lrt me and my girls are in the cuck command bridge like we are Captain Picard and the gang

“do you identity with the top in your fic” “do you identify with the bottom” i don’t have time for this im writing fic from the cuck command center

might have missed my chance to buy yaoi i wanted.... (like a tsundere anime boy) tch..........

new day new way to 乗り間違える the 地下鉄

I'm gonna kick the next person with 0 spacial awareness so far up the backside they'll taste leather I s2g sorry to rage but I'm visiting so im being nice. but back home some of this behaviour would warrant an "scuse me mate, you mind watching where you're going????" im entering fight or flight

I have it on good authority this is accurate

I have 3 days left here i need to finish off my shopping. go go go 🏃‍♀️💨

イギリスだと冷凍のやつだからかな？新鮮だからかな？すっごく美味しくて永遠に食べたい

スーパーのお惣菜？の枝豆が美味しくていつも買っててすぐ食べちゃう…なんか美味しい　なぜか美味しい

bizarre fever dreams back to back. i was sucking on the nipples of a 5+ year prior bizarre situationship having a fun time while thinking "my friends are going to judge me SO HARD for this". then another where i was part of a prestigious noble family and just thought "well ive brought enough shame

me in the 2nd pic leaning out of the way so i don't get in the way of the #aesthetic

真ん中バースデー🖤🧡

Us skittering across this uncertain world

(dragging my dying body through a wasteland) food… water… tsunderes…….

i told one of u lot that in japanese i refer to fandom ppl w the honorific suffix -san (it's standard practice and i won't lie if it's to do with politeness and propriety here i just copy the ppl around me) and they were like 😊 but they said they also feel like this:

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

someone (who i don't talk to anymore actually) told me id be much prettier if i didn't wear glasses. and like whatever she is lowk right but also 1) contacts are scary what if they get lost in my eyeballs and 2) they r part of my personality now bc I get to push them up before i do some explaining

we love fodlan’s resident lesbian girlemployee

(lives on 3 delulu road delulu city north delulushire in delululand) um after my debut novel i wanna write a trilogy :3 idk it'd be cool x

the other day i was at the 100 yen store and a little girl yelled MUM BUY ME STICKERS 🥺🥺 and at the time i thought aw hehe so cute! kids everywhere are the same 🥰 well i went back and let me tell you as I saw that sticker section i walked out 990 yen poorer. that diva was right about the stickers

daiji na (important) eigo kyouiku (english education) is happening

anyway when's the ferdibert in Europe meetup❓❓❓❓lmk yeah❓❓❓❓

hours of hours of my childhood being forced to study Japanese just so i can understand 90% of the extended yap sesh with ppl online who like the same fictional guys kissing that i do (not counting the instruction video for the dungeon meshi board game cos that was 15% comprehension). success

액자원화 커미션 신청 감사합니다🖤

ferdibert kawaiiiiiiiiiiiii

got a scheduled yap session tomorrow and the bastard cold I caught has got me sounding like Darth Vader rn. going to have a steaming hot bath, cough sweets & muster up the energy to have nasty ass medicine (tcm so it's like powerous herbs/spices) that the guy at the pharmacist recommended to me...

managed to draw something for his bday it's been 84 years... #fe3h #hubertvonvestra #aegirhoundart

my delusion in my head. for Hubert's birthday Ferdinand gets him a cool rare dagger, very artisanal but also absolutely functional and v sought after. like imagine some crazy blacksmith made like 1 a year and bros dead now so yk demand supply... the economy ....

日本語華奢だね　って言われちゃったよ😇嬉しくて嬉しくて一人になった時キモい感じに笑えた

sorry I want to give Hubert cats bc I love cats but the possibility that Hubert has an old ass cat is so funny. thats Mr Fishface and he survived the war. now he loves to sunbathe. he's called that because he loves to stick his face in fish (younger brother named him) (age 4 at the time)

fanservice but for me. teeny Hubert with a cat before he was forced to do growing up too soon. his mum (maybe with a little teeny baby sibling in her arms lol) being like "remember, be gentle!" .... and then he would ask mum why kitty is rumbling when he's being gentle. lol

my delusion in my head. for Hubert's birthday Ferdinand gets him a cool rare dagger, very artisanal but also absolutely functional and v sought after. like imagine some crazy blacksmith made like 1 a year and bros dead now so yk demand supply... the economy ....

#ヒューベルトフォンベストラ生誕祭2026 happy birthday Hubert fancy boy!

trust me when i play kcd2 ill be the opposite of the gamer bros who got shocked by knight yaoi. ill be deliberately a homo and get angry on reddit if my guy Henry doesnt do homosexual things

got a giant ugly spot on my chin why is this (has only eaten carbs) (last veggies I ate were all in tempura form) (can't remember the last time i drunk water outside of the teeny glasses of free water they give u at restaurants here) whatever (punts another tin can in the street sadly)

when I get back home i need to play kcd2 because knight yaoi feels life giving in all aspects

blorbos in my head are evolving at a breakneck speed and im becoming obsessed w 2 people that aren't real. hehehe

bored and everyone not on this particular side of the planet is asleep and everyone who is on this side of the planet is at work (kicks tin can on the side of the road sadly) (just being a wuss i am more than capable of entertaining myself)

within my strange fever dreams: i had inherited some dark magic stuff and it was my duty to defeat the 12 great evils of something something and the combat system was like elder scrolls (i got a bonus for a sneaky attack). it was quite cool. then I'm another dream t*ylor sw*ft became british....

poorly unfortunately so watching crap YouTube and playing Barbies w the blorbos i invented in my head. situations ahoy....

フェルの絵

snuggling in my bed feels extra heavenly tonight and im wondering why until i see i did 18000 steps ....

wip cover🏃

mutualts if im in ur 🫵 city LET'S get a cute drink and a snack. and have a good old chinwag (British for a catch-up)

yk what i want to make my own photo cute ‼️‼️‼️‼️sakura strawberry afternoon tea i had so much fun 🥹🥹🥹🥹

🌸🧡🖤🌸

for the first time in my life i feel japanesed out i don't think i can dekiru another word in it. but sooooooooooo much fun chatting today 😭😭😭😭😭

elite ball knowledge when being a tourist is having friends who are local fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 literally so grateful + im never going somewhere where i don't have mates ever again

"LESBIAN BAR HOPPING" (we went to just 2 and nonstop just talked shit) it was meccha tanoshikatta (very fun)