Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

eureka lemons, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1912

It's kind of wild that u have to have been following Hudcon since they had about 3 followers to have seen first hand that they are just as freaky as each other. It's just that Connor doesn't use his insta like that anymore.

in the omegaverse, HeaRiv is edgy for being a show about an alpha/alpha romance, but the ao4 (archive of our omegas’ own) is on fire with huddy/connor omega/omega RPF. send post

think i found the homo-sexual underground

Me: I have surely written one million words in this fic since I last checked the word count Google Docs: you have written twelve words and deleted fifteen others

sir.

college athlete shane is mean to stoner frat boy ilya in bed AU fic. endorsed. archiveofourown.org/works/80071181

yall agree?

me having a stash of downloaded ao3 fics at home

I know there are loads of hot and beautiful pictures of Hudson online, but I fear this one will forever be my favorite

moon pretty 🌕

*whispers* HP only stands for Hayden Pike from now on. Pass it on.

always keep a supply of manga and physical books in case of such dire emergency

the new person i was supposed to meet for drinks tonight cancelled and didn't try to reschedule (this kind of flaking is so common now and so annoying) but i immediately just now matched with a guy who has a tattoo of a trotsky quote IN ELVISH ......ya boygirl is back in the game

i'm the most predictable bitch in the world like you stick a video game dude in front of me and give him a) fat tits b) sad eyes c) fuckboy energy and d) a heart of gold buried under god knows how many layers of Issues™ then i will simply eat that shit up

monday afternoon commute kind of vibe ✨️

Syl…

More of Connor for Vogue! via vogue.adria

I need to see Pedro Pascal in a film noir as a loser detective constantly getting emasculated so bad.

Absolutely furious about this personal attack of cowboy shit

I like how at the tattoo place the intake form says “have you eaten in the last four hours” like you have to have nourished your body before you put it thru this we don’t want anyone here crashing out

the textbook is my best friend

All the Internet gays waiting for ao3 to come back online

💙💛 cmm by Rain #dimiclaude #ディミクロ #Fe3h x.com/kusanyagii?s...

AO3 BACK UP

Everyone here yapping about it being spring is only strengthening my resolve to set all of my modern AUs in the southern hemisphere New years in the summer time heat clowns Oh it's snowing? Yeah bitch it's July. They're called AUS not USs

That so many gags in Shakespeare are references to 16th C lost media is a sobering thought. Imagine being so popular the greatest playwrights of your day are memeing on you, then 500 years later the only surviving reference to your work is a dick joke in a play where an elf tries to fuck a donkey.

Stated reading the fic where Ilya is outed during rookie season and guilty closeted Scott Hunter imprints on him like a cat that sees a baby bird and wants to raise it (the fic titled “we cannot waste time”) and now I love them both. I’m in love your honour. What a timeline.

do you think it sucked for sylvain to learn the word ragebait when he arrived at the concept independently and spent so long perfecting it. do you think it made him feel small to have his behavior summarized like that. i hope so

HI. #snl

I don’t even care

Connor for SNL!

I can feel my soul being cleansed this is so serious to me ‼️

Ugh this is sooooo cunt

I think Shane and Ilya both have a mommy kink which means they would have to take turns being mommy in the bedroom and honestly I believe in them. They could do that and they would.

you guys treated this as radioactive lol toni herself said later on that she was dissatisfied with it!

@homocastration is SUCH a good handle I’m jealous

heard "forced rhubarb" and thought "i hope consensual non consent"

linhardt, tearing up after watching enemy combatant sylvain be struck down on the battlefield: i used to sell that guy so many overpriced eighths

udon cacio e pepe my beloved

I half expected this to turn into the bit from rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, but then I thought: hudcon r+g 🤯

mckinley strawberries, 1900

Do you ever think about Jacob Tierney’s face when he finds out how many concussions Hudson has had irl and when he sees Connor already knew all this

ok i will not be grouchy for 2 minutes to say the teacher shane / single dad ilya AU is as adorable as everyone said, so cute, impossible not to fall for it

rozanov's boobs appreciation #heatedrivalry #hollanov

Just as important it is to keep drawing, every artist will have to accept when an idea is bad and let it go