i'm a lib dem entryist now. that is my political position and no it has zero to do with any political happenings in the last 91 days

For Brits this is like if Keir Starmer banned Michael McIntyre.

Starmer's pretence of naivety re Peter Mandelson's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, which has more evidence to contradict it mounting by the day, sure raises a lot of questions about his claims not to have been aware of allegations made against Jimmy Saville when he was DPP.

I also hear they're permitting Telegraph writers to self-identify as human beings.

“More than 650 organisations including Ben and Jerry’s, Lush and hundreds of small cafes and pubs have written to the government to warn that the EHRC’s draft guidance on single sex spaces is ‘unworkable’ and would ‘cause significant economic harm’.” https://bit.ly/4guj9Gf

The 'genuine answer' to this 'genuine question' (which has 81.7k likes from whatever botnet she's running) is 'We have decades of evidence that it doesn't work, you fucking idiot.' Like, they used to do this shit to 'cure' gay men. Anyone with common sense who goes outside will know how that went.

Keir Starmer could have been saved if he'd played a single Sonic the Hedgehog game.

Keir Starmer singing 'Don't Cry For Me, O Britannia' in the rain after his resignation. MI5 take him away to their special retirement home for special boys.

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

If he fucks this enough, do they take the knighthood off him for embarrassing them.

The place that voted Pim Fortuyn as the 'Greatest Dutchman' did *what*, you say?

Congratulations to all the shows that won Emmys, they sound cool, I’ll definitely check them out when I’m done watching 500 episodes of Antiques Roadshow

I've bought a bra that theoretically 'fits' but it's reminding me why I wear sports bras 99% of the time.

I could be getting my nationalisms mixed up, but isn't this, like, DUP cant? If so: lol.

By leaving the NHS?

Caturday Seniorcat MK "adopting seniors doesn’t just heal them. A part of you heals too 🥹🥹"

Sad to hear about Keir Starmer. Nothing happened to him, I’m just always sad to hear about him.

Where is Keir Starmer? Where is the leadership? Fascists marched on our streets yesterday and he hasn’t said a single word. Instead the Prime Minister spends his time defending the “best pals” of paedophiles. He is a coward. He should resign.

For non-Brits: Our political/media class bet absolutely everything on it being fine to demonise and destroy the anti-racist left, who were getting too big for their boots, because the Sensible Moderates could co-opt and control the racist right. And they have now fucked it into the upper ionosphere.

I kinda resent that some right wing shit-stirrer got shot by one of their own irony-poisoned, chan-brained danger twinks and now their freakshow is everyone else's problem.

Hell yeah Tim Russ! Standing for Treks values ❤️❤️ makes me even more excited to hear him in the next Star Trek Khan episode.

I hate to be all doom and gloom but I fear the slimy, thin-skinned, thoroughly upholstered crook that we made PM might be poorly equipped to stem the tide of fascism.

Imagining a world in which the Prime Minister of the UK publicly mourns the death of Brace Belden.

Eurovision is short for 'European Television'.

I wish our media wouldn't get so sweaty and priapistic whenever 12 skinheads gather somewhere.

Starting a rumour that Max Headroom was *really* computer generated all along and the world just wasn't ready for it.

STARMER: hey I'm appointing this close friend of the world's most notorious paedophile to be US ambassador :) BRITISH PRESS: ok :) [One year later] BRITISH PRESS: wait a minute

Tangent: for those trans people who don't already know, Barcode Battler is a far far deeper rabbit hole than you might ever predict.

very strange to check UK news websites and see that the top story is not anything happening in our country, or anything about ukraine, gaza or so on, but some american podcaster getting shot

From New Labour to Nonce Labour: The Keir Starmer Story

Keir Starmer's Final Aeon

MAN HANDS ON MISERY TO MAN. IT DEEPENS LIKE A COASTAL SHELF.

Peter Mandelson dancing to 'Horny' at one of Jeffrey Epstein's parties.

Learning about Silksong. I'm surprised they keep calling the main character 'Horny'. it didn't look like that kind of game.

I never liked Friends but they were right about my love life being DOA.

I think they should get rid of the deputy leader position, then the rest of the Labour party.

In another world, Starmer is just one of those security guards who gossips and backstabs everyone while making unsavoury comments about women.

I hear Kirk's the frontrunner for the next 'Greatest Dutchman' poll.

Got to say I'm loving Phase Two of the government because so far it's just been a tax scandal, a reshuffle and every senior government figure defending Epstein via Mandelson only for him to be sacked.

We're going to get a statue of Charlie Kirk before Derby see sense and build one of Lara Croft.

Starmer found out very quickly, just saying.

Just seen the news. A sudden end, but 94 was a good age. I'm now going to watch The Wrath of Khan in honour of the big man.

What's everyone's favourite thing about esteemed public figure Peter Mandelson

I wish I paid less attention and never had to learn what a 'Keir Starmer', 'Peter Mandelson' or an 'EHRC' were.

omg can't believe all my exes are in the epstein files

you know, this peter mandelson fellow doesn't seem quite right

It’s ominous, thinks I.

I LOVE TO LOOOOOVE BUT MY BAAABYYY JUST LOVES TO DANCE