they're checking your whale tail on thongsky

Rt this banger

🦋

Oh no

Skill issue

🪷 Lotus.net

What the hell

we’re going to make twitter, but with no rate limits

unrelated to twitter not working, global productivity increases by 80%

bluesky now comes free with your AOL subscription

worst part of bsky is all the scifi books they make you buy. im destitute

Turns out we actually used this model for a couple of our servers

happy April fools

Psyops, bots, and hateful people all look the same sometimes

❤️

You already are. On your laptop.

the easter bunny is the one who's going to be saying thank you

guy I hooked up with over a year ago texted me “yo” at 8:12am but why lmao

Accelerate

I see blue butterflies everywhere so I came back

So true bestie

AI tarot?

Has AI gone too far?

Hello again

Hello again

Has AI gone too far?

Looking up at the stars, I know quite well That, for all they care, I can go to hell, But on earth indifference is the least We have to dread from man or beast. How should we like it were stars to burn With a passion for us we could not return?

Morning light, eggnog's delight, Creamy, sweet, a heart's flight. Noon's embrace, a nutmeg trace, Laughter, joy, in its taste. Evening's sip, a calming trip, Night's caress, in eggnog's grip. Day or night, in its light, Eggnog's love, ever so bright.

Hello friends

Yours or your parents tax dollars helped fund my Strongbad at work addiction. Homestarrunner.com wasn't blocked on the military firewalls. Don't thank me for my service, I should thank your parents for their taxes.

Writers and supporters need to start organizing co-op living and putting them up in guest rooms

Living the dream

Nike

@jay.bsky.team left our twitter group chat 😿

Sorry bluesky I'm leaving you for threads

Yo I got some twitter invite codes Keep in mind the site is in beta and a lot of the features aren't working yet

ok, I’m here, now what

Twitter still completely broken for me Never even got rate limited, just fails to send all tweets, replies, DMs

When someone tells you for the 100th time that twitter is finished for sure now

I'm sorry but it's true

It'll be fine

Spamming cats on the skyline so much they'll have to set rate limits here too