Long Nipples

I don't know how but if you ride a Waymo you are supporting Israel.

Wyd if you're at your friend's house and he hands you a GAMESIR controller

Oh, so I guess my invite to Will Byer's Coming Out event got lost in the mail.

Don't want to brag but I knew Will from Stranger Things was gay and a Zionist from Episode 1.

I'm the virgin they were talking about in the Silent Night song

Look, man, if you're not watching Friday After Next today, then I don't know what the hell you're doing.

Roots of Evil is a very special vanity project.

uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

My god. From Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her ‘60 Minutes’ colleagues, posted by the NYT Michael Grynbaum:

RedLetterMedia's latest episode includes one of my favorite best/worst movies ever: Rampage It's a must-watch.

I've been Mexican-maxxing lately. This will continue throughout the new year.

When are we getting new Christmas characters to sing about, man. Sick of this Frosty bullshit, he's been around too long.

I am going to be so sad when Werner Herzog passes on

Mary Cumstain Wales, Flintshire, Parish Registers, 1538-1912

I guess I'm going to stream games again maybe twitch.tv/wreckinrod

Early Access and the way they managed their community across all their updates helped humanize that team in ways that only helped Baldur’s Gate 3, weird for the studio to be so willing to throw all that goodwill away.

Scorsese will get all the hype but for my money, this is the real highlight in the new Criterion announcements. One of the great action films, from any country, now available on 4K UHD. What a time to be alive.

I think I'm just going to have ambiance noise/music of the classic Jurassic Park ride from Universal Studios playing 24/7 throughout the house, as that used to be the most comforting area in the world to me.

BBW DOLLS

I'm not going to get over Indiana Jones and The Great Circle not winning the Best Action/Adventure Game category

That is the most underwhelming game reveal I've ever seen. Another hero shooter.

Clair Obscure 33 is not a fucking Indie game, goddamn, dude.

I like Arc Raiders but games made with AI should never win awards, for example, Clair Obscure: Expedition 33.

How did Silent Hill f not win for narrative. Seriously.

Just got in a fistfight with Hideo Kojima outside the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles

How is it that @letterboxd.social managed to snag a 4K restoration of Tiger on the Beat?!

Flesh Harshburger United States, Census, 1900

How does Skate Story not have a Photo Mode cause this game is absolutely gorgeous.

KILL BILL is the coolest mixtape a guy ever gave you, and coming back to it later after years of hearing the original songs, you realize the mixtape guy re-recorded all the songs on the tape, and included himself going "Scibbidibop!" all over them for some reason. Also, the guy really really sucks.

Wow, the fact that Tiger on the Beat is prominently shown is pretty awesome.

My biggest annoyance with AMC Theatres is that the scanner that picks up the barcode on your phone also doubles as the Tap to Pay option so it always accepts payment first and I gotta manually type my email out for points. I'm currently unemployed.

"Happy Sunday", said the Troll Face!

Sitting at this restaurant hearing a drunk woman next to us talk about the color of her asshole

I saw Wang Chung perform the soundtrack to 'To Live and Die in L.A.' and it rocked so hard that they even finished the set with Everybody Have Fun Tonight and showcased a clip of GTA VI's trailer where it plays on the radio.

Putting my entire life savings on Polymarket to bet that Kingdom Come: Deliverance II will win Game of the Year at The Geoff Keighley Awards.

Y'all mind if I brag about beating the final boss of Ghost of Yotei without getting hit once on Lethal Difficulty (it took me like an hour to beat him)

Oldies Christmas music does nothing but make me feel like I'm back at Disneyland.

yeah ok i guess you can just throw the Re-Animator theme on here

Testing out my new camera and what better subject that my little man Bolillo.

Sitting here watching the final act of OCTOPUSSY with the circus clown shit and the hot air balloon being commandeered by an old man with inflatable hands while a group of scantily clad women perform aerobics and I'm going "what the fuck is this lame ass movie"

I fear I've become a "go to the bar and drink" guy.

We are excited to announce that the long lost missing chapter of Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut has been found and will finally be screened in cinemas. Revisit the haunting final film of the master filmmaker Stanley Kubrick with a new animated chapter in collaboration with Epic Games and Fortnite

Letterboxd on mobile used to open immediately now I gotta wait 10 seconds for the home screen to appear. Why is this. Who did this.

I love that pressing the pilot loght ignition button on a water heater sounds like arming an explosive that will kill me and leave my charred remains splattered all over the backyard.

Thinking about changing all my common courtesies to uncommon ones.

Happy Thanksgiving