Jack torrance's actions at the Overlook Hotel placed him squarely on the wrong side of history

if my own petard hoisted me i would probably end it all right there. you can't come back from that

forever grateful for the mute button on all social media 🙏🙂

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Battle for Custody of 8 Red Coins

what is the greatest song of all time and why is it by ABBA?

I'm at the best of times. I'm at the worst of times. I'm at the combination best of times and worst of times

A tale of two ponies 🐴💖🖤💖🐴

I’m usually a good obedient subby pony, but I can take the reigns every once in a blue moon. I mean I’m not called the Beautiful STALLION Woman for nothing 🐴

Don’t tell me to touch grass, bitch I’m a horse. I EAT grass! Get on my level you fucking poser. Also can I have some apples? I really like apples, cause like I said, am honse🐴🍎🐴

texting the plug “you’ve changed”

what if it was glocktober instead and u had to keep a gun locked to ur penis the whole month

bluesky? more like boosky 👻 lmao right? because it’s october sorry for being so totally epic and randomsauce 🤪

queer people being invested in taylor swift is like converting to straight culture

extremely @ponygal.bsky.social coded behavior right here

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Get Legionnaire's Disease from the Fountain

Buy Toad Beer

texting the plug and asking if they ever think about me

pretty sure she's dead

Hot take: The Blink-182 song “Anthem” is a much better book than ayn rands book by the same name. 🐴I will kick anyone who disagrees🐴

i really just wanna kick it with @themountaingoats.bsky.social for an afternoon listening to and dissecting this live set tbh

being so brave rn and sharing this photo of me currently (unwashed, taking a shit)

was wondering why i was awoken this morning by a bird screeching outside of my window something that sounded like “I COULD NEVER SWALLOW YOUR FALSE IDEALS OF A LIFELESS HAPPY ENDING” and now i know

still need to read more of this but what i have read so far is SO good

did you know?: the band name “AFI” is short for “American Film Institute”

dave matthews band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

really really love this piece my girlfriend made and can’t wait to see what she does next!

Hey I heard John Christenson (the guy who wrote this article for the NYP) likes to stomp dogs to death because it turns him on. I don’t have a source for that but we can just present shit as fact as long as we hope it’s true right, or are we only allowed to do that to marginalized communities?

“i don’t want to be blasé, but kill yourself” - me

actual lol

words cannot express how much i love my girlfriend, folks

lmao

it’s pay what you can for a download/infinite streaming via bandcamp. not up on other streamers and maybe never will be! i think it’s worth your time and money. also, sharing and posting about it costs nothing and does a lot to help me promote so please spread the word!!!!!

i released a live record this week from when i opened for @ajjtheband.bsky.social at the grog shop - it was one of my favorite shows ever, the crowd was nuts, and i think the set and recording turned out excellent. five of these songs are currently otherwise unreleased. please share/spread the word!

it’s me i’m the girlfriend ☺️

really need to get some groceries but I only have $13 in my checking account... if anyone feels like chipping in I'd greatly appreciate it 🖤

🎵 my soul slides away but don’t look back st. anger i heard you say 🎵

this is the thing. come the election they’ll be telling you you absolutely must vote full ticket. why? practice what you preach or recede into history

every person, politician or otherwise, who frames this as anything other than “an issue that has zero effect on 99% of the population that is deeply weird and perverse for you to be fixating on” deserves to suffer for every single minute of the rest of their lives.

me: *pitches baseball* george scott: *hits baseball, home run* me: …okay boomer

i, a person in my late 30’s, most certainly did not wake up, get dressed, try to fart and end up shitting my pants a lil bit, this morning. and anyone who says otherwise is a god damned liar.

CHYRON: “the part of Colonel Sanders will now be played by Joel Huschle”

the new ad campaign, which features a grandfatherly Colonel Sanders chuckling his way through the restaurant’s controversial new slogan — “Chick-Fil-A can suck my dick” — has quickly gone viral

cancelled from this mortal coil

when someone dies… that’s cancel culture

we gotta get on dracula flows level tbh

ideally u want to be edgy enough to get on TV but not edgy enough to go to court

im so sick of seeing slogans like "trans rights are human rights" or "we exist". put something cool on your t shirt like "i will fucking kill you you pussy bitch"