Me when I’m bratting to a werewolf hoping that they’ll top me

Starting an all equine punk band called “Foal FX” anypony want to join? 🐴

Person from other department at work: Beautiful Stallion Woman your way to smart for this place Me: nah I’m just a dumb honse 🐴 *Find out a lot of my coworkers believe the earth is flat and that germ theory is made up* Shit that coworker may have been right, can’t wait for my new job

that’s what good pussy sounds like

ME TOO THANKS!

Me and @thehouseofwills.bsky.social share her and she must be so so tired. That mare should seriously unionize

I wish I had ears that could visually communicate that I am about to kick or bite. I’d probably get in to way less fights #humanponyproblems

Ask not for whom the keys jingle

if i was president it would be nonstop false flag operations up in this piece

This is your obligatory pony post wishing that yall get hi as a, well, me I guess, cause I’m a horse 🐴

Star Trotting' across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Silver Art by @skippylynn.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/view/64711249/

Ok i kinda think all italians have adhd, it would explain so so much

Thank fuck for traumaqueers. Fr fr no cap april

She Hüsker on my Dü like the Taming of the Shrew

I’ve noticed a lot more trans women working in hospitals, and we’re always doing some sort of Charlie Work.

I’m always saying this fr fr #aseriouspony #ididntevendoanything

When the horse fails the pick pocket check but manages to pull a nat 20 on the adorable honse check, so I was chill with him searching my pockets for snacks 🐴 The only snacks he found examining my coat were my fingers. I still have all of them so we’re like best friends now.

This pony finally got to spend some time with other horses again! 🐴🐴 Special thanks to my wonderful girlfriend @thehouseofwills.bsky.social who set up a long over do wonderful day of riding! More pics to come! Also it’s so lovely that my coat now smells like a barn, best smell ever!

Ugh being knotted sounds hi key goated rn fr fr. What? Pony’s can enjoy being knotted by dominant wolf as much as the next pup. Isn’t that right @thehouseofwills.bsky.social

“Dressage is just math rock for horses” - @thehouseofwills.bsky.social The thing is she isn’t wrong 🐴

aka @ponygal.bsky.social

The response I get after asking who can identify what this baggie of crystal and shards is. Like yea its probably drugs but I wanna know what kind miss mage lady 🐴

Be the change you want to see in the employee handbook

God damn it I’m doing this right now. I’m ADHD pone 🐴

PTSD is so pony coded fr fr Like, it’s not the ptsd symptom hyperarousal when I literally jump after being startled in specific ways, I’m just a spooky pony.

Genuinely one of the best responses to something I posted on Reddit. This pony went on a rant about John Kellogg and his insane views on masturbation. Ohh and it was on a subreddit for stimulant users..

More stallion woman diy repairs using medical supplies coming soon to a theater near you! #pone #tgirlhorsegirl #nofapfaptendertinder #literalshitpostingexceptnotbecauseitsthetankofthetoiletsotheresn #everanyshitinit #whycantiwritelongerhashtagstonowhere #ponygirl #ponyplaypetplumber

I’m calling AI generated music “grock rock” and I’m so happy that term popped into my empty pony brain of mine🐴

AHDC all horses deserve cake 🐴

What kind of drugs does a horse do? NEIGHsal drugs! lol XD If you don’t laugh at this or tell me I’m clever you’re equinephobic and I am more than willing to throw hooves about it

Need to take more pony pics🐴

Of all the shit I’ve seen in an ICU, I am so disappointed this wasn’t one of them

Just wanted to repost this fucking legendary clip cause it came up in conversation. Honestly probably the proudest I’ve been about the smut I’ve posted 🐴

During these terrible times, I think people need juggling more than ever to take their minds off their troubles.

Anyone know any queer reporters that want some info/possible story? Don’t want to post on main but yea. Feel free to DM or post in comments

Satanic Bluegrass back in the house tn. Doors 7pm 8:00-8:30 Goose Tongue 8:45-9:15 The House of Wills 9:30-10:15 The Pentagram String Band

how your email finds me

I know it’s a video game, but I don’t think the Umbrella Corporation understands the point of bioweapons You could develop a complex organism like nemesis, or grow it and re introduce small pox, or genetically modify rabies to be airborne, which is a disease both terrifying and nearly 100% fatal

Having my e learning about basic life support and/cpr (something I’ve done on actual people a lot at my last job) from a medical team from London is humiliating. Let me guess, after 2 rounds of chest compression we’re supposed to break for tea??? At least they aren’t Italian but god damn they suck

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

Hospitals are switching to AI for medical coding and it actually might destroy US healthcare With in a year hospitals will decide what you pay with generative AI, that’s terrifying But the US healthcare is so fucked maybe having to rebuild from the ground up after a total collapse isnt a bad thing

unicorn's grove 🦄

Hot take, I know, cancel me if you must, but; Isopods are silly guys and I like them

Yall I’ve been being a horse for a hot minute now lol

Just stage dived for the first time at my lovely girlfriend @thehouseofwills.bsky.social folk punk show 💕🐴💕

Old one from my FA scraps. But since we're all horses now.

I hate crying at work. I’m a horse I should be allowed to pin my ears and either bite or kick anyone and every thing that pisses me off 🐴 #honseposting

My girlfriend is so real for this, and many many other things 🥰

Just accidentally stabbed my self with a bloody surgical instrument fresh from the OR and my first thought was “I wonder how long I can milk this so I don’t have to work today” and not “OHH SHIT POSSIBLE BLOODBORNE PATHOGENS” Boi howdy this pony is sick of working in health carw