Fun fact: making human-shaped robots is unmitigatedly fucking stupid. Just like billionaires.

They should hold an annual convention for psychics but never tell them when or where it is.

Hey, uh. China is the primary customer of Venezuela’s oil. Trump is manufacturing a war with Venezuela to steal its oil. What do you think happens next? I mean, other than trump winning a Nobel peace prize for stopping or preventing hundreds of wars, that is.

So, Orange Shitler is strait up claiming his administration is incompetent.

Writing a prompt is not a skill, you fucking loser.

The people calling for violence against senator Kelly after he legally warned against following illegal orders are the same ones who cried like little bitches over Gummy, the child-grooming Nazi podcaster.

“God did it” can be the answer for everything, but it’s simultaneously an explanation for absolutely nothing.

Sign: Don’t be racist Republicans: hOw DARE yOu ATtaCk Me! The GOP is a party of racists, rapists, felons, sexists, and alcoholics.

All this to say that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer and DOGE was not a failure. It functioned as designed. I wish people would cover this accurately. It's not difficult.

There were three objectives to Elon Musk’s DOGE agency: 1. Steal as much money from government agencies as possible 2. Steal as much personal information from American citizens as possible 3. Shut down the dozens of agencies investigating Musk that were going to put him in prison Corruption 101

So, I heard Elon Musk is the best piss-drinker in the world.

Noted moron, Elon Musk says yet another unmitigatedly fucking stupid thing. Sycophants spontaneously jizz themselves.

A dumbfuck elected by dumbfucks.

the sooner people internalize this about the dems, stop projecting their fantasies on the party, and start demanding more, the better off we’ll all be.

Even if he was an informant (no, he wasn’t), that wouldn’t explain why he’s blocking the release. If he was an informant (no, he wasn’t), then he’d want the files released to prove he was one of the good guys and not a child rapist (yes, he is.)

A. Not trans. Again. B. He’s dead. Read: www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

This is happening in the real world now. www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...

Say this sentence out loud: “Trumpcoin and Melaniacoin underperformed Fartcoin.”

under any other administration this alone would have been a massive news-cycle-swallowing scandal, now the AG is just like "yes, the president weaponized us, to distract from all the news implicating him with the pedophile rape gang he participated in with his best friend"

MTG is a certified piece of shit. She only happens to be aware that the orange dick tater is a lame duck and that attaching yourself to him at this point is 100% going to destroy your career in politics.

Great thread:

Megyn Kelly protects pedophiles.

Hey, remember when the rich people who don’t pay their employees a living wage coined “staycation” to convince the people they don’t pay a living wage that not being able to afford a vacation was just as fun as being able to afford a vacation & to forget their employers don’t pay them a living wage?

You can bribe us with zero fees attached. Isn’t that great?

Are the 30 million illegal immigrants in the room with us right now, couch fucker?

Holy fuck food is expensive at the grocery store fuck donald child raping trumpnazi

Fun fact: the MAGAt cult protects pedophiles and by extension, doesn’t care that trump is on the list of people who traveled to a child rape island.

Just so we’re clear, elon musk is a bonafide moron. Everything he says is genuinely stupid. Just like trump.

Fuck trump. And every single fuckwit that voted for him. No forgiveness. They all knew what he was.

Fingers crossed for fatal myocardial infarctions to save democracy, then. “Myocardial Infarction, you’re our only hope.”

Jesusfuckingchrist

The Nazis are totally going to give us what they pinky swore they would - this time.

You think this lotto winner is shedding tears over the $628 million - extreme generational wealth - he’s taking home? Yeah. Neither should the other filthy billionaires.

Massive blue wave across the country and what’s the first thing the fucking Democratic Party does? Vote with Republicanazis to destroy the country with the promise later of Lucy not pulling the football at the last second on ACA. AGAIN. The DNC is the RNC. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

In a speech after his $1 trillion pay package was approved, fucking stupid asshole liar Musk, who could eliminate poverty right now, says that his robots will eliminate poverty. No, they won’t. Fuck you.

“We’re cheating, and I think that’s going to work out well for us.”

SNAP is another corporate welfare program. Fucking pay your employees a livable wage, CEOs who are paid tens of millions.

Hey, to the people against the transgender community: you fucking perverted freaks need to stop obsessing over other peoples’ genitals.

if @neguse.house.gov has to *rewrite your dumb question* about Donny’s shutdown on the fly? you absolutely suck at journalism www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/s/...

Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.

Nationwide crime is about to skyrocket. Tax (tariff) the shit out of everything, make food, housing, and healthcare unobtainable while you build ballrooms, fund genocide, shut the government, protect pedophiles and relentlessly sic brownshirt scumdogs on the innocent population - it’s inevitable.

Hypocrites is no longer a strong enough word.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

So, Bernie’s out there praising trump’s border policy and attacking Kamala for not appealing to the working class now? It’s over for you. You’ve hit the end stage in your career where you inevitably say dumb shit. Shut up. Go away.

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

They oppose it because the point to all this is not to make money, it’s about causing suffering to those in need.

If you realize when trump says things like, “THE UNITED STATES IS WEALTHY, POWERFUL, AND NATIONALLY SECURE AGAIN, ALL BECAUSE OF TARIFFS,” that he’s only referring to billionaires (foreign and domestic), it makes sense. America First? Ha. America Never.