lol dude caving on EVERYTHING

C'MON MOTHER NATCHA'!

I love when mother nature fucks things up

While you all wait for Dear Leader's name to get scraped off, I want you to brush up on your scaffolding training #KennedyCenter youtu.be/jCjs22bBcfc?...

This probably has more viewers than Comics Unleashed by now. Or even Tony Dokoupil!

It's gonna spell RUMP for a min #KennedyCenter

People yelling "take it off" to construction workers is a refreshing change #KennedyCenter

Elon Musk is history’s first trillionaire and I hope he devotes himself to feeding hungry children around the world… his own.

Everyone wants to be The Next Don Knotts. Until it's time to do the work required to be the next Don Knotts.

dying

Eat a dick Thunder!

then he called the piano the n-word like 70 times

OJ is closer to finding the real killer

Standing above I-5 in Tacoma this beautiful Saturday!

that's fucking right @rollingstone.com too bad it took a lawsuit for you to do the RIGHT FUCKING THING

Donald "lower gas prices day one" Trump fucking his truck driving cult over with $7 gas is hilarious

“The rich are only defeated when running for their lives.” — C.L.R. James

Trump adds these up and thinks he’s got a 145% approval.

Jim Cramer is slowing ghoul-morphing into Rudy Giuliani.

"Rush Limbaugh is a scat muncher..." youtu.be/Ucj09t9ieeI?...

MAD #310, 1992

it's gonna be fun to learn how MAGA is taking advantage of Fetterman's feeble state. Dude's basically co-hosting Hannity

unfortunately, MAGA scum have no shame

*rape

hope they catch the snake who wrote this

hope DC hospitals are stocked with rape kits

what are the chances he lands *every* stair step here on out? mathematically impossible, no?

If your top loyal demographic eats at Cracker Barrel do they assume everyone is getting constantly carded at restaurants? Or is it because Bezos makes Whole Foods card anyone for purchasing alcohol so ppl without IDs are more likely to stay away? I feel like this got panel tested with MAGA dimwits.

what a legend

arm extended when saying "fascist"

they're gonna need a lot of rape kits

US and Iran Agree to Alternating Weekly Schedule of War/Ceasefire: tinyurl.com/7dhypmrs

8647

Come get me, Kash! LOLOL

love me some MAGA on MAGA crime. these dorks can go fuck themselves

10 years for writing four numbers HAHA

Trump calling for unity and bipartisan healing is like Jekyll urging people to stop Hyde.

somber? contemplative? conciliatory? did John Barron write this shit??

A beautiful day at the Market to tell MAGA and ICE to fuck off

For the last time: if you are attending the Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen (who want you dead) and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

If the Trump Regime is going to own Spirit Airlines, the members of the Trump Regime should have to fly Spirit Airlines.

Papa! Papa!

i really really like seeing these headlines

Yikes!

Lol at this evil fucker

on tr*th, trump posted a hype video suggesting instead of being prez he could have gone off to a private island for reals

steve bannon pissed himself and who cares if it's true fuck steve bannon