GUARDS!! Spoil her!

Horse brained so here’s a pretty pony from My Little Pony Tales #fanart

My painting GREAT PLAINS STORM

Sorry, *FAILED Cooking with Cupcake™️ appearance

Thinking about Bon Bon’s Cooking with Cupcake™️ TV show appearance

It's Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.

The Rockin Beats are cooler than anyone has ever been. Just a band of ponies. Sick as heck

Canon Pick-me Girl Patch is so important to me, guys

No, I totally hear you. You're right we do need to make sure everyone can swim long term. You're not wrong. Anyway, could you please come get us out of the ocean, we're drowning

I miss the prairie, guys! If I didn’t have a really good job right now that requires me to live in state for the foreseeable future, I’d leave everything behind to go live in Exploding Tree-ville. : /

Picks up my BlueSky friends like this!

I recently got clocked! Someone said I was a really big fan of dirt, and I wasn't sure why (I'd come into the office kind of dirty from biking in the rain and I've traveled 1k miles round trip twice to get dirt for a lady), but five minutes later I was yammering about Texas soil composition. : /

Just got back from Montgomery! They sure do things differently in Alabama. :, )

D1,071, 785- issued in April for a design for a Christmas decoration. #DesignPatents

Yayyyyyy

I love you too @katvara.bsky.social . Thank you for loving and supporting me no matter what. I cant wait to spend many more years with you too! ♡♡♡

GOAT Melody (has to take clothes to the laundromat, working-class single parent household, very helpful with the twins) vs washed Bon Bon (has laundry room in the basement, dual-parent bougie upbringing in massive house, has a villain song because she doesn't want to help Baby Pony)

The Rockin Beats are cooler than anyone has ever been. Just a band of ponies. Sick as heck

Patch x Bon Bon is a problematic intelligence gap relationship (Patch uses words like "strife," "surging" and "diversion" in her sweeping I-want song, while Bon Bon very plainly lists her friends' occupations and also rhymes "model" with "model")

some folks have a chip on their shoulder, but me? I have a donkey on my shoulder! #horseposting

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

I'm SOOOO fascinated by Starlight today. Why does she gravitate so strongly towards authority figures (Miss Hackney, and she only shows interest in Ace when he becomes team captain). Why does she sleep with a nun watching over her.

Oh my God

of every farm animal there is absolutely none more deserving of the title of "Winsome" than the Pig. other animals can be other things (see the plaintive cow; the intractable horse) but there is no competition for the most winsome animal. that is the pig.

My designs for Bon Bon and Melody. I started w/them first because I relate to them more, haha.. I put way too many details into Melody because I have so, so many music OCs. My only design for Bon Bon was "cute B actress". Crayon brush = aesthetic. #fanart #mlp #mlptales #digitalartist

Grateful for all my friends, followers, mutuals, and for every member of my Tales family today! 😁

Have I mentioned that I love Buddy? :, ) His hairstyle is just Patch's, but in reverse.

Goes to Melody’s house, does this with no explanation, and leaves

another low light shot of the palomino gelding love seeing that dilated pupil! #horseposting

I like the details in the ponies' rooms in MLP Tales. :, ) I wonder if Princess Problems was written when they gave Patch a princess bed, or if that just reinforces that she's a princess in her dad's eyes. I like how many books she has, and the little basketball hoop!

what if horses had eyes and a mouth

If It Doesn't Exist, MAKE IT. Aka. The motivational bnuy. #originalart

They/them Half Note will save me

Teddy has done pretty toxic things... why should we trust him? #mlptales #mlpfanart #mylittlepony

I like that this is Patch's default posture. There are a lot I'm missing; she does it like four separate times in Princess Problems alone. I don't know how to describe it but I definitely think she's up to no good.

I respectfully disagree! If anything, the Tales characters are too restrained and on-model most of the time. Lance's expression would not be as jarring if they were more frequently as expressive as they are in the theme. Love the coziness of Tales animation, BUT I love when they get zany, too. : )

Bruh Bon Bon lowkey about to jump to her death because her paranoia and low self esteem is a problem lol

I am so glad I got over my falling in love with Scorpio men phase lmao those are truly some FRIGHTENING people

I like how a.) Patch only does this face-touching thing with her dear friend Rosy from the orphanage, demonstrating how close of a bond they have without telling you and b.) AWWWW THEY BOTH WEAR BANGS!!! It’s the designated “hobo hairstyle,“ folks! <3

I like how everyone in Bismarck is a stereotypical North Dakotan (flannels and trucker hats, very friendly, “aboot,” lots of construction workers and a concerning amount of alcoholism, etc). The Uber driver started rambling about modifications to combine machines. No notes. 😄

I'm doing so much walking since trying to avoid being in my house! My usual step average is ~10k, but the past few days, it's been ~17k. : D

Carrie Underwood singing the Sunday Night Football song but with extremely context dependent clues to let you know she’s singing live like “the Chiefs and the Lions gonna have a fight/ it’s 60° in Detroit tonight”

Bring back My Little Pony Tales. #mlp #mylittlepony #mylittleponytales #g1

Just had the thought “I really wish I had a SUPER COOL bomber jacket right about now,” but then I realized that *she* is sneaking up on me again. : /

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeve keeps rolling down every time you wash the dishes