It seems like identifiable members of the Supreme Court actively helping one political party to choose its voters to maximal electoral advantage should be a bigger scandal

The Epstein files don’t matter to the religious right. All you need to do is look at all of their clergy that have been convicted of abusing children and the churches covering it up while it was going on. Maybe the corruption will become enough for people to turn against him.

For four months, one man decided we were at war. Today, the House said no. We passed a war powers resolution ordering our troops out of Iran unless Congress votes to keep them there. Not the President alone. Congress. The people’s representatives.

I fucking HATE that Brunson got hurt by a guy flopping into him. The NBA needs to start ejecting mother-fuckers who flop.

From a (mostly) neutral perspective, so far it looks like the referees have made the bold decision to let the players decide this game. So that could be fun.

You know maybe if we took control of the Epstein files away from the people featured in the Epstein files we'd actually see those Goddamned Epstein files.

I figured it out! Ken Paxton looks like if testicular cancer was a person, and that person got drunk, then got arrested for domestic abuse, and woke up hungover in the drunk tank on a Wednesday morning.

Dear Knicks fans, if donnie disaster shows up at a game, please start chanting pedophile or pedo nonstop until he leaves. This will put the trumpstein pedo-files back on the front burner. Also chant Release the files.... Burn his ass.

Sure, we love Timothee Chamalamadingdong, but Kylie Kardashian can go fuck herself. Zero talent strumpet related to a SERIES of trumpers, get your stink off MY city.

5 minutes to replace the referee's comms battery, and the first call robs Spurs of a corner... PGMOL gonna PGMOL....

When all is said and done, the people who waged this war to profit off insider trading should be immediately imprisoned, criminally charged, and when convicted, executed for crimes against humanity. The gambling execs who allowed this should not be immune from this either. It cannot happen again.

The senile game show host made a martyr of one leader, promoted his younger, more extreme son. It wasted billions, killed countless innocent people, is going to send $25B to Iran to rebuild their war machine. How is any of this making Americans better off? He did to America what he did to his casino

The NBA takes 2 points off the board between quarters, I wonder what prop-bet needed that. #NBAisRigged

Me: Could there possibly be a bigger douchebag in the building than James Harden? ABC: Travis Kelce is here! Me: Well I'll be damned...

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

Just between us here in the BlueSky world, I think James Harden is to bearded douchebags what The Late Michael Flatley (May Knotts Rest His Beautiful Soul) was to The Dance.

One thing people should know about me is that I'm unafraid to ask hard questions, like: Was Martin Van Buren actually a Sea Monster?

The creativity there from PGMOL to award arsenal the title, then give a card, but not a penalty, for a foul in the box...

In the early days of the war in Iraq, I saw a guy shot clean through his liver who reacted with less effect that the cat who just got brushed across the face in the basketball game...

I tried to go to a "coffee speakeasy" today whilst walking about a new city... This feels like a bad concept, it's just a coffee shop that you can't find...

When the pandemic was at its worst, I started printing pictures of 1980s sitcom families, framing them, and hanging them up around the house. I am a deeply unserious person.

Don't believe what they told you.

True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

New York Knickerbockers with the clean sweep.

It is wild to think about how "No taxation without representation" was a rallying cry 250 years ago, and as our nation's birthday nears, a new wannabe king (a senile, pant shitting one at that) wants to strip anyone who disagrees with it of their representation. Indeed no.

We've reached the point where one party has so obliterated the rule of law that everyone else continuing to abide by it will only hasten the end of our democracy. That's a recipe for chaos and violence. It's terrifying, and I don't know what we do about it.

Knicks win.

Who is this judge? These cowards need to be famous.

Catrick Swayze remains the best name ever for a puppy.

Apparently I said Joel Embiid too loud on Monday, so he's out tonight. I cannot think of a softer player in any sport.

NEWS: The Epstein files are now bound into 3,437 physical volumes in a new exhibition space in Tribeca. Millions of pages. Two stories tall. And yet only two people have ever faced accountability. Katie Phang discusses the rage she felt walking through the space.

“The dismantling of USAID, according to models from Boston University epidemiologist Brooke Nichols, “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children,” Gawande wrote.” hsph.harvard.edu/news/usaid-s...

Don’t forget… Release the unredacted #epsteinfiles

Seems like some celebs slipped the Oligarch's Ball this year, seems like a wise call. The people have about two options left, eat cake, or tear the god damned system down, and looks like we're running out of cake...

If you take a holy Bible, and replace every instance of a benevolent, omnipotent entity with Don Knotts, the whole story not only still makes sense, it makes more sense.

The Yankees are not just winning, they are beating the Christ out of their opponents. Wow, it's going to suck when they collapse like a flan in an oven this fall...

I read that if you say the name Lou Diamond Phillips three times into a mirror in a dark room, he'll magically appear at your kid's school's next bake sale and stay until every fundraising goal is met.

I'm not saying I have any information that such things are of interest to him, but if Lou Diamond Phillips ever wanted to be a drag queen Louise Diamond Phyllis would be a great name.

I googled the politics of Lou Diamond Phillips today (it's a long story)... Basically, he's a living saint. La Bamba indeed my friend. La. Bamba.

After heart disease takes the senile game show host out of my misery, and things start going back to normal, I think I'm going to make being an unapologetic Collective Soul fan a big part of my identity.

I seem to recall the Hawks losing so they could face the Knickerbockers...

Hillary was right about everything.

Former governor Murphy's children should be removed from these roles, for which they are unqualified, immediately.

These fail sons are losing staggering amounts of money.

The absolute worst people are running things, here and abroad.

I am, in fact, a ridiculous person.

Just trying to imagine what it's like to be some career military bigshot and finding yourself in a briefing at the Pentagon where Kid Rock is talking to you about the Strait of Hormuz

Oh hey, “private donations” are no longer paying for the ballroom. Who could have seen that coming?

So it took the senile former game show host 2 business days to turn the "assassination attempt" into a new round of fascism... We need to vote this imbecile's enablers out ASAP so we can get to imprisoning them and moving forward with the people who want to live in a decent country.

I want to start more of my statements with "Behold"... I'll try to find a way to work it in.