(comic) We’re just finishing up… said every meeting ever

(comic) Never say that's not my problem

(comic) Never be a Yes Man

(comic) When half-truths become full presentations

(Reminder) Order the 2026 Calendar now and beat the holiday rush

(comic) Actionable insights, ignored daily

(comic) When everything is high priority, nothing is

(comic) When you get a chance

(comic) I am the user

(comic) Sometimes you need to zoom out

(comic) Build my feature next

(comic) Ticket Beneficiaries

(comic) We encourage risk-taking

(comic) 100% attendance

(comic) good fast cheap

(comic) Bedtime story

(comic) Morale booster

(comic) Unprofessional behavior

(comic) Expertise

(comic) When low attrition has nothing to do with happy employees

(comic) Tell me about a time you resolved a conflict

(comic) Your 35-minute lunch matters more than your 10-hour workday.

(comic) Why did you choose us over our competition

(announcement) Work Chronicles 2026 Calendar is here!

(comic) Burn bridges or play nice?

(comic) Welcome to Hell

(comic) Amnesia

(comic) Participate in the upside

(comic) "Fungible Resource"

(comic) We don't have the budget

(comic) Greatest Strength

(comic) Deal or No Deal

(comic) Be Bold

(comic) Urgent and Important... I think?

(comic) I hate Mondays

(comic) If it works

(comic) 5 year plan

(comic) Sweet talk

(comic) How to deliver a project in 4 easy steps

(comic) Not understaffed, just overworked

(comic) Do your best work

(comic) Rhetorical Small Talk

(comic) Just the humblebrag interview question

(comic) Coding: ❤️ Reports & tickets: 🫠

(comic) Take care of your health… so you don’t have to take time off.

(comic) Volunteer stand-off

(comic) Dream job? I only dream of vacations.

(comic) We value you a lot… as long as Finance approves.

(comic) User needs vs. career goals

(comic) Temporary fixes, permanent consequences.