I'm doing so much walking since trying to avoid being in my house! My usual step average is ~10k, but the past few days, it's been ~17k. : D

Carrie Underwood singing the Sunday Night Football song but with extremely context dependent clues to let you know she’s singing live like “the Chiefs and the Lions gonna have a fight/ it’s 60° in Detroit tonight”

Bring back My Little Pony Tales. #mlp #mylittlepony #mylittleponytales #g1

Just had the thought “I really wish I had a SUPER COOL bomber jacket right about now,” but then I realized that *she* is sneaking up on me again. : /

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeve keeps rolling down every time you wash the dishes

I see you sun

the world is better because it has trans people in it

*When an antagonist beats up a side character within an inch of their life* Protagonist: Geez! What's your deal??

beautiful!!!!!

SOMEONE NEW POSTED A STORY INVOLVING THEM TRICK OR TREATING?????? NEW TALES FRIEND, LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Modern AU where Bright Eyes and Bon Bon (I know she is too dumb to live but bear with me) become lawyers who work different specialties at the same firm, and they talk case strategy a bit because I’m sure that’s something lawyers, realistically, do, right?

I’m hanging out with my mom in the hospital! You guys aren’t prepared for the posts I make when I’m bored.

If Ace was transgender, she would be named Lace If Bon Bon was transgender, he would be named Bob Bob If Patch was transgender, they would be named Hatch (like an egg) If Clover was transgender, they would be named Clover (already a non-binary name)

spongebob: today's the big day gary.

I wrote a story very similar to this when I was a kid, I'm dyin'

hello new followers i only sort of apologize for my "informative" posts either being overwrought navel-gazing or having the tone of a teacher striding into a classroom and over-hand throwing a stapler at the wall so hard it explodes into a million pieces

NOTE TO SELF: I think this is from About a Girl from The N Network! Need to figure out where to watch this. : )

Telling people 'its flannel season' even tho I wear a long sleeve flannel shirt every single day of my life regardless of how hot it is outside

[Listening to the Taylor Swift album at 2.5x so I can get this review out before everyone else] I have to say, her pitch is too high on every single song. Disappointing. Incredible breath control singing that fast though

Taylor Swift:

tbt the time a drunk was trying to insult one of the bouncers on the high street and got the devastating response "oh look, someone who doesn't matter has said something that isn't true". I often think about this when not replying to tweets

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard dog: no can do amigo squirrel: why dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it

Getting new scissors in a plastic pack that i can't open without already owning scissors is so credit ratings coded

If I was the oldest daughter in a religious quiverfull (?) family AND my symbol predisposed me to be a call center worker forever, I would probably be a massive bitch, too:

Was trying to type "home and" but somehow it came out "homecave" which is cracking me up

I thought this was about him for ten seconds. Never get four hours of sleep, folks, LOL:

They should put a hedge maze/labyrinth behind Lancer’s house for the kids to get dramatically lost in or chase each other in. 🤔

This only happens to you once

Realized today that you can call them Trick or Treat!!!!!

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

Recently saw But I'm a Cheerleader, and two of the things that made her family assume she was gay were 1.) Reading Cosmo Magazine and 2.) Having pictures of scantily clad women all over her room??? It's almost funnier if she's straight because of the lesbian nurses in her daydream, TBH.

Silly Teddy doodle~ #mlp #mylittlepony #mylittleponytales #g1

rainbow dash and fluttershy hugging on the roof, that's so dangerous.

I love when characters talk on the phone in stories, TBH. : / Leaving voicemail and texting are also delightful.

TEDDYYYYYYYY 💙🧡

I’m so upset (Tales takes place at least fifteen years before any of these characters can say “party rockin’” as an adjective)

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

This goes HARD!

Mixed Dreams~ Yet another pony OC. But trying to base it more off me. :3 #mlp #oc #ponysona #mylittlepony

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're so right about the cowboy boot-shaped stockings. : D

I'd get her an endless supply of post-it notes in all sorts of different colors. Like a whole Xmas stocking full of 'em~ Like four of 'em. One for each hoof. (Xmas Cowboy Boot Shaped.) @toosicktonotice.bsky.social #mlp #mylittlepony #mylittleponytales #g1

Tales Ponysona.

Early morning vet annual physical. Stressful for them. They just took his sister back.

The Dolphins will not see the light of Allah until they give the dolphin his helmet back

Can’t believe we’re gonna live through that moment in the V for Vendetta movie where Stephen Fry gets executed for doing a really bad Benny Hill sketch

I got to spend time with this 2-year-old black bear earlier this summer. You can tell the bear is young by its ears. Black bears tend to grow into their ears. #mammals 🌿