LOS ANGELES - URGENT! I'm heartbroken that my friend and neighbor has only a few days to live. We must find a loving forever home for her 2 kitties, Kit (F/grey/white) & Caboodle (M/black). Both 3-4yrs old, total sweethearts. Please ask around and send anyone interested my way, thank you ❤️

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The Magic Mirror Number Bus Hard Boiled The Furious Piston-Pumping Machine Vibrator Produces 19 Strokes Per Second And Will Provide This Girlfriend With Her First G-Spot Orgasm Experience, And When She Starts Squirting, Will She Betray Her Boyfriend And Slide That Big Dick Into Her Pussy On Her Own!

wow that dance in the joker......amazing.....

fucked that i'm way more anxious about moving within the same city than i was when i moved to a different country.

The SDL organization has an official position on LLMs and generative AI now: don't use it. github.com/libsdl-org/S...

hey fuck Panic and fuck the Playdate, they're allowing AI generated code in their games. what's funny is they forbid other AI generated stuff like art and text (good!), but apparently code is A-OK for people to steal. help.play.date/catalog-deve...

paid the deposit on new place

is "economic terrorism" better or worse than "bombing the shit out of school girls" terrorism

ebay is still telling me to buy boobies. when i click the "do not tell me to buy boobies" button, it continues to tell me to buy boobies. i do not wish to buy boobies from ebay. they are free on the internet; and also in my marriage.

carefully examining Arcade Gannon's glasses to see if they're meta ray-bans

put nirvanna the band the show the movie on the curriculum imo

making inane moving considerations, such as; do i buy new toilet brushes?

i am very excited to introduce a whole bunch of paperwork i have in a box labelled "to shred" to the fireplace in the new place

So @apogeeent.com just released a 30th anniversary retrospective video on Duke Nukem 3D, but decided to collaborate with career Islamaphobe and PragerU associate Jesse "Quest for Saddam" Petrilla to make it. This is absolutely disgusting and everyone involved should be ashamed.

I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment. Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...

Happy anniversary to Bam Margera's "best soda @jarritos" post

i think i would not want to poop in space

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fixed a speaker in my surround sound thingy that i broke by running over the cable with a vacuum cleaner. with electrical tape 😎

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

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i think if anyone doubts that AI psychosis is a thing they need to be reminded that Terry Davis radicalised himself with his own random number generator

farted down the phone at a spam call

didn't want to make too many observations about yesterday's insanity but one of the BBC correspondents went hard on the apologia by suggesting that perhaps by "a civilisation" he meant "bombing historical sites, like ISIS did in Syria"

The KiTTY terminal is now vibe-coded. I am about ready to just quit computers oh my god

cyanide ☠️

I mistyped "Dog Bandanas" in Google.

sent off a rental application

had a ganglion cyst ultrasounded; it's too small to be surgically removed which is bullshit frankly. i hope the doctor offers to drain it. it's very pliable right now. fascinating stuff.

There's a lot of this.

the space stuff is cool but if it goes horribly wrong i predict Shemar Moore will be cast as Glover in the inevitable movie

Found a pretty nice place today; this landlord is FASCINATED by the snake and wants to meet him. Rent would be $700 more than our current place but that's unavoidable when you HAVE to move, just guess I'll never actually be able to start saving to buy

i know owning an exotic pet does back us into a corner apartment wrestling wise, but i am very landlord on either side of the issue; the ones who won't consider us at all are just weird, because the lil dude is basically just furniture, and the ones for whom it's not an issue are just fascinated

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it is good to be excited about space stuff, actually

@bobsonsnugnutts.art what

i'm sorry wtf there are people here who haven't watched nirvanna the band the show the movie?????

pls remember that star trek is actually about romulans and the federation shooting at each other, not social issues.

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i made soup but did it wrong; i completely skimmed over the part of the recipe that says "saute the vegetables" and so i just threw everything in a crockpot for 6 hours on high. i hope it will not be terrible.

netbook.xyz's dev is also just talking to the computer now. this hobby is fucking dead. shoulda stuck with warhammer, huh

nice to have it confirmed that Kingdom Come 2 will always be an unresolved cliffhanger