Some nights I lay awake and wonder the big questions like “Was Bill Clinton a better saxophone player than my dad?”

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

My students were acting up and I told them if they keep “roasting” each other we were going to do a “complement circle”. It scared them enough to stop.

All my emails now start with “I’m sorry to message you. I know the whole world is falling apart.”

I really want a to see a wrestling tag team where one guy is like “No. I’m not one half the champs. I do so much work, it’s more like 3/4ths or 5/8th of the tag champs.”

Trump is like one of the video game bosses that you get real close to defeating but then they transform into a bigger garbage threat and their health bar gets refueled.

new video up on jd vance youtu.be/zJuikC2nouc?...

the good that you do persists in this world

I’m sure if my team did illegal highjacking of a boat on the ocean, I wouldn’t record it and let my press secretary show it to everyone.

That 2000 dollars isn’t a tax refund or stimulus check. It’s a bribe.

Every year it feels like Riyadh Season gets earlier and earlier. I just want to enjoy Halloween without having to hear “Screaming Dying Journalist” by Mariah Carey on the intercom at Target.

My heart goes out to the President. I heard he came down with MDS. Mamdani Derangement Syndrome

with 50 percent of the vote in, 2/3rds of California has voted to send Kevin Kiley to the shadow dimension

Imagine if Andy Cumobo showed up at a club in NYC. He be booed out of the building. Let’s go Zohran.

When elected President, my first order will be to turn that fucking $200 million ballroom into an all-year Spirit Halloween. And everyone can go it in expect billionaires.

“Look, if drag queens want to read to kids, great, because parents ain’t doing it.” - @ghostplants.bsky.social

My arms hurts from all the Covid shots and all the voting Yes on 50 I’m doing.

Can’t wait for every doctor and smart scientist to defect to another country as a Christian Fundamentalist bureaucracy gets cemented in. Or maybe it already happened and I missed it.

Great cake toppers.

A bug or spider fell from the ceiling of my living room onto the floor and it was big enough for me to see it, and hear, it fall. It crawled away before I could lock in on it. I’m now scared of the living room.

Ah yes. Freedom of the Press unless it disagrees with the Man in the High Castle.

Sounds like me in high school.

I heard a Florida Streamer call Auburn, a nearby town to me, as“A-U-burn” instead of what it’s actually pronounced (“OW-burn”) and I can’t let it go.

Pretty sure the shooter is the same guy who killed Epstein. Hashtag release the list.

It’s not “No one wants to work”, it’s more “Business don’t want to pay for worker”.

No reason.

Is the White House just a hospice for old rich white men?

Fuck. I think I left my AOL away message on for the last 2 decades.

I’ve stubbed my toes at least 4 times in the last 24 hours.

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It’s already time for Cesar’s next check in. Come stand in solidarity. Monday at 7:45 am in sacramento at 650 Capitol Mall- we will be outside. Keep in mind lots of folks are in line for their court and appointments so supportive signs are appreciated!

New mural in my neighborhood sending me into orbit 💀

Maturity is realizing that plates are stupid and everything should be eaten out of a bowl

Hulk Hogan died? Nah, bro. He’s been dead to me for a few decades already.

When Fascism comes to your door, the first things to go is freedom to criticize them. Also the killing of other people and deporting them to random places. That too.

donald trump is a pedophile

I’m not a conspiracy theorist but…….

In case I wasn’t clear…

Hey #magicthegathering people, I’m doing a jog-a-thon fundraiser for Trans Lifeline! I will run however many miles you guys donate (it’s like 15 miles already) and then record and build a deck as sweaty as I will be.. donations close June 10th at Midnight

The older I get, the more fascinated I get by doll furniture.

Oops everyone is hot #mtg #edh #magicthegathering youtu.be/tXNTp0tLI6c

I hate xfinity but I love their triple threat main events.

For some reason, I was obsessed with hover vehicles as a kid in the 90s.

I’m embarrassed that I voted for Ami in the past. I understand that his district gerrymandered to be mostly Republican but he cares more about being a seat than being a representative.