I just…I just love Christian so fucking much man. #Survivor50

LinkedIn is full of the most joyless cunts you will ever encounter, part 362823636

Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you

@donlon.bsky.social watching the mailbag, and I want you to know that I will always recognise you covered in mud because I use this shot as my ‘how your email finds me’ or ‘mentally I am here’ meme frequently ❤️

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

I NEED TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER IMMEDIATELY. AND THEN MY THERAPIST. #SurvivorAU

Catching up on the finale and reunion of #TraitorsUS. Watching the housewives who know their way around a reunion better than anybody make sure Rob doesn’t get to enjoy his moment is delicious

the Heated Rivalry guys should reboot Grease and Connor plays sandy

if people are using classified information to place bets, then theoretically others can analyze betting behavior to find signals that reveal classified information.

Happy Mardi Gras Sydney! Be safe, make good choices, and remember that pride is a protest. Give ‘em hell kids ✊🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

This is not the most pressing thing facing the trans community right now, but it looks like @ultimateguard.bsky.social’s TERF wizard collab actually made it onto shelves. I took this at a store near me this morning. If I ever catch you at a tournament using one of these deck boxes it is ON SIGHT.

ICON. LEGEND. AMAZING NEWS.

this is correct. you can also see that contrast in the confessionals, for e.g. jenna: 'survivor 50 isn't gen pop, it's death row' (bars) vs rizo: 'survivor 50: in the hands of the fans is going to be more like survivor 50: welcome to the bloodbath' (what) #Survivor #Survivor50

'got any plans for the weekend?' #Survivor #Survivor50

Gather around children, as I tell you the story of a time long before now, a time when you did something called discovering media for yourself wherever and whenever you could, as opposed to a robot telling you what you like and what you don’t

Kamilla watching Kyle do his ankle #Survivor50

HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVOR50 DAY HAPPY #SURVIVO

I cannot wait for the side-by-sides with flava's party

ill keep repeating it but for 2028 back the candidate you like. the one you'll march through the fires of valhalla for. not someone who you think will appeal to some mythical image of a midwestern swing voter you have in your head.

When Don says ‘it’s made us tighter as a unit’ my gay arse just goes here immediately #SurvivorAU

ACAB *especially* means these particular cops

This is my favourite part of new set releases, let’s eat team 😊

Everybody shut up mama’s watching her stories #SurvivorAU

A very happy Survivor AU and US premiere week to all who celebrate 🙏

I fear I will have to add ‘just put the pronouns in the bio lil bro’ to my daily vocab moving forward

This is utterly fucked. Down to the smallest detail of this email between Epstein and someone else having the subject line ‘Re: Fwd: your niece’ 🤮

This is why I’ll never accept AI art. A whole industry just to recreate & reorder reality. Yet the beauty of human emotions don’t need enhancement. We’re doing it every day. Look at Alysa Liu's face. The JOY. Fuck off, AI. Credit to human photographers: Matthew Stockman/Getty & Christophe Ena/AP

Survivor US S50 premiere and three nights of Survivor AU Redemption next week. Gimme gimme gimme.

I have truly lost count of how many times I have read the same advice about the salary question. https://tcn33.com/posts/...

Trying to play Pokemon competitively after playing MTG competitively you can really see the difference Rebell is talking about here. There have been a ton of times I’ve been like ‘I really need [x resource that the Magic community has built and maintained forever] for PTCG’

I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times

‘Protect the faithful? No, protect the dolls bitch’ #TraitorsUS

This post resulted in this text, if you’re wondering what it’s like to be friends with me

Read the alt text.

‘Light fentanyl-laced urine spraying’ first of all don’t threaten me with a good time

This seems fine. Cool and good.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Support/Tank/DPS

Same energy. The kids are alright.

too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer

After the absolutely dogshit behaviour of the community towards the commander advisory board when these bans got announced, I could not agree more.

Genuinely can’t get over this. It feels impossible to keep yourself safe against it when Amazon have positioned it in such a way that your opposition will make you seem completely unreasonable for not wanting to help your neighbours and the normies will just let this ride as a result, too. 🤮

Fuck me sideways. This is so evil.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Oh this is fucking awful news. As Josh says, a great wit and immense talent who will be sorely missed. Obligatory: fuck cancer.

Q: What does the @tolariancommunitycollege.com community and a guard at a Barbie store have in common? A: They know it’s their job to protect the dolls 😎 (Shoutout to some tiktok I saw for that one)

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"