If Gloria follows RFK Jr's mEdiCaL advice she WON'T survive!

Texas, let’s win this thing. #JasmineForUS #TexasTough

Genius. However your name sickens me 😄

NYC: “I’m born here! Kings County Hospital! Suck my d*ck!” Trump’s ICE goons grabbing brown and black people. Bounty hunters. Racial profiling is all they do.

a perfect response

if you think THIS is crazy wait 'til you find out he RAPES CHILDREN!!

Trump goose-stepping the red carpet

BREAKING on MS NOW:   Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.

Dan Bongino is one of my favorite twitter blocks. Got him early - dude is *super* sensitive My proudest achievement was getting dOcTeR Drew and Adam Carolla to block me the SAME WEEK! I had been working on Adam for awhile but Drew snapped after I mocked his hawking of homeopathic back pain spritz

"Pundit Development League"

Awful indeed

Unlike trump's tiny wrinkled pecker

@deadder.bsky.social amazing!

Jeffries cutting free ads for the RNC

I still can't believe he got away with stealing boxes of military secrets and storing them in his motel bathroom

Venezuela Bombs American Drug Yacht, Wiping Out Entire Sackler Family Cartel: tinyurl.com/mr472vs5

reminds me of when McBain was attacked by Commie Nazis in the Simpsons

fuck Rolling Stone

Grandpa pudding brains is at it again

Look at this goon. He’s dancing on his bone spurs, while preparing to send your kids to war.

I wonder what Wayne Gretzky likes most about trump - the child raping or adult raping

1000% to 1500% more likely

treating your neighbors with respect and consideration? sounds pretty FUCKING WOKE to me

Watching the career of #MarjorieTaylorGreene setting in the West.

Analysis | By calling for the execution of prominent Democrats, President Trump is preserving the legacy of Charlie Kirk.

If telling soldiers they’re not supposed to obey illegal orders is seditious, then every military officer is guilty because that’s in the fucking training you boot-licking pinheaded cultists.

THEY'RE EATING CATS AND DOGS!

January 6th?

Um. Did he forget what happened? The dementia is really, really bad.

LFG!

Lol no shit. Why do you think Trump gave MAGA permission to vote yes

If you take the derivative of acceleration you get Scott Bessent

just a normal, regular dude kinda guy

He doesn't care because the files with his name will never be released

all performance. As if Trump is ever going to release evidence proving he rapes kids

Ok, Gym

We're gonna need a bigger drain

Epstein's child-raping wingman is up late reposting gibberish

No way Kevin Hasset hasn't purchased in combination trash bags, shovel, zip ties, bleach, giant bag of candy

If you believe even a second of MTG's performance is authentic you are a dumbass

If you take the derivative of acceleration you get Scott Bessent

Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him

Wonder what Trump & Co. are offering/threatening Boebert n Mace with

Pat McAfee believes platforming child rapists makes his show better

Dems. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

Shaheen might as well buy the matching red hat

Dear Senate democrats: you just saw a tidal wave of support. Don’t you dare squander it. Stand up for the sick and the poor and the hungry. Do not sell us out to these terrorists.