Happy Caturday.

On the Left: "The Left is Obsessed with Pond Scum" On the Right: "Seventh person arrested for reflecting pool vandalism" Further right: Actual Vandals, not arrested

Caring for children with special needs is already tough, and now funding for their treatments and equipment is at risk. That's unacceptable. Demand Medicare for all!

Kim Jong Un thinks this is a bit much

MAGA is still upset that Elon hasn’t paid out the promised election money to buy votes, but there may finally be some progress toward their payday. A federal judge has ordered Elon Musk to testify under oath in two proposed class-action

As the former President of South Korea serves a life sentence for his role in a failed insurrection, his wife just got sentenced to 7 years in prison for bribery. The US could learn a lot from South Korea what accountability looks like for power-hungry, corrupt grifters. youtu.be/nAUksLhLSKs?...

Texas: 41st in education, but apparently #1 in telling other people's kids what to read. Forcing Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, and atheist students to study the Bible? Yeah, that's not unconstitutional at all. Maybe Trump needs to read his Bible 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

Care2: Happy 250th birthday America! The pool is out of service, the house is half demolished, and the neighbors are all staying home with their lights off. No one can afford cake or gas to come for a visit, but look on the bright side. He hasn't decided to improve Mount Rushmore. Yet.

This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious. Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal.

Triggering the Zios 😂 love it

Remember when trump promised to lower prices, cut utility bills in half, and make life affordable? Now it's: "I love the inflation." "Affordability is a hoax." “No one gives a **** about housing.” Turns out the hoax was trump's whole campaign.

Alex Pretti, American citizen having committed NO crime, was EXECUTED by the U.S. government. Sue me.

Just here to say ICE agent Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good as she was driving away. Sue me.

Remember when George W. Bush called for Al Gore to be jailed and when Ronald Reagan called for Jimmy Carter to be tried for treason and when Barack Obama called for John McCain to be put in front of a firing squad yah me neither because actual presidents don’t do that shit

Maybe your favorite book that you’re obsessed with isn’t such a great read if you have to pass laws to *force* other people to read it.

Lock 🔒 them up!!! It’s Antifa Juniors.

May the fossil fuel lobbyists forever fuck themselves.

AOC: The Republican Party’s brand is fear. They constantly want Americans in fear of somebody because, if you are not afraid of someone who is your neighbor, you’re going to realize who’s actually pickpocketing you.

Orwellian bsky.app/profile/notu...

This would clear out the entire Trump regime quickly!

Bill Clinton: I balanced the federal budget Barack Obama: I won a Nobel Peace Prize Joe Biden: I passed the largest long-term investment in US infrastructure since WWII Donald Trump: Dumb has a 'b'

It’s pretty obvious when Trump thinks he’s on to a winning formula on something. He now thinks being an anti-communist crusader is the key to the midterms. He’s going to talk about communism every day from now until November. It’s basically 1954.

33% of the World's population does not have access to clean drinking water. Eff the data centers.

Trump just submitted a $87.6 billion supplemental to cover the $67 billion cost of his Iran War plus his latest bailout for farmers to add to his proposed $1.5 trillion military budget and we’re only $39 trillion in debt so what the hell just put it on our tab.

The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled 7-2 in favor of Bayer, significantly limiting thousands of lawsuits brought by people who say that Roundup weedkiller caused their cancer because the company failed to include a warning on the product’s label.

Trump thought suing the BBC would intimidate them. Instead, they turned his own lawsuit into a legal headache that could force him to defend his actions surrounding January 6 under oath. That is the kind of self inflicted karma no political strategist could have scripted.

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED......

Donald Trump: "I'm not in favor of gay marriage."

I’m sure he’s going to find a way to cheat.

China is eating our lunch in almost everything. (no sound needed) China builds solar parks over reservoirs. This design improves the efficiency of the panels by keeping them cooler and lowers water loss from evaporation

Assholes of the Century...