How are y’all already getting your Taylor merch mine are all still pending shipping 🤨

Realizing a friendship is completely on someone else’s terms is soooo fun and slayyyy especially when you realize they are being extremely selfish in general 🤪

I asked Ethan if he wanted to rewatch of stranger things before season 5 and he said “yeah but maybe just the most recent season!” ……. So he hates me

I try to stray from self diagnosing myself but my extremely strong sense of justice does be giving the slightest bit of the ‘tism 🫡

THEY RESTOCKED THE FOLKLORE PLUSHIE AND I FUCKING MISSED IT???????? I’m going to crash out

I cannot justify spending another $95 I’m so sorry Willow Sherpa jacket 😔

The reputation that Swifties are so “terrifying” is funny to me just bc people also infantilize us all the time too. Like which is it. Or are you scared of babies

I have talked ab how tall I am exactly on here already but I’m wondering how tall y’all think I am this is a very interesting conversation 😭

Did you guys know there is no rule where you have to have a special occasion to make pigs and a blanket you can just get lil Smokies and pillsbury dough and make them on a random Wednesday if you want

I either all scalpers selling the folklore cat plushie for hundreds of dollars a very pleasant d*e

This whole week with house stuff has been such a rollercoaster of emotions and I have barely had time to concentrate on work and now I have another migraine 🥲 need to lock in today but also know I need to take care of myself AHHHHHHHH

I think this merch drop would be cuter if it was little friendship bracelets instead of little Taylor’s on everything

UGHHH the sellers came crawling back this morning bc I think they realized we made them a really good counter offer with all the things we found in the inspection but I think we are still gonna say no!! Need to talk to Ethan but something about them coming back is giving me the ick

Currently looking at nighties but like not cute or sexy ones I want to look like a granny and be cozy

Fuck this guy for so many reasons at this point Jesus CHRIST like becoming a jester for Trump is the lowest of the low but I don’t forget you leaving NICOLE FUCKING KIDMAN for a much younger woman you vile piece of scum!!!

Omg we talked to our realtor again & the seller didn’t want to repair the roof (which was so old we couldn’t even get insurance on the house)- I am glad we aren’t moving forward but feel sad that the only way it’ll sell is with a cash offer for someone who won’t give a shit about the house. Oh well

Why am I reconsidering wanting the acoustic sweatpants now

I think that more than anyone else, the people who have bought too heavily into the mythos of Taylor Swift™️ are the people who don’t follow her career really at all

Hi hello so we are walking on the house!! The sellers couldn’t meet our counter and I am once again trusting that the universe is leading us to something better 😌 more house visits this weekend yay!

Omg my realtor called when I was on my ONE call of the day so I missed and now she is not available for 2 hours 🧍‍♀️she left a message but it was all garbled so I have no idea what it’s about!!!!!! We are waiting on a response to our counter after the inspection so I’m like WHAT IS ITTTT

I have been hit with a migraine 🥲 I have a meeting in 15 then I’m going to lay in the dark with my little weighted eye mask and wait for my meds to (hopefully) kick in

Post something random to have a good December ✨ (Also you will have a good December regardless of you posting or not if these types of posts stress you out!!! I am just feeling extra superstitious with our house hunting so I’m taking all the good vibes I can get lol! Love you!)

Before this holiday drop the only thing I truly desperately wanted as Taylor merch is a snowglobe, now I’ve added that folklore cat plush, folklore cabin sweater and acoustic blanket to that list 🤧

I know this will never happen bc these limited stock multiple drops work very well under capitalism but I do wish everything released all at once so people could make more informed decisions on what to buy but alas. Making smart informed decisions is not what is wanted from consumers

The acoustic sweat set not being embroidered is making me sad mayhaps I have found a new embroidery project

THIS DIVA IS CRYING AT ME TO GRAB HIS TOY FOR HIM HE IS RIDICULOUS!!!!! (Note the blockage of underneath the tv stand to prevent him knocking toys under there as well 🙄)

This may be a hot take but if you dislike cranberry sauce you have probably never had any that was made correctly 🧍‍♀️

I want to know if the sellers have accepted our counter offer after the inspection what the heck is TAKING THEM SO LONG (it’s only been an hour and they have until tomorrow at 8pm)

Have any of you used rocket money or similar to manage your subscriptions? Do you like it? If the seller agrees to our counter offer we’ll have 15 months of increased bills due to foundation work so we are looking to cut back on some frivolous spending and I’m sure I have subscriptions I forgot ab

I don’t even care about football but I just had to block someone for being mean spirited and sore losery about the Broncos winning against the chiefs like grow up dude

They both called me FINALLYYYYYY and we are making plans for our counteroffer on the house after the inspection!!! I am remaining cautiously optimistic

Alt text: a page from the children’s book Just Lost! The main character Little Critter is sitting on a bench with tears in his eyes. The text originally said “I wanted to cry, but I didn’t. I was brave instead” but it was crossed out to say “I wanted to cry, so I did! I was brave and sad”

Me waiting for Ethan to go on break at work or my mom to call me back so I can talk about the house situation

SO the foundation fix for the house we are currently under contract on was a LOT better than we were expecting. We are going to list our demands to the seller today & see if they say yes so there is some hope we have found our house 😇 we will know so soon if we have to walk away or not I’m relieved

Taylor Nation is teasing me on Instagram

Feeling sick to my stomach and anxious :)))) a great combo for trying to get to sleep!!!!

List three things you ~think~ you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong -hating men -defending Taylor Swift -being a silly lil guy

WE CAN DO IT!! #art #illustration

I will always tell Maru that Demetrius was being weird in Stardew like fuck that guy

I love her

I have a bad feeling about the house we’re under contract with and the foundation stuff. Apparently a fix can be anywhere up to $100k 💀 but we’ll see tomorrow when we get a quote!!! Plus my realtor found a back up that’s a cutie one too that we’re looking at tomorrow so it will all be ok

It’s so embarrassing to me that Belly wasn’t the one to decide to call off the wedding like she let that loser make that decision for her???? EXTREMELY CRINGE

Save me 2pm breakfast burrito and iced coffee… save me…….

Friendsgiving ready :)

FRIENDSGIVING AT MY SISTERS TONIGHT I am excited to put on my cutie lil dress and eat yummy food and get wine drunk and hopefully play BOWL GAMEEEE

I’ve seen people get annoyed when rep tv is still clowned for but I’m like are you forgetting the vault tracks that havent been released yet babes 🧍‍♀️

It would be cool if my brain didn’t think I was in trouble all the time lol

Uber drivers iPhone is named “not you’re daddy” and I’m laughing

I always feel so embarrassed when people are subtly trying to get me out of there house like I never stay past my welcome but we finished a game & I was planning on leaving & one of the hosts said to another one “wow I’m feeling kinda sleepy” & I was like OH GOD SORRY LET ME GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE

Ok not so stellar news re: house there was a crack that the inspector recommended we have a structural engineer look at & there is some work that needs to be done to stabilize the house (houses do move here due to the soils lmao) We’ll get a quote on Mon for the work so trying not to freak out yet