did. Garbage dem.

I made my daily (more or less) donation at a little food pantry. - Blueberries - Canned corn - Seltzer - Flavored tuna pouches - fun-sized candy bar I need to do it this way as a good deed every day or I will go insane due to the state of the US. Consider donating time or money to a good cause.

r/Minneapolis...

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That's a challenge coin. I don't even know what to say. Fedposting would be stupid beyond belief.

White settlers taking native Americans hostage in order to force an immigration agreement with the tribe, in the literal year 2026

A very short and informative thread

I am introducing a bill requiring ICE officers to provide punch tickets that can be redeemed for a free garbage bag to replace every 11th shattered car window

The Washington Post today vs The Onion 23 years ago. WaPo doesn't even bother with a counterpoint.

[Not the Onion] Ritchie Torres: "I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes..." Yeesh.

You've got to be fucking kidding. The source of the original photo - www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...

My efforts to lose weight, eat better, and cut way down on ultra-processed foods aren't going as well as I had hoped. In other news - OMG, it's almost here!

This is Minneapolis: Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city. Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.

I thought he was lying about being so sick. I applaud his commitment to the bit.

*If you like piña coladas · And gettin' caught in the rain*

History shows again and again / How nature points out the folly of man

[Not the Onion] NYC Token

At a *school* > The windows of a vehicle are broken after immigration enforcement agents detained a man outside of Roosevelt High School Wednesday, Jan. 7, 2026, in Minneapolis

If she wears makeup - she is no angel.

"Did the visitor click the button and keep reading?" must be a flawed metric. I bet a lot of people did what I just did. I pushed the fucking button but then I decided I was annoyed enough it was better to close the tab than read in annoyance.

I can imagine the democrats are hard at work creating Project 2029. A bold plan to maybe free a teeny percentage of people from the concentration camps if democracy still exists and the dems are in power. *How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?* Vote!

Just hanging out.

For some reason I'm super-grumpy and angry this morning. I simply was linking to an article showing how suspect Bellingcat is. I swear I wasn't trying to stir up drama. Bluesky can sure be hostile to the left. There. I said it. So I don't get labels on my very own page - archive.ph/YP7uA

[Not the Onion] Trump has started to wear a pin of himself called "Happy Trump". archive.today/EXJ0Y

I'll try never to mention any of my Bluesky drama because who cares. But I can't help but mention that I poked *gentle* fun at Will Stancil and in the last ~30 minutes six people blocked me. Surely all to do that silly joke.

I can't stop thinking about this cropped photo of the car. Stuffed animals and yellow tape. That horror plus the different horror of people convincing themselves she was a terrorist who *deserved* getting murdered by Trump's Gestapo. It must be like it was in 1930s Nazi Germany.

I am 100% pessimistic about everything. How can any of the crises we are facing as a nation *ever* be fixed?

Mood.

The US media is filled with ghouls. Actual reality is not a reality tv show called "World Domination".

pink rubber rain boot available the corner of se salmon and 37th, half on pavement and half on grass

Just now I made 2 New Year's resolutions. 1. Cut way down on ultra-processed foods. But I love frozen pizza, etc. 2. If somebody on the net isn't worth talking to - I need to stop talking. It's not somehow clever for me to keep going. It shouldn't be hard yet it will be.