no one talks about how difficult it is to fix your bed when you have 5 million plushies and half a million pillows

they should make a Balatro TCG

Barq Raiders is that anything

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

Here at Anthro New England we're so thankful for everything we can stuff in our cornucopia, or Cowboycopia if you will! 🤠 ❤️ (We're also thankful for our incredible staff and all of our wonderful attendees too I guess 🫶 😉 )

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

moog. because you can’t spell analog without anal.

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Boosegumps Bar

[smash mouth voice] Hey now This is slut pop Whip your dick out Right now

Me after every social interaction

today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes

they should add exponents to balatro

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

banger DaThings bit

why does scrambling the egg double the calories

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

what is going on in my amazon recommendations

Fallout 67

"how many cars were in operation in Ohio when the first recorded car crash happened" im gonna guess 2 and they crashed into each other

soon may the wellerman come your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb so much to do, so much to see to bring us sugar and rum and tea we'll take our leave and go you'll never shine if you don't glow

*kissin kate barlow voice* Start diggin in yo butt, trout

25 or 6 to 7

this one’s for all the adhd heads

i have several questions

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

in a meeting where a client referred to their software product as she/her

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

canes has blessed me with a 5th tender in my box combo today

who up erecting they piggly wiggly on he butt

- finish updating a project to use version 9 of a dependency - version 10 released 4 hours ago

Robert "Anthro New" Englund

Put On the Best Damn Talent Show This Kingdom’s Ever Seen for 8 Red Coins