I’m feeling brave because I’m drunk but I do not get (the track) the tortured poets department at all I think it’s actually so cringe??? BUT PEOPLE LOVE IT I AM IN THE MINORITY AND FEEL WILD

Besties I want to show y’all the houses we are liking but I also don’t wanna dox myself

So I have ordered Taco Bell babes

🥳🥳🥳

Ooooope ok I’m officially drunk and not wanting to go to sleep SO I fear you’re stuck with me for a bit

Another Taylor Swift radio show?? Hits radio???

Taylor talking about a hard rock and sure she meant engagement ring but she was also talking about Travis’ hard rock

I am feeling like this is just a safe Swiftie space but then I remembered people are crazy on the inter webs but PLEASE if you want my insta I will give it to you via DM lol

Me thinking about opening the sparkling wine for one last glass before bed but please note I am terrified of opening sparkling wine myself (but I COULD be brave and do it)

So guys since I’m planning on buying a house in Colorado by the end of the year it means you all need to move closer to ME ok 🤭 AND THEN WE CAN HANG OUT AL THE TIME

Ok this is my last listen (for today) bc I need to do the BBC radio interview and then go to bed lol

I love horny Taylor Swift bc she is good representation for horny vanilla girls, like me

Guys what the hell are gaylors gonna say about actually romantic LMAO

OMFG SO SORRY FOR NOT HEARING WHAT SHE WAS SAYING AT ALL IN RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP ON MY FIRST ~3~ LISTENS BUT OK I HEAR HER NOW AND IM DISTRAUGHT

Ruin the friendships melody reminds me of something but I have no clue what?? Juno (the movie) is coming to mind but idk why???

I’m laughing at myself bc I had plans to prepare for Showgirl as follows: Read Hamlet Read Elizabeth Taylor’s memoir Watch Showgirls, Burlesque, Moulin Rouge, The Last Showgirl and optionally watch Hamlet And guess how much of that I did

Babes Showgirl has just restarted for the fourth time and I’m not stopping it

Ope didn’t realize actually romantic was a Charli diss track 🫡🤭

Panicked that I haven’t made friendship bracelets yet but I am quite literally not working tomorrow so I can calm down

How many kids do you think is “a whole block” amount

I SHOULD OF RECORDED MY REACTION TO THIS ALBUM I have been thinking about doing something like that on the YouTubes but I am SCARED

WAIT OK I’m understanding eldest daughter more… maybe? Her newest partner is making her shed her tough skin that she’s always had to have being the eldest daughter? Am I getting it??

WAIT GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DOES STANDBY MEAN IS THAT TOMORROW

taylor in father figure

OMG I CANT WAIT FOR MY BOYFRIEND TO LISTEN TO SHOWGIRL HE IS RESPONSIBLY SLEEPING BUT HE IS GOING TO VIBEEEEE WITH THIS SO HARD

WHERE THE HELL IS THIS FROM HELLO

“i heard you call me ‘boring barbie’ when the coke’s got you brave”

WE ARE GETTING A FATE OF OPHELIA MUSIC VIDEO I FORGOT OH MY GOD

How am I already at the end of the album again 🤨

WAIT I REALIZED WHAT THE PIANO IN HONEY REMINDS ME OF AND I FEAR IT IS “when I was in 3rd grade, I thought that I was gay 😔” song

I MISSED HIS LOVE WAS THE KEY THAT OPENED MY THIGHS ON FIRST LISTEN PLEAAAAASE

This is me being pickyyyy but I thought wi$h li$t was gonna be about getting her music back BUT still a BOP nonetheless

Guitar in Actually Romantic is kinda giving creep by radio head

I still have no clue what she is staying to me in eldest daughter I hope someone smarter than me can tell me. I’m wondering if she’s comparing being the eldest daughter to being with someone who’s the younger sibling? 🤷‍♀️

I thought this was referencing checking in after hearing Showgirl lmfao

It was a LOT more feminine ragey than I was expecting which you KNOW this bitch loves

Guys we have a new Taylor Swift album we have 12 new songs to memorize what the FUCK

HAVING ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE AND RE-LISTENING JUST VIBE (I was reading lyrics off genius first time)

NOW LISTENING TO: LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL OH MY fuckING GOD!!!!!! (I KNOW YALL CARE ABOUT THIS ONE YIPPEE EEEEE WOWOWIE MY OH MY)

ONE MINUTE EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM

Realizing stupid ass Spotify won’t have the lyrics yet will they

OK I AM LIVE TWEETING please please mute me if you need to and I’ll see you on the other side ❤️‍🔥

YALL I am gassy if I am gassy during showgirl I WILL be throwing hands

CHAT SHOULD I LIVE TWEET THE SHOWGIRL ALBUM OR NO (if I decide to live tweet I will let you know so you can mute me or whatever you need to do to enjoy your listening experience!)

Bought myself an orange colored wine that apparently has peach, mango and is “spicy” (that may be completely gross lol) so we got sparkling wine as a backup and I got the pillsbury pumpkin sugar cookies for my orange snack I am READY for my listening party!!!!!

Look at how we got Axel’s meds from our vet today 🥺

This is so midsommar to me lmao

OKAY SO I FOUND IT BUT IT WAS SO WEIRD? I was putting on my other necklace I usually layer with it in my bathroom and feeling sad I didn’t have my little h necklace and then I left the bathroom and something caught my eye laying on the carpet in front of my closet and it was the necklace??

Wait quick question do you want me to do separate threads for TTPD and the anthology or a mega thread thank u for your input love u

NOW LISTENING: THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT!!!!!! (if you even care 🤭)