Not sure what my health is up to now, but....is there anything y'all would want to see for Kinktober? phantomdoodler.straw.page

Got my performance review.

I can't be bothered to add more scheduling to my life, but..., as usual, blame @thedarkivist.bsky.social "You never apologize." "I do when I'm wrong."

Part 8

Black Eagles White Elephant but every gift is a cursed amulet with a different curse

ofc they surprise-release Hades II on Switch with no notice when I was pacing myself to start getting hype when they announced a date 🙃

I wanna design characters for a visual novel.... or any kind of thing with that type of portrait, I guess. I just think it would be fun and I'm much more motivated by narrative ideas than my own stories 😔

how do y'all work on the same thing for more than 20 minutes, it makes me want to claw out my eyes

#ferdibert - the final chapter of Burying Bones is now available archiveofourown.org/works/654753...

Alarming news to share: Christmas is in 94 days

I could go somewhere very different with this now.....

Ferdinand hitting it from the back while Hubert is bent over his desk, signing a consent form, is that anything

Sleeping Beauty Ferdie update (she consented, she just wanted a nap)

In light of recent events, here's a snippet of some Ferdibert smut from a WIP I've been working on! Features War Phase and Academy Phase Ferdinand double-teaming Academy Phase Hubert. NSFW. Slight dubcon elements due to unplanned voyeurism.

spelling, my periodic nemesis

Anyways, now that I've finished Everyone Cums on Ferdinand, perhaps it is time to print and bind it alongside Hubert Gets Pegged. Though I should probably wait to see if I can still ship internationally :')

I love having to appeal auto-mod decisions that downgrade my manual tag from "explicit sexual imagery" to "suggestive image without nudity." No, I am quite sure that is a cock.

If I have to subluxate my shoulders to take off a sports bra, it probably doesn't fit, huh

Ferdibert weird sex games but its Ferdinand leaning back against his desk breathing hard while Hubert ruts against his offered thigh "like a hound in heat". Maybe if he's good Ferdinand will cup the back of his neck and give it a squeeze.

Chocolatebot is going to be disappointed when we go on a date

trying to focus on my health instead of yelling into the void about everything that is constantly happening but it is always inherently silly to me that people think they can look at a drawing and know whether or not the scene depicted is consensual

Too silly

they should invent Having Interests that lasts long enough to get good at things

Bruh

Wednesday again?

more moebert by request

Time to repost moeberts? Time to repost moeberts.

I get why some people prefer "fanwork" over "content," but personally, I really don't want to associate my creative hobbies with "work" either 🤷🏻‍♀️

"You earned this fair and square." My piece for Cherished Partners, a digital thanzag zine

love when my insurance companies who are paid to cover my health needs care more about making me die than I care about living 🤪

maybe for Kinktober I should draw some scenes from all the erotic novels from history I've read....

A little bit of Monica in my life

my whole library is basically crack treated seriously, but ferdibert, in which Hubert invents shipping wars archiveofourown.org/works/389271... ferdibert, in which Ferdinand and Dorothea get switched as babies archiveofourown.org/works/398576...

it’s gotta be the dorosylvbert fic where hubert and sylvain play chess and dorothea is the table, AKA the one where chess makes everyone horny. years of rotating this ot3 in my brain, yet this is all I’ve managed to finish for it ♥️ #fe3h #fe3htimeskip ♟️ archiveofourown.org/works/49884397

when ur constantly thinking abt a ship and running detailed visual simulations of scenarios in ur head but none of it comes out as writing or drawing. only, like. constant, overwhelming yearning for the concept

🫂 the night of Edelgard's wedding, Hubert feels Some Kind of Way

#ferdibert - Burying Bones, 1/4 archiveofourown.org/works/654753...

@phantomdoodler.bsky.social do you regret enabling me yet

🤌🤌🤌 this is why BDSM is so good on both textual and metaphorical levels (The Story of O by Paulíne Réage [Anne Desclos], 1954; John Paul Hand translation apparently from 1993)

Probably have to move some things off my computer before I can stream again, but I'm back on my bullshit (ballshit?)

benefits of marriage: they are contractually obligated to help me figure out if poses are physically possible

It's very rare for customers to actually get to me, but boy am I already out of patience for people this week

Doodle stream tonight, maybe? It's been a while since I've tried doing one. Not that any of my ideas have really took hold for a proper project yet 🤔

Part 3: Dimitri Cums on Ferdinand (thighs)

Maybe I can finally finish my last two installments of "Everybody Cums on Ferdinand" and print and bind it alongside "Hubert Gets Pegged"

what other Lins have I drawn... there's just only so much room to improve on perfection