Just accidentally stabbed my self with a bloody surgical instrument fresh from the OR and my first thought was “I wonder how long I can milk this so I don’t have to work today” and not “OHH SHIT POSSIBLE BLOODBORNE PATHOGENS” Boi howdy this pony is sick of working in health carw

Another personal favorite, I still love the expressions on this one ❤️ #furry #furryart #furryartist #horse #furryhorse #anthro #anthropomorphic #deadsugar #couple

Awe the pony has ptsd, just like me 🐴

Never forget that time I kicked someone’s ass with my 9/11 bird

My girlfriend got me a blood stained copy as a gift and I can’t express how much I love it! If you follow me that alone means you will probably love it. I read her other book Sour Milk Deluxe Hardcore (SMDH) and it’s also totally worth getting. She is so unique and creative so go buy her books!

I used to HATE mill decks in mtg, but then I saw how much fun my lovely girlfriend @thehouseofwills.bsky.social loves them so I figured they can’t be all bad. Then I found out that fucking John Darnielle loves to play mill decks, so fine they can’t suck all that much. *🐴frustrated horse noises🐴*

Hospital admin: We should update all of our old ass computers with a bunch of programs that have AI in them! *Trying to run all the AI laden programs has fucked all the computers* Admin: we’re gonna make so much money! Patients and healthcare workers: Everything is flaming agony. This is hell.

Those who’ve worked in kitchens know the feeling. Both of throwing and recieving

Also fuck me the power creep is insane. It feels like waking up from electro convulsive therapy and being confused as to why everything is the way it is Also of course @thehouseofwills.bsky.social mostly plays control. I always end up falling for people who play control; which just confuses me

So my girlfriend @thehouseofwills.bsky.social got me into magic arena. I started playing magic in 2003 and it’s been about 4 years since I sold my cards and stopped playing. I’m instantly hooked on arena. It feels somewhere between relapsing on alcohol and seeing a beloved old friend.

Is this guying offering to replace my urethra???

Some things truly can only be done by a human. I can’t do this because I don’t drink because I’m not a human. I’m honse, so I just stick to horsey substances like ketamine

A HUD would help my ADHD soooo much. Like im a pony that needs to be reminded to eat and drink water. Having a little pop up in my vision that says “you are mildly dehydrated, drink water” would help so fucking much. Or maybe someone could just give me a bucket of oats every once in a while

A “gentleman caller” messaged me telling me how much he loved the video he commissioned me to make. At the end of the message he said “I’m addicted to you” and I didn’t respond with “don’t you know that I’m toxic” I threw away a chance to make a great Britney Spears joke and I ruined it.

My sketching hyperfixation this week: ponyplay/ponyboys. New theme for me as a focus. In ten years I’ve barely drawn ponies, mostly because I hate drawing pony hoods (they just look like plain horses which isn't fun for me to draw). But I do really like the heavy slaveplay visuals of pony stuff.

Commission for @lionessbutmasc.bsky.social ❤️🐴

It only took 40 days since I started making and posting porn before I started making some weird ass smut more akin to analogue horror than regular smut And of course it’s inspired by Catholic trauma and ancient Sumerian mythology, like, how couldn’t it be Honestly I’m surprised it took this long

Happy year of the horse! 2026! 🐎

POV: your pony wants to go for walkies reaaaaaal bad. 📷 @vulotaur.bsky.social

This is what you get when the dumbest pony in the pasture tries to make porn by her self 🐴

"Hooves bound in the barn, for Tied up Tuesday" (New photo last Sunday)

Sharing carrots

Why the fuck is it so hard to make a War of the Worlds adaptation? Like we have had two mediocre movies, and one piece of content that personifies the death of human creativity and art. Cant someone make a good indie film, or survival horror game, fuck I'd settle for a yuri dating sim adaptation

Dare I say a cool picture I drew Snowed in this weekend so I'm a little silly and stir crazy right now!!!!!

My girlfriend is so real

But I’m a t4t cheer leader Check out the full videos at fansly.com/DaniLovebree... coming very soon! Special thanks to @thehouseofwills.bsky.social for throat fucking me and filming🥰 #transnsfw #t4t #t4tnsfw #facefuck #throatfuck #transoral #chastity #transchastity #butimacheerleaderbutmakeitT4T

So I actually am getting pretty close to finishing setting up my fansly account (and sheer) and I actually have a few videos up already. I appreciate any support, I really love doing this and would like to keep making more! fansly.com/DaniLovebree... #transnsfw #transporn #fansly #💦

💕🐴thinking about horses with fangs 🐴💕

Just a goth pony riding its pony toy. Nothing to see here 🐴🤭🐴 #chastity #transchastity #ponyplay #chancethestallion #transnsfw #whydoiliveinaplacewhereitgetsascoldas7cuntgarglingdegreesoutside #honse

Mood

Crying in front of a psychiatrist that just started practicing is honestly hilarious They cut me off twice and said “I just do meds I can’t help with this” and I told them I just need them to hear me and listen to how I am feeling and omg I swear they were literally squirming in their chair XD

Jesus was the first oogle. Like his dad bailed him out of a death sentence and he’s all holier than thou but didn’t even bail out the two guys that got executed with him. Fuckin poser ass son of god.

Why isn’t fempreg more of a thing!?! Like I want to see cute and hot art of trans girls getting pregnant! Is that so much for a Beautiful Stallion Broodmare to ask???? Ohh and maybe some one getting me pregnant, that’d be cool to 🐴👉👈🐴

I’m always saying this. Like not shit posting but genuinely saying this all the time 🐴

Omg goals

Ohh you you’re a trans girl who plays bass? So are you a fender femme or more of a gibson girly? I’m a fender pferd personally (pferd is German for horse and it works with the alliteration and also I’m a horse who plays a fender 🐴)

Me trying to describe an idea for a porno: I’m trying to stylize like what you’d get if Baz Luhrmann, Tim Burton, Julia Ducournau, and John Waters all jizzed on a cupcake, and that cupcake came to life and became a eldritch priestess. Plush horse I’m telling this to🐴: please get a therapist

happy new yuri 🎠

Me after someone cums in me

Totally didn’t call the elevators to get it to 67

I’d be doing such An excited little dance if I turned into a literal horse and give everyone I like pony rides and kick everyone I dislike🐴

Coloured pony portraits in 'Spirit' style, currently open! 🥳

My Iron-artist Sketch commission slots are currently open 🎉

This pony is going to be swept away by the wind 🐴

she told me she wanted to feel alive and then she spread beef lao gan ma on her coochie 3 and a half weeks later i was still screamin from the residual grandma sauce in my urethra every time i went to piss

🚬🐴ponies smoking on deadbert to 🐴🚬

“I can’t pay you, but I can send you a video of me beating my balls with a belt.” - a prospective ‘gentleman caller’ Y’all I think I just discovered a cursed new form of currency.

the year of the wHat again?! ----------------------------- #nsfwart #personal #oc #chuy #donkey #potion

Mhmmmm

Person online: hey you should lean into the gooner girl aesthetic Me: what the hell is that, a girl who goons a lot? Person: nah, it’s when a boy spends too much time on the internet and becomes a girl Me: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about ?