Meredith Whittaker from Signal captured this risk really neatly in this clip, which is from January but has stuck with me since I saw it

Straight women scrolling through Instagram to find a decent photo when you ask to see their crush

Lawyer #MTG

How can you look at this frame and not love professional wrestling.

‘Thanks for having me Jimmy, it’s so great to be here’ #Survivor50

JIMMY FALLON YOU HAVE MADE A MORTAL ENEMY ON THIS DAY #Survivor50

Cirie Fields the absolute queen that you are #Survivor50

this is actually perfectly structured because you get to take three and you think "ah yes, hmmm, I wouldn't have said that personally" then take four hits you out of nowhere like a cartoon mallet

It is simply impossible to watch Rhea and Iyo and not become a physical embodiment of this emoji 😍

And thats what you missed on GLEE

Should’ve been the fucking president.

I wouldn’t be able to get past Caleb’s f3 choice as a juror. He turned a sure thing into a fight on a wrong read. Because he’s won, history will either, at worst, champion it, or, at best, forget about it in the pantheon of wrong f3 choices, but that doesn’t mean it was the right call #SurvivorAU

Congrats to Donnie from the wild thornberrys on his big win. #SurvivorAU

YES GET THE VOTES TO THE FINALE MONTAGE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO #SurvivorAU

‘Boys, I was significantly better than you at this game and we all know I should be sitting where you are. Thoughts?’ - Keeley #SurvivorAU #Queen

Caleb’s face at the end of Jackson’s speech there was a real ‘you can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half’ moment #SurvivorAU

Caleb, that look on Loz’s face? #SurvivorAU

My remaining brain cells watching me pop a Vyvanse, drink a coffee and call it breakfast #SurvivorAU

I saw this path and I’m still utterly fucking gagged and gooped #SurvivorAU

One thing about me, when there’s a family visit on Survivor I will cry like a white man facing the mildest criticism for the first time in his life #SurvivorAU

The thing I’ve always admired about 30 Rock is just the sheer *density* of jokes. Statistically there should be some fucking stinkers in there but they all work and they’re all incredibly funny

Dream blunt rotation #Survivor50

#survivor50 chat with @lozplaystcgs.bsky.social

Coach writing haikus to himself in the hammock on #Survivor50 like

This is a nightmare blunt rotation of a final four. #SurvivorAU

There is now only one correct answer as to who should win the game #SurvivorAU

What a fucking queen you are Brookie. You should have been voted out about half a dozen times but you proved how fucking good you are at this game by escaping the executioner every time. All with the biggest target on your back of just about any player I’ve ever seen. Well played 🫡👸 #SurvivorAU

Refused to even believe it right up to the end. Stay delulu king 🫡 #SurvivorAU

Brooke and Keeley are the Rachel and Genevieve of this season and I fucking love it #SurvivorAU

When either @magentamikey.bsky.social or I can’t watch an episode of #SurvivorAU live we like to text each other spoilers

Shorter national address

Mikey discovering this: a story in three texts

What do you mean there’s no episode of #SurvivorAU tonight?

Balls of steel. Keeley is seeing the matrix and playing like it’s her thousandth time on the island. No choice but to stan. #SurvivorAU

As a cricket fan I cannot tell you how stressful it was watching Simon secure his 100th day in the game. I’ve seen too much. But it rules that he did and I am proud of my large idiot son 🥹 #SurvivorAU

I am once again begging my fellow commander players: free yourself from the misapprehension that your board state being interacted with is a hate crime and put counter magic in your damn decks. You’re not playing solitaire.

#Survivor #Survivor50

Genuinely one of the best tribals I’ve ever seen, of any franchise. They had @magentamikey.bsky.social and I out here texting each other like #SurvivorAU

if wrestling is fake explain this

Derek Menswear has done more good for heterosexuals than Stephen Crowder. Full stop.

His kid is Phyllis from The Office

I have become obsessed with Couple’s Therapy. My marriage is incredible but I think spending an hour with Dr. Orna would fix me

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

If your friends aren’t gassing you up like @magentamikey.bsky.social does for me, get better friends

Scoop: eSafety warned X in January amid the Grok scandal that child abuse material was ‘systemic’ on the platform. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

hi speaking as a narrative lead on a GOTY and long time builder of VO pipelines, this has literally been a solved problem for ages with text to speech and other tools so we haven’t ever needed evil shit like genAI for this solved ass problem. This is basic shit.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

‘The man the myth the leg-‘ #survivor50