ykw my ego is telling me?

North Coast 2025 🍬🫧🪁

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Bobbles, Bossom, and Bobbycup

Guys, I just realize the guy that played soccer from the movie that shall not be named is also Jasper in the Twilight films. I’m laughed at so many memes over the past decade for both movies and never noticed???

I could never forget, queen. :D

In case yall forgot. I am still her

Sadly, Twitter is one of those cultural monuments that's really hard to pry people off of no matter how much Elon Musk sets fire to it.

Back again lol. I keep checking back to see if it’s taken off yet

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Me: I love a slow burn. I hate when men rush things. Also me: alright it’s been 5 minutes, why is this man not in love with me already???

I really wish I was more talkative here lmao

You're so pretty. :D

Sisqo Wanya Brandon Casey Lil G And I don’t even know which one Lil G is but I’d take anyone from silk tbh

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This man said something gross while I was entering a building with others. I said, “Eww, go fall down the stairs.” ….guys…. he fell down the stairs in the lobby 5 minutes later & looked at me 😂

I ordered tacos for lunch and they gave me light skinned, unseasoned beans and rice… with chicken (that’s okay but you can tell the salt and cayenne pepper were doing the heavy lifting) I’m 99% sure was cooked in a crock pot and not on a grill…

If you want to write heroes in the year 2025, you have to decide what they stand for, and then stand for it. The mealy-mouthed, offend-no-one approach no longer works. People respond to the Walter Whites bc you can put truth in their mouths. So put truth in the mouths of the good guys.

First: if it's "easier" to write relatable villains than relatable 'good guys,' that means something and should be considered as an independent question. *Why* have villains become so popular in recent decades? Because they reflect people's lived experiences within a broken system.

“You not gay, you just ain’t had the right dick/man” 🙄🤢

Knowledge is power…

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MR. SNL

PR celebrates The Day of Illustrious Puerto Ricans today and I’ll be observing that instead of Presidents’ Day from now on.

I remember being accused of plagiarizing by shitty teachers back in the 80s for similar things. The whole "how could you know that word" really fails to even consider that some kids are simply voracious readers.

I’m worried about this. I use many of these phrases naturally in speaking AND writing and have been since I was a kid submitting essays in school. AI is trained on HUMAN-created words & writing styles, NOT the other way around. Don’t assume these formal phrases are AI. 👇🏽

Overdraft fees are immoral and illogical. “You have $0? Now you owe us more”

Hold the raisins, extra walnuts

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Me entertaining another man that doesn’t speak English.

Muy Buenos Días Feliz Viernes 14 de Febrero Feliz día del amor y la amistad Gracias por compartir tu tiempo y espacio

The moon tonight

Elon Musk is a parasite.

I don’t get why people are confused. He’s going to be a werewolf hunting over were wolves. Like angel from Buffy.

if you talk shit about someone translating you’re scum, do you have any idea how hard it is to translate????? absolutely disgusting and i hate you.

Every bad take about Serena Williams is rooted in colorism and misogynoir. This has remained true since she defied people's expectations on the tennis court.

Anyway as per usual here’s a photo dump. .. also yes I included my nails cause they eat

I gotta get in the habit of using this like I used too to use twitter

I had a really funny thing I meant to tweet earlier but forgot. I hate it here 🤣

“how do you deal with stress and anxiety?” me :

No romanric-er words have been spoken than "I bought both of us the Bonus Version of Civ 7 and we can start playing today"

me listening to my family judging people for things that I would also do :

Air: Libra Earth: Virgo Fire: Sagittarius Water: Pisces I actually don’t mind vigos and sags too much but they’re definitely the most “🙄” of fire and earth.

Libra is the only right answer here 🤣

Doubt this is real. But if it is, the US is just spamming buttons at this point.. like what is going on?