I want to take a break from this bad news to just let you know how upset I am that I didn’t win the Golden Globe. I think Amy Poehler is beyond genius, a great, great comic but I think you need to admit that my shit borders on God-like and supernatural type of stuff. Why didn’t I win? No one knows

Unreal. Noem, drunk, orders personnel around, FBI offices, Quantico, VA

Stand tall and proud.

Fuck all this

ICE showed up and off went baby Jesus (3rd place, gingerbread house-making competition)

A real president

Do you think Kash Patel has X-Ray vision? Vote Now!

Not AI

That’s right MAGA. Go get your food stamps and then talk about all the lazy n*****s

Not A.I.

My hometown. Arcadia, California, USA, Earth

Please consider volunteering at a food bank