I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

Obsessed with 13th Age’s variant black dragon, the Gorge Dragon, so named for its three stand-out qualities: It lives in the depths of the ocean, in vast trenches (gorges, even); its breath weapon shimmers gorgeously (‘gorge’), and with Swallow Whole it will gorge itself upon you quickly and easily.

Misskeyにしかアップしてなかった絵だけど、夏っぽいのでちょっと手を入れて投下～。

Threaded Knight

Splish splash comm for @gviper.bsky.social

Didn't see you down there

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

Users have divided themselves into two warring factions. Why. When will humanity learn.

Update: Two websites remain - www.saferproducts.gov

The year is 2025. All websites are down. Only one website remains. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

some more thoughts on arc raiders that were way too long to post lol. you influence your audience. "maybe they didn't know!" for people whose job it is to be online just not really enough for me any more personally

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

So i gave Wooloo a gun

Genuinely, as someone who plays several live service games I always have a checklist that's like - Ask yourself if you're having fun - Never have a "forever game", play or read or do other stuff alongside it - Don't set paid subs to auto-renew - Think about what you want, not what the game wants

Control of your own devices is temporary, but surveillance is forever.

💜✨Crystal Trixie ✨💜

but doctor... I'm the original starwalker

it'll come for you too, someday

Evergreen. EX'D

i don't care about the nominees because the best games never get nominated. i'm just like. man. they're probably gonna pretend this was a great year for the industry and like xbox is still real aren't they

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

chilling with the bestie

Like it went from "haha capitalism sure has a way of ruining awards shows huh!?" to "stealing from those in need" and hey man go fuck yourself

Geoff allegedly set up a program to get the marginalized for photo ops and then dumped them like a sack of bricks, refused to give free tickets for them TO GET THEIR AWARD, and then took sponsor money for the program, and pocketed it. No, I will not be watching his dogshit awards, even to clown on.

FNAF/Scott Cawthon should not be supported in any way. Don't buy/stream his games, give money to the franchise, watch the movies, etc. He uses his gains FROM FNAF to support harmful legislature and candidates on the right. Which is bad, yes? Stop supporting him. He deserves nothing.

Me when I get myself a paper clip

do yourself a favor and dont even hate-watch that shit this year, man. go see a movie. edgar wright's new thing is in theatres. demonschool is out in 2 days, birdcage is out tomorrow. play something from your backlog. tron 2.0 is $10 on gog. catch up on some tv. do groceries. whatever.

Elfie's Dark World outfit #furry #fursona #oc

:3

"And the 2025 Gaming Oscar for 'Best Boss Fight of 2025' goes to..." The host opens the envelope. "'Big Moai Controlled By A Smaller Moai' from Salamander III!" The crowd erupts in applause. The camera cuts to the Roaring Knight in the audience, who is clapping politely but visibly perturbed

A search for “huzzah” turns up no Balrog. Shame.

“You know, fair use is fair use and we need to make sure that we’re not stealing people’s intellectual property and rights but..." No! There is no "but" here! That statement ends with a period, not a "but".

Every now and then something compelling gets turned into a cross stitch pattern in my brain so here's to @austinwalker.bsky.social's KOTOR II Let's Play for @morecivilized.bsky.social turning the gears while washing dishes

If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?

Someone please make sure this goes in the history books, that during the final years of the US empire a bunch of money laundering pedophiles made their rank and file employees deny transactions with giantess voretuber Ana Valens

Ralsei #art #deltarune

"Say thewe, El Stenogwapher. Does this "Mustard OS" goes good on a hot dog? 'Cause I could suwe go for some open sauces wight now." "Sure, Homestar, why not? This is more The Cheat's area of expertise, anyway. I kinda checked out when computers started being able to display more than 256 colours."

It snowed earlier this week and It made me wanna draw a cute pony in their winter fits <3 <3 They're SOO CUTEE ✨✨

elf barbarian (2022)

just remember

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

Kholo Barbarian for @phoebebane.bsky.social

sword of st. tenna

Von lycaon illust!

The Pact