Pixel spent a day in the office with me and now she looks like how I feel when I get home... Dead tired and also sick of everything, but hey, smile! 😂 #PixelThePoochon

I have become one of those people with all my critical documents living in my downloads folder 😬

I'm ready for this Y2K fashion trend to make a comeback

That's enough social mediaing for me today. I'm heading back out to enjoy life as a dog mom. If you needed a reminder to stretch your legs and get some fresh air, this is it 💚

Leser om «Husmorhæren» og «likestillinga har gått for langt»og brekker meg. Det burde være en no-brainer å kjempe for redusert arbeidstid for alle, uavhengig av kjønn slik at alle har mer tid til å være hjemme med familien, bidra mer på dugnaden i borettslaget og lage mat fra bunnen av.

DAMEN PÅ TV TAR NESTEN TUSEN KRONER I MÅNEDEN PÅ EN TRADWIFE-SCAM OG NRK GIR HENNE INNHOLDSMARKEDSFØRING

Jeg håper folk holder øya oppe for «Fascismens feminisme» aka Tradwives-bølgen. Enten om damene som brenner for dette er nyttige idioter eller ondskapsfulle, resultatet er det samme: «kinder, küche, kirche»

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

In March of 1945, the US Army issued this "fact sheet" to guide conversations with soldiers on the topic of fascism, paying particular attention to the ongoing threat that domestic fascist movements posed to the US. Their analysis of what a homegrown US fascism would look like is interesting.

det er viktig at dere skaffer lånekort på biblioteket (selv hvus du ikke bruker det) og det er viktig at du låner masse bøker (selv hvis du ikke leser dem) for ellers blir faktisk bibliotekene nedlagt

“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have. I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵

Lemmings (1991)

Just in case you were wondering why capital letters are also called "UPPERcase" :)

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

It's Friday! Remember to treat yourself, you've deserved it 💙 #PixelThePoochon

Every mathematical instinct I have would tell me not to push THAT button.

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

One of the neighbor kids across the street has got one of those karaoke microphones that blast everything at 100x volume. The entire neighborhood is now listening to their "concert" 😬🙉😵‍💫

Power BI, the low-code tool 🤡🫣🤭

Hjelp! Hva er en "hegerlenke"? Hvor kommer det fra? Hvordan brukes det? Hvorfor brukes det? Hilsen forvirret-på-norsk-Bluesky 😬

Ågushelåv ❤️💚

Doing some Power BI development today feels like... 😴

Of the many writers to predict AI, only Douglas Adams got the tone right

🎉 I’m officially a Microsoft MVP! 🎉 I can’t believe I get to say it out loud (or type it!), but yes - in August, I was awarded the title of Microsoft Most Valuable Professional! 💫 I'm so grateful for all the amazing people I have met and the friendships I've made. Thank you! 🤩 #MVPBuzz

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Ok, NOW I definitely have to win something??? 🤓 #MicrosoftFabric

GO GO GO! Come to Norway, we've got #SNÆCKS! 🤩🙌🏻💚🍩

Microsoft copilot for Excel has a warning not to use it for “business critical” calculations because the answer may not be accurate. Would someone explain why I might *ever* want to use a spreadsheet where results are unreliable?

You can't only mention the bad stuff. If it's good, it's good. I really love the new workspace identity authencation for semantic models and data pipelines in #MicrosoftFabric.

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What in the buzzword bingo hell is this shit? No!

Posting AI slop to reddit/linkedin/here != blogging. Learn shit, write shit, share shit. Have a point of view. We can tell you used AI to crap something out. It just makes me want to unfollow/downvote/ignore you.

I've previously talked about how to keep up in a fast-paced world, and... I feel like it's time for the world to slow down to my pace instead? Please? I'm tired of trying to keep up. I just want to exist peacefully and enjoy life and pet my dog and smell flowers.

I miss the days when Github was the "Social Coding" platform, not "the world’s most widely adopted AI-powered developer" platform.

Come join my #sqlserver execution plan precon at @datasatoslo.bsky.social on August 28. Tickets are still available: www.eventbrite.com/e/mastering-...

Det er ikke sånn at gutter bare magisk har blitt skeptiske til likestilling. Det er store krefter i sving som jobber knallhardt for reversering av likestilling.

🎫 Get your 🍬-early bird ticket prices before August 31st! 🎫 Be the most economical version of yourself and make sure you get your tickets (so you can spend more on what really matters: ✨SNÆCKS✨)! Remind your #FabFebFriends! 💚 Get your ticket here: www.fabricfebruary.com/tickets/

Guess who's getting back into speaking. :-) It's been a hot minute.

Is everyone's printer this rude, or just mine?

Today is the last day to submit a talk to #RetroData! We've had a fantastic 160 submissions to date and it really has captured the imagination with some really great ideas put forward. We wanted practical talks that help attendees today and that's definitely what we have got.

This is quite beautiful. All hail Dmitry Lamonov

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"Gee, I can't understand why people aren't more excited about our latest version of the app"

I am just so tired of constant generative AI bullshit: the upstream exploitation, the flawed output, the downstream harms. All of it about money and power. Day in, day out. Maybe one good use case for every 10 bad ones. (I’m on annual leave for three weeks from Friday; it cannot come fast enough.)

I didn't expect this kind of gatekeeping from the CEO of GitHub. What a clown.