Tory Burch era for the divorced dads.

Is it only Tuesday?

Ppl act like just because they could walk around saying they voted for Obama that that'd save us when the going got tough.

The seefood diet. If I see food, I eat it. 😁

How many deviled eggs can u eat in one sitting. I can handle about 45.

Reformation created a generation of ill-informed shoppers.

THAT'S SUGARCANE THAT TASTED GOOD

It's striking how, despite Trump now having been a prominent/dominant force in US and global politics for 12 years, US media coverage still treats him as a neophyte learning lessons from the previous 48hr news cycle, rather than an unstable man with deeply set cognitive and behavioral patterns.

What if Chelsea Handler could find Bethenny Frankel a husband on national television.

One cannot be highly sexually attracted to someone AND genuinely enjoy their personality because it is a recipe for disaster I promise.

My (Texas) father may disown me if I root for UCLA tonight but I need my senior to go to the Big Dance I'm not even sorry.

My mother passed away and my father is retired so now I do things like see Ready or Not 2 at 2:45 PM on a Thursday. 🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️

The vast majority of Americans are birthright citizens. Unless you naturalized or were born abroad to an American parent, you are a citizen because of the 14th Amendment. There is nothing constitutionally distinct about Americans born here to non-Americans. We are all literally equal citizens.

Not if you study gender.

White women who are dumb enough to think they're the exception to the rule when it's literally called the Good Ol' BOYS Club.

More like all of us.

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. My job kills you. Please,

I love being the engagement police.

I barely leave my house so I forgot how ppl are.

April Fool's mortadella cookies like just don't.

We really do gotta pay more people to go to law school and grow up to be judges who say not the fuck today.

I bet U.S. "journalists" rly give a shit. They sold out the public for RTs and the hope of ppl buying their book filled w/ basic ass observations and commentary.

Isfahan is a city with over 2,500 years of continuous history. The US and Israel are bombing one of the oldest continuously inhabited cities in the region. Over 2 million people live there. I’ve only heard from my family once since the war began and this is their city, Isfahan, tonight. #Iran

Can they transfer us to the right department. 🤡

This is nuts. The only reason to do this is the cruelty and the racism. It will actively harm the U.S. economy. We're not talking about undocumented migrant workers here. These are legal PERMANENT residents.

Just screamed SON-OF-A-BITCH during sports which means I am been spending too much time w/ my father.

Stay away from poplin.

Education failed and ppl think Reformation is well-made.

We have hit a Substack wall. I'd say I'm sorry but I am not.

I have bit my tongue long enough -- we all know Charles Barkley can afford new suits between Ozempic dosage increases. We should not be subjected to these sleeves on national television.

Every single word.

As expected, with the new CBA done: The WNBA/Houston announcement is coming within the next week, per Chris Baldwin of PaperCity. Done deal. Connecticut Sun will become the Houston Comets and play at Toyota Center, starting in 2027.

mike johnson’s make work the past year has been nullifying the House, and thus Congress, as a constitutional actor

My 3 yo nephew called an FM/AM radio, "A little computer that plays music."

So are the headlines saying the Democrats won this round, or nah? Cause they did. Funding for TSA, FEMA, Coast Guard, no funding for ICE. That’s the deal Dems have been offering over & over. Republicans caved.

lol and may i add lmao

More proof that Republicans wanted to withhold TSA funding to cause airport chaos for negotiating leverage. Everything they said about airports being a mess over the past two weeks is exactly what they wanted.

The obsession w/ optimizing time is hilarious in a broken country.

Back on my Supertramp shit.

The number of human lives lost because of this maniac we have allowed to run shit is staggering.

Un-fucking-real.

Salt as a fragrance note just no.

No shit.

Motherfuckers can't even figure out how to run airports but think they can install governments. Girl.

The cultural impact of this living legend. Happy 82nd birthday Ms. Ross. 👑👑👑👑👑

ESPN is as fake-dramatic as Bravo. ESPN is as fake-dramatic as Bravo.

Why; their cronies engineered this shit ask Greg Abbott. The mentality is fuck-you-I-got-mine.

Feeling this disconnected from your countrymen is what they're banking on. Free press is what made America unique and we have let them destroy it.

I finally watched Chernobyl (I'm late to a lot of TV, okay!) and the line, "Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later that debt is paid." will stick with me for a while, because holy hell is it more relevant now than ever before.

I think Margaret Atwood got fillers.