I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”

if you think this dude is ever going to fight Trump you should be studied in a lab

Canceling my Portlandia+ subscription until this military occupation in Oregon ends!

“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. “He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.” -Declaration of Independence

The government records are a single paper with "woman bad at flying" scribbled in thick black sharpie.

NEW: By inflating numbers and narrowing definitions, the Heritage Foundation is promoting a false link between transgender identity and violence in a push for the FBI to create a new category of terrorism. By me & @couts.bsky.social:

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Cubs Kirk Curse in full effect.

SEPTEMBER - 2025 Trump is president of U.S. Only a broken escalator stands before him. Emotions are now battlefields.

Yeah, this is pretty much it, isn't it?

I haven’t seen a lot of cis people I usually see pushing for calls, etc. doing so about these rules provisions, which would devastate trans people nationally. Calls need to be made to all electeds and a firm stance taken ASAP, with ten times the fervor of the Kimmel/D+ event

DOGE was a success because the entire point of it was the greatest data theft scheme in history and they did it

If the Cubs keep playing like this we could call it the Kirk Curse.

Weird how “we should blow up the UN” isn’t considered encouraging political violence. 🤔

Do any of the professors or journalists or teachers also get their jobs back or nah

Yo Jimbo

REPUBLICANS IN THE OKLAHOMA STATE LEGISLATURE HAVE INTRODUCED A BILL THAT WOULD MANDATE PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES AND COLLEGES TO ERECT STATUES OF CHARLIE KIRK OR PAY A MONTHLY FINE. Read the full story here: https://bit.ly/48tXZWC

A friend recognized the entertainment potential of the big AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT graphic but replaced Kennedy’s face with a much better alternative:

Fun fact: Doctor Oz, Administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, close friend of Trump and RFK Jr., and self-admitted fraudulent supplement huckster, sells multiple forms of leucovorin through his supplement company, iHerb, which he didn’t divest when taking his federal gov role.

Leaving piles of MAGA branded clothes around town tonight to really fuck with people.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

LOL

"It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number."

Disney+ is still on the BDS list, BTW. Don't restart your subscription just because they brought back Kimmel. They only did that because they lost so much money anyway; they learned nothing. If Disney or ABC wants your money, make them divest from Israel first.

People getting all excited about rapture are so silly. Guys, you aren’t getting raptured. At best you are getting countrytured.

Some players took a knee at a game and that was a big problem but it is fine that Matt Shaw had to skip town to see a fireworks display.

Secretly putting a little bit of soy milk into every mint majesty order.

#KnightsofGuinevere I told you

Out of curiosity how do you get consent from a drawing. Like maybe you should worry less about whether or not a cartoon has rights and more about whether real life trans and Palestinian people do

Hakeem Jeffries supporting Charlie Kirk before endorsing Zohran Mamdani is really fucking nasty.

hm that sure sounds like someone with a job endorsing political violence to me

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

best wisdom I could ever give anyone is if you see somebody describing themself as an influencer, they are already internally decomposed and you should run the other direction

What do you mean… you have “registered” for the protest???

This is what all our *currently* elected officials should be doing, and not nearly enough are. We need people who are willing to stand up against fascism, not weak-willed appeasers. Good on you, @katmabu.bsky.social

MSNBC has zero moral authority to talk about cowardice of Disney, ABC, or Republicans for bending the knee to MAGA when they did exact thing in their termination of me and others. They are doing the exact thing they complain about others doing.

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

I just… what the fuck is even happening

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system