Shaw shouldn't think to himself "counting or not counting gang violence" as he rounds third.

Green Ranger Black Ranger Pink Ranger Blue Ranger Yellow Ranger Red Ranger

Coin never beating allegations of having two equal sides.

A tale of how moderation works around here, in two parts

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Imagine if they didn’t steal a bunch of science fiction stories to train their AI.

It is kind of worrisome that the Cubs are playing this good with an election coming up and the hantavirus infections happening.

The word of the day is "feckless".

The Aristocrats!

i remember learning "there is no silver bullet" in my cs classes and it's bleakly hilarious that all tech speculation now is "what if we made a silver bullet? we will add the line 'you are the silver bullet' to claude's code"

Breaking: @schiff.senate.gov is introducing bipartisan legislation designed to help our kids prepare for a future of global warming and rising sea levels. Schools will be required to teach kids to swim so they are ready to enter a changing and aquatic work force.

Italian Beefs will tear us apart. Happy National Italian beef month Chicago.

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

My thoughts and prayers go out to @timheidecker.bsky.social's vocal cords.

Can't wait to get my new passport!

sometimes the messenger is really asking for it

This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic

If anyone wants to send me a free Framework Laptop 13 Pro, that would be great. I don’t really need one but they look pretty cool.

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally

These west coast games with Rick Sutcliffe suck. He makes me actually miss the national broadcast teams.

Statue of limitations has not expired on this tweet.

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

losing my mind that this guy is an anti-hasan piker, pro israel, centrist. makes the rush to blame the “far left” look even more insane than it already did before we knew anything about the guy lol

Cole Allen’s manifesto revealed a mainstream liberal who felt compelled to act against a criminal regime and a system that doesn’t seem willing to stop them. This feels reminiscent of past cycles of violence where liberal democracy starts to fall apart jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/the-broken...

Never beating the “two sides of the same coin” allegations.

Amazing to me that people keep screaming about security failures in a situation where security did not fail. Bad things didn't even happen to bad people, so you can stop pretending to be worried about that. Stop whining for a bigger, badder police state.

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

Interesting to see which journalist types are out here talking about the WHCD attendees' trauma tonight but haven't said anything about the huge recent spike in journalists actually being killed while doing their job! Telling, maybe!

Can't believe that the Cubs almost lost Matt Shaw tonight.

They are going to go even easier on him, aren't they?

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

...The Aristocrats!

It is kind of neat how Bluesky is constantly breaking.

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

Thinking again about how Ro Khanna and a handful of goo-goo types said liberals should give DOGE a chance on government reform, and then DOGE pushed through illegal aid cuts that might literally kill more people than the Holocaust.

Nothing quite like an unexpected @graham.loadingreadyrun.com on Colbert. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBKL...

Maybe The Onion's media empire will have another chance to expand.

The SpaceX guy in charge of NASA is fine with gutting NASA because SpaceX still has the Pentagon.

you’ve got it sir, such FAKE NEWS,

Wednesday Campanella just ruined my streak of being a guy who doesn't think about the Roman Empire.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata