"What is that you're having for lunch?" Me: Fruit salad "That's funny. It looks like sangria." Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad]

Somewhere in the North Korean Propaganda Ministry an official winces and says: “That’s a bit much.”

No Kings. Find your event for this Saturday, March 28th. www.nokings.org #NoKings

Bruce Springsteen says "I don't worry about" blowback for taking a political stand. "I've always had a feeling about the position we play culturally, and I’m still deeply committed to that idea of the band. The blowback is just part of it. I'm ready for all that."

By the way, it has been 3 months since the justice department was supposed to release the full unredacted Epstein files. Thank you for your attention. RH

If Trump can pay TSA agents now, then he could’ve paid them a month ago too. Nothing has changed between then and now other than his decision to do it.

One person in this photo deserves a 20% WNBA revenue share and it’s not me. Congratulations to the WNBPA on their historic labor agreement.

Back-to-back landmark court losses pushed further losses for the Facebook parent’s stock.

Always baby seal Vanorden right up in there embarrassing Wisconsin🤬🤬🤬

Los Angeles trial verdict also just in: Meta and Google found liable for negligence and designing addictive social media features www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What's with the goddamned costumes and hats these fools wear...... OMG he inherited noems hats🤣🤣🤣

BBC Newsnight has two special episodes on the Epstein files this week, apparently! Last night they spoke to Massie; today they’re speaking to the survivors. “I’m not satisfied until the survivors are satisfied. That’s my benchmark…”

If the war is won, why is the Strait of Hormuz still closed, and why does Hegseth need $200 billion?

I’m the proud product of a union home, and I’ll never stop fighting to protect good-paying union jobs. Thank up to the Green Bay Labor Council for having me this morning.

❗️Up to 400,000 protesters expected: massive demonstrations against Babiš government’s actions underway in 🇨🇿Prague. People are taking to the streets with slogans “We will not allow our future to be stolen”, accusing the authorities of backsliding from democratic principles and increasing

Can't wait for Mango Mussolini to kick it

An amazing turnout and a glorious sunny morning for the rally and march to Holyrood organised by Stand Up To Racism - Edinburgh. It was great to have the opportunity to address the rally as a Labour councillor - we must unite against those who spread hatred.

The US is spending more than $1 trillion on the military for the first time in history. That apparently isn't enough. Now, the Pentagon wants $200 billion more for an illegal war in Iran. The answer is NO. We need to invest in the American people, not endless war.

Thou shalt not buy oil from the foreigners you’re bombing and then claim to be “America First.”

Thing is, Epstein pleaded guilty in 2008 for soliciting and procuring A CHILD FOR PROSTITUTION, so saying you were 'manipulated' into being best buddies with him 6 years later seems, oh I don't know, pretty far-fetched... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#ChaosRecap for March 20, 2026

Ear injury anyone🤣

Happy #Caturday, video of the week. A vicious attack kitten and the most patient dog ever.

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

American tech oligarchs spend billions fighting socialism, yet their unhinged greed is the single best advertisement for it. By hoarding wealth and breaking society to enrich themselves, they actively fuel the very ideology they claim to despise

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

Senator Booker just reintroduced the Fair Wages for Incarcerated Workers Act, which would guarantee incarcerated workers get the federal minimum wage. Incarcerated people are only making pennies per hour while being coerced into working dangerous jobs, including risking their lives to fight fires.

An immigration judge has ordered the removal of Liam Consejo Ramos, a Minnesota toddler who was detained by ICE. The politics of citizenship might seem like the detail that distinguishes Liam’s story from the stories of our kids. But his innocence, like the innocence of all kids, is unimpeachable.

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The historical parallel is Benedict Arnold’s popularity before and after he was outed as a foreign spy.

Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.

Jeff Bezos is worth $220 billion. After building that fortune from overworking and exploiting his own workers, Bezos is now developing a fund to acquire manufacturing companies and automate them. Why do we always hear about immigrants taking jobs when the oligarchs are actually to blame?

Authoritarian regime ruled to be doing authoritarian things www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/b...

People have had it with Fetterman & this 108 point swing proves it.

Innocent Bystander on a Scooter: The $100 Million California Lawsuit After Being Blinded by Police in Los Angeles

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social

Fuck. And fuck Bari Weiss. I've been listening to KNX, the CBS radio news station in Los Angeles, for more than half of that time.

Jeff Bezos, one of the richest men on earth, is raising $100 billion to replace workers with robots around the world. The oligarchs want it all. Not going to happen. Stand up and FIGHT BACK.

We did this with tariffs. Now we’re doing this with war. And some insiders are making a fortune off the chaos.

WELP fortune.com/2026/03/18/h...

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

Trump doesn't know the teachings of Jesus

NOT GOING AWAY!!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Sir Hyde said, how you doin😉