keep telling y’all men working out is better than any selfie or p0rn. i need two people to recreate that video; start at 125lbs, stop at 135lbs and add an arnold press. please and thanks.

Unsolicited Slick pic

This and holding my titties

Whew... It's been a minute... What have y'all been up to???

Evil Matt Damon has been busy lately...

Which older Black celebrity is your type?? 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Bought a book of Forever stamps in 2013

Giraffe content because I had a bad day/week/month/quarter

They're always hungry, eat 5x a day, and when they have growth spurts and/or start playing sports?! Forget it.

#Breaking: ‘Most effective way’ to prevent measles is vaccination, RFK Jr. says, in most direct remarks yet www.statnews.com/2025/04/06/r...

I think a lot of Black people in this country would benefit from doing their genealogy research (and no I don’t mean just taking a dna test) I mean doing your family tree and talking to your elders and looking through obituaries and census records and grave searches and piecing stories together.

And ugly niggas WILL absolutely play in your face. Never again 😭

Akademiks interviewing Kanye while he wears a diamond-encrusted swastika on a chain, a Sean John t-shirt, and later dresses in an all-black Klansman costume. Everybody involved is morally bankrupt.

My mama didn’t spend 14 hrs in labor with me for somebody’s ashy knuckled son to be calling me “fine shit” Fuggin beat it

Nobody: All the fellas on my SL rn:

Ghetts! 🥰

Posting on socials and texting back isn’t the same energy. Social media is significantly less attention and commitment. I have to use more of my brain to hold a private conversation specifically with you and I just ain’t got it in me sometimes. I would rather engage with you when I can really give

I can’t even lie idk yall @ names to be giving compliments

I need a vacation after this Spring Break

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

“Thank you for defunding Medicaid and social security… those grandmothers don’t need all that money…” @waltermasterson and others disrupt an @repmikelawler fundraiser

Peggie Sue Got Married Face Off

I could have never been prepared for the exchange in this thread 🤣🤣

The tambourine, the recorder (my personal favorite) and the spoons!

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: no villains.

4, 5, 6, & 7

Lololol @samseder.bsky.social has to very slowly explain to this dude that government agencies don't pay taxes lolol

men who are whores if you wear a cross earrings have a neck or leg tattoo have a nose piercing wear grey sweatpants watches anime are well versed in multiple topics are a Scorpio or Aquarius neurodivergent stares at you up and down as you are talking thanks for coming to my Nai Talk 💅🏿

The funniest thing about dates is if she really feeling you, the date possibilities are endless. Take her to an arcade and y’all compete. Pool. Bookstore. Candle making. Vinyl shopping. Throw in some food and I promise you she gone smile so hard you gone see all her teef.

Twitter shut down for a day and u niggas came on here begging for ads and subscriptions? Actually go back to Twitter. Yall good over there .

I really want social media to be canceled for like 2 years just so some people can relearn proper social behavior and others can learn it for the first time.

i have never been more influenced. a disco ball of cooled soup 😫🔥🙌🏿

showers in the dark >

Sweet!!! Rise up my good people!!!

On Alone, they should shoot a cannon or flare whenever a contestant taps out.

I like to debrief after sex tell me what you liked what you didn’t like and if we made a flick, we watchin it back.

Does everyone understand they are breaking of public services because 1) they want to privatize them to make money off of them, 2) they do not believe everyone should have access to these services. This is how white supremacist eugenicists who think empathy is a weakness function.

🔥 Rep. Al Green is not new to standing up

Is it a coincidence that these mosquitoes attacked my pulse points, or do they just like my perfume???

"Demotivational speaker," indeed.