Green Skyline day

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👀🦌

bubger time

love to walk around and get myself a little treat

MapQuest ad on the radio... what year is it

its blowy as fuck man

we should bring back the "I did that" gas pump stickers

LRT: plus this delicious lesser known item

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? DRAWING ANIMAL KNEES? SUCCULENT ANIMAL KNEES?

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

put on your fuckin foot loose

hear me out

happy international women's day to all my international women

Playground Bussey, IA

having IBS be like

a scooped bagel is the opposite of an uncrustable

you know what, sure, the bagel shop can access my local network who gives a shit any more

"what's Southeast Ohio like?"

Bro LMAOOO

gay bagel

what

what if we kissed 😳 in the Ramen Focus Booth

Rhythm game players when they see the health inspection grade is an A 🤮

what year is it

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

"dicks last resort is just drag brunch but straight"

\ @parrotakai.bsky.social said he might feel groggy after his appointment, so i did a little shopping

squirting at whole foods

Trix when it got rid of the fruit shapes

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

coyote

"post-coital ramen"

I FOUND A DIME

>be me >in public VRChat instance >max capacity instance >everyone is Japanese >can't understand a thing >girl and two guys are talking nearby >suddenly, girl says "oohhh, sixxo seven…" >8+ people turn, go "oohh!!" + do the hand movements >mutual understanding >memes rebuild the Tower of Babel, 2026

ma'am doesn't your husband have nickels

I'm about to say it: I don't care that you broke your table