Ghost Plants
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I'm the ghost of all the house plants you killed.
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the Mountain Goats
4 days ago
the good that you do persists in this world
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Iām sure if my team did illegal highjacking of a boat on the ocean, I wouldnāt record it and let my press secretary show it to everyone.
8 days ago
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That 2000 dollars isnāt a tax refund or stimulus check. Itās a bribe.
about 1 month ago
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Every year it feels like Riyadh Season gets earlier and earlier. I just want to enjoy Halloween without having to hear āScreaming Dying Journalistā by Mariah Carey on the intercom at Target.
about 1 month ago
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My heart goes out to the President. I heard he came down with MDS. Mamdani Derangement Syndrome
about 1 month ago
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)
about 1 month ago
with 50 percent of the vote in, 2/3rds of California has voted to send Kevin Kiley to the shadow dimension
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Imagine if Andy Cumobo showed up at a club in NYC. He be booed out of the building. Letās go Zohran.
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about 1 month ago
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When elected President, my first order will be to turn that fucking $200 million ballroom into an all-year Spirit Halloween. And everyone can go it in expect billionaires.
2 months ago
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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants
2 months ago
āLook, if drag queens want to read to kids, great, because parents aināt doing it.ā -
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My arms hurts from all the Covid shots and all the voting Yes on 50 Iām doing.
2 months ago
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Canāt wait for every doctor and smart scientist to defect to another country as a Christian Fundamentalist bureaucracy gets cemented in. Or maybe it already happened and I missed it.
2 months ago
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Great cake toppers.
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3 months ago
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A bug or spider fell from the ceiling of my living room onto the floor and it was big enough for me to see it, and hear, it fall. It crawled away before I could lock in on it. Iām now scared of the living room.
3 months ago
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Ah yes. Freedom of the Press unless it disagrees with the Man in the High Castle.
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3 months ago
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Sounds like me in high school.
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3 months ago
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I heard a Florida Streamer call Auburn, a nearby town to me, asāA-U-burnā instead of what itās actually pronounced (āOW-burnā) and I canāt let it go.
3 months ago
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Pretty sure the shooter is the same guy who killed Epstein. Hashtag release the list.
3 months ago
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Itās not āNo one wants to workā, itās more āBusiness donāt want to pay for workerā.
4 months ago
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No reason.
4 months ago
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Is the White House just a hospice for old rich white men?
4 months ago
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Fuck. I think I left my AOL away message on for the last 2 decades.
4 months ago
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Iāve stubbed my toes at least 4 times in the last 24 hours.
4 months ago
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da share z0ne
4 months ago
FUCK ALL INVESTOR'S -
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NorCal Resist
4 months ago
Itās already time for Cesarās next check in. Come stand in solidarity. Monday at 7:45 am in sacramento at 650 Capitol Mall- we will be outside. Keep in mind lots of folks are in line for their court and appointments so supportive signs are appreciated!
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Brandon
4 months ago
New mural in my neighborhood sending me into orbit š
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mikeāŗļø (discount dracula)
4 months ago
Maturity is realizing that plates are stupid and everything should be eaten out of a bowl
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Hulk Hogan died? Nah, bro. Heās been dead to me for a few decades already.
5 months ago
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When Fascism comes to your door, the first things to go is freedom to criticize them. Also the killing of other people and deporting them to random places. That too.
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5 months ago
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onion person
5 months ago
donald trump is a pedophile
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Iām not a conspiracy theorist butā¦ā¦.
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5 months ago
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Stephen Trumbull
5 months ago
In case I wasnāt clearā¦
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Quips&Guac
6 months ago
Hey
#magicthegathering
people, Iām doing a jog-a-thon fundraiser for Trans Lifeline! I will run however many miles you guys donate (itās like 15 miles already) and then record and build a deck as sweaty as I will be.. donations close June 10th at Midnight
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The older I get, the more fascinated I get by doll furniture.
8 months ago
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Quips&Guac
8 months ago
Oops everyone is hot
#mtg
#edh
#magicthegathering
youtu.be/tXNTp0tLI6c
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This Commander Deck is ONLY HOTTIESā¦
YouTube video by Quips&Guac
https://youtu.be/tXNTp0tLI6c
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I hate xfinity but I love their triple threat main events.
8 months ago
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ĻĪ±Ļ Ź ā šŗš¦ ā #šæšš¢š¤šš§šš© #šš¼šš āāā
8 months ago
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Pittsburgh graffiti
8 months ago
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For some reason, I was obsessed with hover vehicles as a kid in the 90s.
9 months ago
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Iām embarrassed that I voted for Ami in the past. I understand that his district gerrymandered to be mostly Republican but he cares more about being a seat than being a representative.
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10 months ago
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I got a strange feeling that by next year, both Trump and Musk will be leaving the country with a yacht filled with tax payer money.
10 months ago
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Patton Oswalt
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onion person
11 months ago
Deport Elon Musk
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SBMTG
12 months ago
It's happening everybody
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My friend asked me to describe what kind of game Zenless Zone Zero is and I couldnāt.
12 months ago
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As a kid, I thought Scrooge killed Tiny Tim as a way to motivate Bob Cratchit. Merry Crismoas.
12 months ago
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A person stole a truck from an auto mall and crashed it into a JC Pennyās and DROVE to the jewelry section of that store and then drove away. They later ditched the truck. I bet, all in all, they only stole like less than a thousand bucks.
12 months ago
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Is Dark City a Christmas film? The answer may surprise you.
12 months ago
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