Trying not to be a buzzkill on this trip but I am sober bar hopping and my whole vomiting up blood experience last Saturday so making it out until midnight feels like a win lol

I feel like I keep saying the wrong things recently l o l

Dude fuck southwest so BAD I swear 2 weeks ago a checked bag (remember when you’d get 2 free per customer 🙃) was $35 and just checked one and it’s now $45 lmfao ALSO I forgot to check in until this afternoon and I was apparently on standby and had to pay $38 for a MIDDLE SEAT to guarantee I can go 🤪

Still getting texts and calls from old customers like babe I don’t work there anymoreeeeee lmao

I love it when celebrities I didn’t even know were dating get married like ok private queens!

Miss Death Bed (me) is getting out of the house today!!!

it's warm out

happy pride month

Why did I think we were getting a Randy Newman treatment but with Taylor Swift for Toy Story 5 lol

Since I’m in my sickbed me and Mr. Hannah are texting each other and it’s making me giggle (he is just in the other room)

Lilsimsie and her community casually raising ONE MILLION dollars for St. Jude in one month is so wild dude it’s making me cry that is my GIRL

No caffeine, alcohol or spicy foods for the foreseeable future is going to make a NOLA bache trip next week an interesting experience 🙃

TW // health talk / blood So I know I threw up blood this morning but can my stomach stop fucking hurting so bad

I really upset my SIL yesterday and I had to go to urgent care today and feel so sick - not a good weekend for the hanster I feel awful about it

Guys I was actually so brave about having to go to urgent care I only cried a little bit

Wait Mr. Beast’s name is JIMMY?????

happy tayindependence day

I lived bitch!!!! TW // health talk / blood The blood was likely from a little tear in my stomach from gastritis, so essentially just need to baby my stomach until it heals and they gave me a prescription antacid. I’ll monitor my poops and any more vomit for more concerning symptoms but I am ok!

TW // health talk / blood So I think I threw up blood, Mr. Hannah is coming from work to take me to urgent care so hopefully I’m fine. But I’m laughing because it’s the second to last day I’m covered under my old job so thank god for that I guess

LAUREL TELLING SUZANNA “you’re magic” and I’m supposed to care bout a LOVE TRIANGLE!!???! Shut up

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again the most important love story in the summer I turned pretty is the friendship between Suzanna and Laurel and I won’t be taking questions

Chats and reacts watching the summer I turned pretty on their Patreon is so fucking OFFENSIVEEEEE

Me shamelessly reposting the “what is my vibe” post likeeee tell me babes

Tell me what you associate with me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🥺

I don’t even know how to start this but my I told my SIL that it wasn’t just her abusive relationship that caused her to stop having a relationship w me & she got really upset ab calling that out & it spiraled to her being like “you have how many bache trips (aka friends) this year & I have nothing”

Tell me what you associate with me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🥺

Do you ever talk to someone who hasn’t decentered men from their life yet and just think BOOOOORING

Did Miranda lambert and Kacey musgraves have real beef before and worked it out on the remix

Can yall tell I’m listening to new music

“IM SO LONELY, LONELY WITH A CAPITAL H” KACEY IM CRYING

I’ve Seen It by Olivia Dean is going on my “potential first dance songs list” I’m CRYING

I hope when my friends who live around me start having kids they ask me to teach them how to swim

I’m the perfect mix of Saturday night 🥂🪩👯‍♀️🍾 💃🤠 and the rest of your life 😘😇👰‍♀️🙇‍♀️ anyone with a heart would agree!!!!!

normalize blocking people that just mildly annoy you

Woof guys I’m feeling very mean? But there’s this girl who was just on the bache trip with me & she’ll be going on the trip next weekend & she is an extremely extremely anxious girlie & needs validation for ab everything & she knows less people on this trip than the last one & I’m kinda dreading it🫪

I hate it when a mobile game gives you an ad that looks like it’s going to give you a demo of the gameplay but then it only sends you to the App Store when you try to play??? What a fucking TEASE

It’s always sad when you realize someone is acting so cruel & awful because they hate themselves. But my sympathies won’t be extended to someone who tries to pull down others to feel as badly as they do as a way to try & deal with their own insecurities. Maybe they should get offline & touch grass?🤭

Try. And. Come. For. My. Job….. Because apparently I’m doing unemployment wrong since I’m not posting incessantly and subtweeting people? 🙃 also friendships I’ve made on here aren’t fading as they should. Huh.

Me, currently jobless, coming to the timeline

I hate a cheating trope BADDDD

Fellowship of the ring started to drag a little so I switched to bury our bones in the midnight soil but I realized that was also a long book so I switched to the house maid which I’m going to try to finish today as a little reset for the long books I’m reading lmao

TW // body image / ED talk I am so upset with my self because I’m obsessing over how I look in my pink jumpsuit in pictures from the bache weekend and I’m like “god I’m so HUGE and UGLY” which is not nice and also it was such a fun weekend why am I ruining it with thinking like this

This is maybe a very bold statement but I think paralives has managed to create a game more dynamic & interesting than the anything that the sims has put out in years. I’m so excited to see the progression as it moves through early access!

Wondering if the song purple is going to explain why this album is pink vibes and if it’ll be about her associating it with her relationship and it’s too painful now so we needed a rebrand? Idk just thinkin

A weekend for the books 🫡 our end of an era night 🥺 enjoy us getting progressively drunken

I have a sore on the side of my tongue and it’s kind of ruining my life!!!! Like it’s rubbing/hurting even when I’m not doing anything with my mouth and really hurting when I have to chew or talk. I ordered a canker sore tablet that dissolves in my grocery order tomorrow so hopefully that helps??

Omg I get to sleep in my own bed tonight 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Mr. Hannah told me that one of our dogs didn’t sit up on the couch with him the whole time I was out of town and so it seems he only does it because he wants to cuddle with me 🥺🥺

Switched suitcases for the trip last minute bc it was too small and found out once I got to my destination my undies were still packed in the original suitcase I’m crying at myself how did I forget UNDIES

Uh oh my throat is hurting this morning, at least I’m going home today 🫪