"Charlie Kirk" is Scottish for "Charles Church". Makes you think

Whoever did this is going to be in major trouble with the dean

Bang to rights: I have housed zero gimigrents. Fuckin Facebook man

A million times this. The only time it's ever okay to talk to a machine and not feel like a ridiculous moron is when you're telling it to fuck the fuck off, which has been a built-in feature of computers since the Babbage Analytical Engine. Just press a fucking button you jabbering simpletons.

AI is now capable of designing a record-breaking deep sea submersible on its own. This marks a new age of exploration and I encourage all my fellow AI champions to build one and get in it so they can celebrate this achievement from the bottom of the sea.

That anyone should die of starvation in our world should serve as a final and absolute condemnation of capitalism as an ideology. Starving other humans is evil, absolute and unequivocal.

Don’t let the hardness of our world make you just as much. We fight each day not just to scream into the wind, but to bring our neighbors to feel as compelled as we do to scream and to embrace them when they do. As Michael Brooks said: be ruthless with systems, be kind to people.

You know that episode of The Vicar of Dibley where she eats multiple Christmas dinners because she doesn't want to offend anybody? That's Sir Keir right now, except instead of Christmas dinners it's bombing countries.

Drive (2011)

Jobs suck ass. I am against any politician who threatens to create more.

I can't imagine the horror of parents watching their babies continuously wail because they're starving, & desperately trying to feed them painful solids they're too young for. There will be a moral reckoning one day for everyone who enabled this, including enabling it with their silence.

Damnit they're trying to make it look fake!

One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that

We're PK Bats, a 3-piece #punk / #PostPunk band from #Edinburgh #Scotland. We have songs about the horrors of modern living, literal horrors like ghosts & monsters, and also films & books we like. We're on fedi socials, but will also use Bluesky until its inevitable enshittification. #introduction

🎵THIIIINGS are only getting SHITTER🎵

US Democrats: start getting behind Biden NOW. He's the only one who can beat Trump in 2028.

Business idea: a cinema, but portrait screens.

Not enough people know about the masterful turn this video takes about two and a half minutes in. A secret meta ITYSL sketch hidden in a promo video:

Please check out the latest Fortean Times for a fascinating article written by my longest-serving friend. Especially if you are into Gef the talking mongoose. Who isn't?

I'm getting a lot of AI-generated reply spam in my mentions, if you read replies to my posts, you probably want to subscribe to this mute list: bsky.app/profile/retr...

Thoroughly recommend giving Shaun's self-described ramblings a listen. Lots here to relate to for anyone struggling to lift themselves up from the shitscape we inhabit and find some kind of positive peace of mind.

Many people are saying this.

Democrats’ key strategy for stopping Trump’s agenda:

Several says into this app, and I'm still enjoying the Twitter-in-its-heyday feel. Still don't feel inclined to post about anything in particular, so here's another late-night 60s beat-hoorah in 3-2-1-ah! youtu.be/lVnhDs4Wnw0?...

Posting a random 60s gem last night yielded more engagement than most tweets I've ever made (1 like). Lets see how this near-60-year-old stomper does. I saw these guys play live 20 years ago, and unlike most legends, they were an absolute delight to meet in person. youtu.be/AnSrw8rE-dU?...

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It's 1:20am, and I've still to actually post on this app. What better excuse to get Lamento de Gaitas by Los Archiduques on the go? youtu.be/InhV46FUZgc?...