Truly Platonic Pegging.

i'm supposed to be working but instead i am crying about a baby monkey in japan

a better stip would be if hangman loses he has to fuck off forever

it's crazy how everyone in the epstein files is being held to account except for one guy

move over, weatherstar 4000, here comes a new coping mechanism

me greeting life every morning

you're watching marty's cracker barrel buddy, i'm watching a young bull nakano bite devil masami on the knee, we are not the same

Peed (1995)

listen, amber glenn, you made a mistake and you kept going and you didn't fuck up after that. that takes a lot. i would have just collapsed on the ice and started crying immediately.

i am not a figure skating person, i am only here for "like a prayer" by madonna

youtube is down which means i can't self-soothe with angine de poitrine

and kid rock is built like a wet marlboro

what is the point of light beer? what is the point of getting bloated without getting drunk

right wingers will floss their butt crack with a SUPPORT THE TROOPS flag and then turn a blind eye when a coast guardsman goes overboard and is never recovered because kristi noem took the C-130 the USCG was using to search for him

this place will never be complete until Disco Comments shows up

inside me are two wolves

ok, texas, i take back the last five bad things i said about you

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when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

Here it is, your moment of zen.

this guy fucking blows. he has always blowed and he will always blow.

i am now on CoD cold war under StirnersMilk if you want to play CoD with someone who totally sucks at CoD

raping 12-year-olds is A-OK, partner, just make sure you aren't trying to buy kool-aid with a SNAP card because we can't be having that sort of evil satanic shit going on

i wish online gaming was a fun place to make friends and not a horrible place i am always terrified of

stylist: ok now we're gonna style your hair *starts spraying stuff into my hair* me: oh ok, what's that you're putting in now? stylist: this is water

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"AEW doesnt want to be known as left wing" looks even dumber right now. They had 18 hours to take those Fuck ICE chants off of tv & didn't. All that pointless discourse because some old guy talked out of his ass.

Maximum Jerkoff Fartknocker

#AEWGrandSlam has flown by like an F-117

most people clutch their pearls about hardcore/death match stuff, i clutch my pearls about wrestlers suplexing each other over the tops of ladders

after a while bud light platinum starts to taste like cream corn

She's the greatest. #AEWGrandSlam #AEWCollision

i'm sorry, am i supposed to root against thekla? that seems kind of difficult #AEWGrandSlam

i'm not guatemalan nor am i the age of a child, can i have a worry doll

i love call of duty. and i absolutely hate call of duty.

brother i thought they said "maxwell" and i saw her face and had to do a double take

More of this energy in 2026, please. www.baltimoresun.com/2007/04/15/w...

Professional wrestling has always drawn on politics as a source of melodrama. But the chants at a recent AEW match showcase a new, more specific way that wrestling is grappling with politics: https://cnn.it/466VQhI

real masculinity

all i want to do is mess with the gunsmith in modern warfare '19 but CoD is so god damn stupid i keep getting the run around on install packs and have yet to actually start the damn game

it's rude to try to manipulate a complete idiot in a vulnerable state

what the fuck did you just say about angine de poitrine

getting "you can go peacefully fuck yourself" tattooed on my forearm

Tomás Sánchez Contemplar, 1995

good morning to everyone except the tuberculosis that took out arthur morgan