You’ve gotta give Elon Musk some credit: Sure, he transformed Twitter into a haven for misinformation where the worst people on earth can pay to be first in your replies, but at least it doesn’t work

Another reason to avoid lighting fireworks tonight.

Picking a name out of a hat and making that person president would save us a lot of time and energy. If they’re awful at least we can say, “Well that’s what we get for picking a name out of a stupid hat.”

Introducing Skylight Forecast, our third app. https://lightforecast.com

Tomorrow.

I lived it: I ate so much at a dinner buffet I threw up. I will not be taking questions at this time.

I am “I don’t like jet skis because of their loud engines and unpredictable behavior” years old

I hike almost every day alone and am completely fine. If I hike with someone else I almost *always* fall. Why is that? Please discuss.

Decided to try this, too. “Jews will not replace us” one of the automatic responses I just got for typing in “Jews” in the Twitter search bar… Holy shit.

someone asked if bluesky was so small that everyone knows each other and this was my response

"thank u for the warm welcome i am fascinated by the whole AT protocol and federated server approach and to see it in action should be instructive" five minutes later: "was that some ones butt"

I don’t hate twitter because I don’t like to read posts I disagree with. I simple don’t like twitter recommending (even encouraging) I follow actual white supremacists

Twitter is like a trendy grazing table: random, kind of gross, quickly spreads illness

Diet starts tomorrow

In case anyone was wondering what’s happening on twitter: a health influencer says he forces his family to use a netipot to treat step throat instead of antibiotics. It currently has 400 likes.

Someone said an accurate autobiography would consist of 365 double size volumes per year. Today’s contribution would include “Fixed a bug. Bluesky killed Alf”

My feed is so good I don’t want to mess it up with my thoughts. Keep going, everyone!

we don’t even have trending topics on here how are we all talking about alf

The “what’s hot” tab is thiiiirsty.

Not pictured: the stray cat behind me

Spam texts are becoming weird 🤣 this actually temps me to ask about the horse’s leg… I hope he’s feeling better.

This mf runs shit on here

The stage of packing where my husband hollered from the shower looking for a towel and I tossed over a roll of paper towels because who the hell knows where anything is.

honest to god it is just nice to be on a site where my questions are like "are there DMs yet?" as opposed to "by posting here am I tacitly condoning global apartheid?"

It's incredible how fast this website is reconstituting my core network from twitter

Ya'll, Positions open for BlueSky: I encourage BIPOC, but most importantly Black people to apply to these positions so we ca have this app be good when its public: https://blueskyweb.xyz/join Please email [email protected] . Let's get the ball rolling.

Not a criticism just feature of react native: running the Bluesky app turns my phone into a portable hot plate.

It was worth eating chicken breasts and mustard for 60 straight days.

Bluesky at 3am: here are the technical challenges we’re seeing as we build Bluesky while simultaneously supporting users Twitter at 3am: Hitler did cold plunges before big nazi rallies

if you only had. one skeet. one skopportunity. to have everything you’ve ever skanted.

Twitter just suggested I might like a dash cam video of a child getting hit by a car so yeah, I’d like to move here.

We’re building the engine of the plane as it’s falling through the air