congratulations to you, the reader of this bluesky post, on rushing for more yards than the university of alabama crimson tide today

SCOTUS is too much power in too few hands for far too long with too little oversight

I think collectively we can say that "war crime" is a fitting way to describe what Hagueseth is doing, without having to clarify that it's murder because we're not at war. I want him brought up on international charges, by any term.

I can't not think of a Make-a-Wish kid scoring a touchdown against his favorite football team, except it's a senile trouser-soiling former game show host instead of a kid...

Sushi bazooka is real.

Okay but WHY are the Kennedy Center Honors not being given out at the Kennedy Center? Did they cancel and move it to the Oval because ticket sales were non-existent?

Sure, I love @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social , but does Arby's love me?

Alabama is going to get the shit kicked out of them for their third loas, and the NCAA is still going to give them a spot in the playoff.

Tottenham has won and arsenal has lost. Balance is being restored.

If Tottenham can pull this off, I'm nominating Thomas Frank for the first annual Dave & Buster's Global Peace Award, which, as I'm sure you have heard, would entitle him to happy hour prices on draft beer and house wines until 9pm on weekdays.

The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.

I guess those FIFA leadership are in those Epstein files.

Anyway, if you're surprised at all about the SCOTUS decision, remember - Bush v Gore chose the president on such nakedly partisan grounds they put in the opinion that it couldn't be used as future precedent - Chief Justice Roberts and Justices Alito & Barrett all served on W's election legal team

Just a reminder: even IF those boats were full of drugs headed to the United States, it is illegal to murder people without due process, and the penalty for drug running is not, and never has been death.

Cassidy’s “yes” to confirm RFK Jr. has to be the most impactful vote by a single senator in the 21st century, right? Only other one I can recall that comes close is McCain saving the ACA.

"agrees to decide" with the most corrupt court in history means that birthright citizenship is already ended. There is really no solution outside of impeaching the 6 corrupt justices who have been bribed by the Heritage Foundation. People need to go to prison for this.

It's fucking pathetic to badger organizations into creating awards to give you. This doesn't make the senile trouser-soiling former game show host look better, it makes FIFA look worse. They just gave a peace prize to a guy who is actively committing crimes against humanity.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

In 2024, the Coast Guard conducted more than 250 targeted interceptions in the Caribbean of boats believed to be transporting drugs based on intel. Only 55 were actually transporting drugs; the rest (80%) were innocent. Trump's policy is to kill them all, including the 80% who are innocent.

NFL hype machine nonsense was declaring the Cowboys real because they beat the Chefs last week when the reality is that one team isn't good anymore and the other hasn't been good for years. Neither team should be allowed to punt again this season.

Football teams that do not have 8 wins should not be allowed to punt after December 1. After Christmas they should be required to run one trick play every 4 downs. They should lose a draft position for every defensive play they fail to blitz on.

"They were radioing for help so we killed them" is an admission of guilt.

Everyday for the last ten years, Donald Trump has used his bully pulpit to incite violence against Americans for any reason he decides. He is a terrorist. His supporters are terrorists. We do not negotiate with terrorists.

BREAKING: Supreme Court lets Texas use Trump-backed gerrymandered maps in 2026… The. Seditious. Six. 😎✨

The Roberts Court will go down in history as having upheld the desires of Donald Trump and the GOP, rather than its commitment to justice, precedent or the rule of law. Today’s ruling — which substitutes its own fact finding for that of the lower court — is yet another example.

How are more people not talking about the fact that it fairly regularly shits itself so violently that it wakes itself up in the middle of cabinet meetings?

We in texas just need to make it work for us and flip those seats to Democrats.

If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.

Under the current maps, they know they can’t win—which is why they’re trying to cheat.  This is why we not only need #SCOTUS reform, but must keep organizing! #Powertothepeople

Folks, this is the same conservative Supreme Court majority brought to you by the people who funded Project 2025.  Are we the least bit surprised that they’re upholding gerrymandered maps in TX that the president demanded?

The right-wing Qatar vacationers "managed to square this circle by making a distinction between the wealthy Qatari Muslims who allegedly paid for their trip (good) and Muslims in Western countries who did not pay for their trip (bad)." lnk.thebulwark.com/4rCEr9D

It is an accurate statement that the US "supreme" court, serves only one senile trouser-soiling former game show host's vanity, and nothing and no one else... They must be removed, and possibly prosecuted, when this nightmare is over...

Jared Kushner is now a billionaire. It’s almost like his insertion into US government foreign policy is for self-enrichment rather than in the service of the interests of the United States. www.forbes.com/sites/monica...

I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it. You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "game" (753×) 2. "show" (718×) 3. "host" (553×) 4. "senile" (325×) 5. "cult" (310×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest

If Big Hungry Joe Biden had fallen asleep while his Secretary of DEFENSE (I'll call it the Department of War the day after I'm dead) defended his role in war crimes, Fox would have exploded.

A remote colleague asked me for a picture of my family this evening, this was her response, for context, my wife is incredibly beautiful, and an even better person.

So am I.

Jersey City just roundly rejected the corrupt Jim McGreevey's attempt to slither back into a position to steal from public resources. Not just him, but every candidate on his ticket is losing, corruption is coming to and end, first locally, then nationally.

The senile game show host can't pardon his henchmen for crimes at The Hague.

That Hegseth is trying to shift the blame for his murders onto Admiral Bradley does not make Admiral Bradley a hero here. He is every bit as guilty as his boss, and anyone who followed his illegal orders are guilty as well...

Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders. What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

An Indian colleague of mine took me to Murray Hill today and did the ordering for us. Would highly recommend. Immigrants make life more interesting, and far more delicious.

Holy macaroni, if you don't know Mina Kimes, you should. My understanding is that she likes U-Dub!

When I was in the Persian Gulf in the early oughts, we were not allowed to fire on vessels approaching us, even inside the security perimeter, unless they fired upon us first, and we were actively engaged in war authorized by Congress...

Community notes don’t get much more brutal than this

Well, shit, I'll need another hour to calm down.

Nicholas Cornelius Bonitto, more than just a fish!

Why was that WR so open? Almost feels like WRs shouldn't be allowed to pick DBs...