Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/

christmas on bluesky

neither flirting nor being friendly but a third more mysterious thing (genuinely trying to make u feel loved and accepted as who u are)

🤝☀️🧙‍♀️

I am unrepentedly stealing a joke from my friend... I was you a...

RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

GOD! The Amphoreus arc in Honkai Star Rail is so fucking good. It feels a -little- long with all the talking head scenes but jesus christ, it's so sick HSR said "If you would have faith, have faith in your fellow humans." #HonkaiStarRail

GOD I LOVE THE ENGLISH VA FOR CIPHER IN HSR! It's so playful and sometimes husky and GRRRRAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

girlkissers unite #art #oc

Artemis (our dog) pawing around on my bed, specifically sits down in a way to avoid laying on my tablet, she's such a polite lady.

I've got muppets cirmbis carol on the mind

fucking stealing this from tumblr

I'm always saying this

grimch

IT’S FINALLY FRIDAY

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

Sometimes yer like "why do I feel so off?" then you eat some proper food and like, aaaaaahhhhh yes, there is it.

making a gold foil postcard print :>

“ What hurts more? The pain of growth, or the pain of staying who you are? “ Drawing more of my wolf man #OCsky #Artsky #LGBTQ #Werewolf

Wolves: I AM THE WILD AVATAR OF THE HUNT, POWER AND GRACE MADE FLESH Also wolves:

Using gen ai for text and asset placeholders is not solving a problem; games have been made for decades with regular placeholders. studios using AI this way are just testing the water to see what more they can get away with - which will inevitably mean laying off skilled workers, to make worse games

97% OF PEOPLE: 'No Torment Nexus please.' 3% OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO BE PART OF TORMENT NEXUS PLC: 'Torment Nexus is good.' POLITICIAN: 'It's so difficult to know what people really want.'

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Thinking about the dude I encountered last night that felt the need to tell me that he's "neutral on the whole transgender thing" and I very diplomatically told him "I'm sure your opinions are born from ignorance" and NOT "fuck yourself and die, loser"

Happy ACAB day to all who celebrate <3

This is going to be dogshit I'm so excited

mom found the yaoi

so insanely fucking real for this

Thanks to the coders at Roll20 & the folks at Forgesteel, prepping monster sheets for Drawsteel sesh is super fuckin easy! #drawsteel

The brick wall. My dipshit son. The master of Defense!

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

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It's a snow and wind storm today. Spud does not approve.

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "You should go drink seven pints and also no one is allowed to be mad at you."

I bet there was like one guy in whoville who'd regularly get into shouting matches with the Grinch and neither of them wanted to admit they were best friends (sexual

I am in desperate need of sci-fi, fantasy, and/or horror that feature transfem main characters. Especially if there are audiobook formats available. Please give me recommendations, and please repost to get more people giving me suggestions.

Anytime I start getting the feeling of “I wanna roleplay and play toys with someone so bad!!” This flashes in my head

ask chatgpt: - hollow templated response - probably wrong - wont challenge you - is not alive - making the world worse ask a hot girl: - anything can happen - always right - might be mean to you (nice) - will remember this interaction for a long time - is the entire point of having a world

only perverts can agree

“No Thanks for Colonialism. No Forgiveness for Genocide” banner hoisted beside the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in NYC happening now.

lmao