I think I’ll make a rapture charcuterie board tomorrow. Blue cheese, chicken in a biscuit crackers, bologna, sour grapes, circus cookies and white bread. What am I missing? 🍇🥪

I’m sorry to say I failed to hire pyrotechnics for either of my parent’s funerals. Who knew this was the way to send someone off? We just had readings, songs and reflections. I didn’t sell merch either. 😬🫣

@problembear.bsky.social Is Your dog missing? There’s one on FB that looks a lot like Charlie with Msla animal services.

How long before Lord Caplock has a NASCAR track built around the Whitehouse and mall?

This #rapture thingy on Tuesday could solve some of our housing shortage. I hope they leave the keys to their cars out for us heathens. I’m wanting a G wagon.

If TikTok’s algorithm is going to be controlled by America (per Whitehouse) it will become unusable.

This Huskies vs Cougars 🏈 game is pretty good so far!

When we’re in our cars why do we still say roll up the window? I haven’t “rolled” up a window in decades! 🤣

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

Here’s the list of lawmakers who voted to honor Barley Smirk. 👇🏼

Who’s going to the Antifa potluck and what are you bringing?

White Christian nationalist Sean Fuecht loses his lawsuit against the city of Spokane and the city councilors before it gets to court. A WA superior court judge kicked his complaint to the curb.

Just to remind you of the spider web.

The Daily Show posted a clip on TikTok with the Government approved episode and it’s spot on. It’s about DJT visiting King Charles and calling America the hottest country, among other things.

Lord Caplock fawning over Princess Catherine was embarrassing.

Did anyone see when they played the American national anthem at the royal palace, Melania placed her hand over her heart and her husband saluted. Ive never seen someone salute the national anthem. Is this protocol?

Fever win!!! 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

Does anyone know why trees split way up the trunk? One of these split into 3.

I went down a rabbit hole on TikTok with people asking their spirit guides about civil war. 🥹

I guess it's time to turn abandoned malls into low income housing. Why let them waste away.

More of this please!

Hellooooooo Seattle Storm! Can you get it together please?

When the Psychic mediums start leaving America I’ll head out too.

If I were the Griz QB I’d walk off the field now. Sacked 6 times? What is going on with his protection? 🏈

I bought some Bose Quiet Comfort Ultra headphones. I already had a pair of QC for the gym. The Ultra version gives you better imaging and is more spatial. They cost a Benjamin more than the QCs but I have to say they are nice. Listening to The Carpenters Philharmonic CD. Turning off social media.😴

I just watched a few minutes of CK’s wife making a statement on YouTube. I have questions.

Free speech doesn’t apply to every one. The pentagon is firing anyone who posts a negative comment on social media regarding you know who.

NaLyssa Smith just smashed her elbow into Cameron Brink’s nose. Cam had to go to the locker room bleeding. Im pissed. Cam is a great baller and these dirty elbow strikes have to stop! WNBA refs are the worst.

Remembering… Minnesota Speaker and State Rep. Melissa Hortman, a victim of political assassination/violence May she, her husband, and beloved dog rest in peace

I’m watching Wednesday S2 E7 on Netflix and that sure looks like the Sip n Dip bar in Great Falls MT.

Seen on TikTok. “The price of empathy is too high these days. So what little I could afford, went to the victims of the school shooting today.”

Colorado suffers another school shooting with 3 in critical condition.

I remember when Gabb Giffords was shot. Republicans did nothing.

A 13 year old boy has been arrested in Seattle. 14 rifles and 8 handguns were in the home, unsecured. He idolized mass shooters and made statements to killing people in the future. Who bought all these guns? His mother stated his social media posts about killing ppl were just him trying to be cool.😳

A former friend of mine voted for trump. He said “the choices weren’t great, it’s just politics and I should find my sense of humor”. This is exactly how we got here. Fox News Brainwashed, undereducated people who think it won’t affect them and don’t care about anyone else.

Over on TikTok, farmers are begging Lord Caplock for a bailout to save their farms. That’s Socialism. The thing they wanted to take away from the rest of us. They were warned about voting for him again but I saw many farms with trump signs. I have no sympathy left for them. It’s survival mode now.

We camped at the Thompson Falls state park and I have to say the view is quite lovely. I think I'll come back next year too. I can confirm the smoke in the air doesn't bode well for the solar panels. #Montana

Does every racist, bigot, magat vote in those suggestive polls on the NBCMontana website? Jesus Pete 😣

#SouthPark episode last night was hilarious. Trump hooked up with Satan and little girls fighting at school over Labubus. Jesus is now the school counselor and he has an iPhone 😆

I wonder if Carrie Underwood still thinks it was an honor to sign at the “alleged“ pedophile’s inauguration.

I’m going to submit a claim for lab work to United healthcare. What are the odds they will pay any of it?

If you’ve watched the documentary on Ruby Franke and Jodi Hildebrandt you’ll understand how toxic and destructive the Mormon religion is. It’s currently airing on the ID channel.

Is Lexie Hull the only one trying to get rebounds tonight? Come on ladies!

Astepro nasal spray may prevent Respiratory infections according to research in Germany. Covid, flu and RSV.

I’m a bit afraid of what will happen to the economy and stock market when THAT day finally comes before his term is up. I’m trying to protect what little retirement savings I have. We have no safeguards left for anything really.

Is there any chance that once McCankles kicks the bucket, the republicans in congress will stop this shitshow? They owe nothing to Vance and the Vampire Miller.

In case you didn’t watch The Handmaids Tale, the r@pe victim gets revenge on the head honcho.

You know what would leave those large bruises on Lord Caplock’s hands? Chemotherapy. It’s possible, and typically an IV infusion of LR or Plasma wouldn’t leave such a drastic bruise unless the nurse blows through the vein. Something is amiss.

The 2025 Tesla Y is being recalled because of faulty software that could cause a window to close forcefully. Who needs fingers anyway?