edelgard's eunuchs au in short: ferdinand (furdinand) is the one that annoys edelgard by being boisterous and playful, hubert (i can't think of a punny name) annoys her by damaging edelgard's living space and possessions because he's a cat and has little regard for them

edelgard's eunuchs au. in my head ferdinand and hubert are a bonded pair... maybe strays in a colony. hubert got TNR-ed first (tuna treat drop trap). ferdinand was just plopped into a crate after pets and churus, but people noticed his bf (hubert) had a gammy eye.... so is taken too

I actually had a meal out that was so mid ive got home and im in need of a palate cleanse .... worst feeling ever

sorry to call it the edelgard's eunuchs au. but it lowk kinda is. ferdinand would be the one do 3am zoomies to wake edelgard up. but hubert would be the one to sharpen his claws on her nice sofa. they both sit on edelgard's chest while she sleeps so she has nightmares abt being crushed by an anvil

visual aid for the eunuch au

sorry ferdibert as edelgard's cats slash eunuchs. ferdinand would tolerate being dressed up but hubert wouldn't at all. edelgard sending christmas cards with Ferdinand in a fuzzy santa hat cutely. Hubert's elf hat..... is placed next to him

a level of bored at work where i observe the grey hairs in my fringe in a little compact and contemplate my mortality

#FE3H Here comes the twin jewel of the Adrestian Empire (literally)!!!

I'm at such a good fun and interesting place in writing rn but now i have to pretend to be busy at my desk for the rest of the afternoon 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

not enough hours in the day to work on my creative projects. as in an alien spaceship should crash into my workplace. and so the press and media block the entrance to the office (to talk to the aliens ofc) so i can't go in and i have to go home

actually gutted this morning . in my dream i had a beautiful butch girlfriend and now im awake. reality is exceedingly cruel

in the au i made up where ferdinand and hubert are cats so they can be (human) edelgard's eunuchs. ferdinand would be waking edelgard up at 5am for breakfast (until she decides to invest in an automatic feeder). but hubert would be the one to vomit *specifically* on the nice rug

every day is a new day to confuse ppl w british words/phrases i didn't even realise were strictly british

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

Ferdinand: I’ll be gentle, I promise. ☺️ Hubert: Stop holding back and bite harder. 😠

Hubert exposing his long pale neck by tilting his head. Ferdinand being like "aw yes love you can have a kiss on the cheek, do not worry I will be gentle when I bite your arm 🥰" Hubert trying desperately to figure out how he can make himself bleed from the neck non-lethally

フェルヒュー発掘して萌え

Edelgard and Hubert purikura #fe3h #draws

Hubert ❤ #fe3h #draws

I ran a finger over this and a thick glob of dust coated it

gobbled it up within mins but it's almost 30 degrees (86 fake and made up Fahrenheits) so u know what time it is

had such a weird weekend in terms of my mental health and i have to go to work tomorrow.... I'm telling myself that tomorrow is a new day and a new start .....

those who slither in the dark

I'll b so real putting myself out there feels like 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 but it simply must be done!

hiiii 😄 i'm looking for beta readers for my original fiction when i finish my current line edit ❤️ Medieval Fantasy Young Adult Main relationship: F/F 90k~100k words Third person limited Hard magic DM me if you're interested!

i open tomodachi life for the first time in a while and i see ferdibert (62 days married) twirl around and do ballet together and it's soooooo cute i love this game

rhea fire emblem with her pet "living beans on toast" (part of the punishment for liking beans on toast on my island)

As always

i bought a loaf of brioche bread from the Aldi and i have to hold back every day to not attack it like a wild animal

Victorian mother-of-pearl book covers

while we are in peak strawberry season here... i will buy the biggest punnet of strawberries we can get here (600g) at the supermarket with the idea i can have them over the course of a few days. and without fail i will have eaten the entire thing that day. lol

I will be making the Twin jewels of the Adrestian Empire (literally)

ヒューフェル版ワンドロワンライに投稿したもの お題は「夢か現か」「枯野色」

too hot to cook so i made homemade hummus and im eating it w crisps it's sooooooooooooooooo good

only had my second ice cream of this heatwave believe it or not. its cos it's too hot to even go and retrieve one. lol

it's the <6 hours sleep that have turned me into a delusional happy go lucky diva that sees joy and love all around me and is blind to all negative things whatsoever

this is a bit of a minging post but as a hayfever sufferer i am in awe of how much mucus my nose can produce. and for what ...? is my immune system in cahoots with the Pocket Tissue industry......

Puffins exploring the summer flowers on cliffs #birdphotography #wildlifephotography #photography

Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 6 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country

the living room: my flatmate: my other flatmate (playing a persona game on the big telly): igor in the velvet room: me trying to hit the high notes to aria of the soul (the velvet room song): ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ

ヒューフェル版ワンドロワンライ🖤🧡 お題「致命傷」 （+4h） ※支援A+ ヒューくんにとって、それはある意味で致命傷だったのかもしれない

terms of endearment used casually are common in my corner of the UK at least. a colleague i get along with (bc she's incredibly competent and also really nice) calls me "lovely" and every time she does i feel like this

omg it's so quiet at work but feeling too tired to be productive so I'm gonna have to make posts here. sorry

"have you tried asking copilot how to do it?" im going to ask copilot how to shag your mum and become your new stepdad

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i thought about skilling up and somehow having a career in the office but it actually makes me wanna blow my brains out to learn some absolute bullshit for the off chance to be worthwhile to shareholders. so im trying to build my programming skills in my spare time at work. to make games. for fun