If you ever feel bad about making a mistake or falling short of your expectations, just remember — even Apple, one of the richest companies in the world with access to top engineers, created the Windows Apple TV app.

Every country with English expat populations should retaliate.

I hate them, so very very much.

It wasn’t naivety, it was shareholder greed.

More than 2 million people across Italy rallied in over 100 cities Friday for a one-day general strike to support the residents of Gaza and a humanitarian aid mission, Italy’s largest union said. www.bbc.com/news/article... www.france24.com/en/live-news... apnews.com/article/ital...

Almost ten years of working with Power BI and finally had a reason to build a paginated report.

Enjoyed my first paddle at sunset today. #Kayaking

Given the immense amount of data which has been gathered on me by tech companies, you'd think they'd be able to recognise that I'm a 42 year old British English speaker, so you don't need to say 'Oh, snap!' to me when your browser or app has an issue.

German speakers waiting for the verb to drop at the end of the sentence 🔥

Kayaking in a sun protection hat, which repels both the UV rays, and my wife.

When I spend a good 30 mins wondering why the RANKX is being weird, then realise I'm ranking the wrong thing.

I've never understood why Jeopardy is so popular, it's just a very normal quiz show where you have to say 'Who is', 'what is', etc before you give the answer. I'm not saying it's a bad show, i just don't understand why the very basic gimmick makes it so popular.

"Oh wow, this new AI model is amazing! To prove it, here is a shit picture it generated that no one will ever need."

First proper trip out in the kayaks. A nice 3.5 trip along the Finowkanal.

The best at being the worst.

First ride in my kayak!

When they ask for datavis examples and you include pie charts.

Nothing. I've nailed it.

The SQLFamily FPL Show kicks off at 4pm UK today 🎉⚽ I’ll be joined by @powerbiferrytales.bsky.social Ben Ferry (and maybe a few surprise guests) for some Friday FPL fun. @justinjbird.com 👉 Join us live: www.youtube.com/live/yrkloWa... #FPL #FantasyPremierLeague #SQLFamily

I hate certifications so much. I just got to question 10 of this PL-300 practice assessment and I'm so bored I can barely concentrate on the questions.

BEST HEADLINE EVER!

When you ask the person who just gave a presentation about company AI strategy about genuine use cases...

I plugged my idea into the machine designed to tell me I’m the most special and beautiful boy and it told me I’m the most special and beautiful boy.

For those who value their neck muscles.

I think The Curse is probably one of the best series I have ever seen. One of the few shows that has had me absolutely mesmerised from beginning to end. 11/10

Mirrored ceiling, had to be done.

I'm excited for this month's Power BI featureless update.

Best car, best year. #1.21Gigawatts

For balance, I'm aware that sometimes I'm just a grumpy arse.

Agree or not, this is pretty funny.

Scrolling past the 75,676th consecutive AI related post on LinkedIn.

German companies love on-prem so much.

4. James Gunn’s “Superman” is possibly a perfect movie, and even more possibly a perfect Superman movie.

This is the most hilariously placed option in all of Power BI. It takes six clicks to set this.

“When asked directly whether he could guarantee under oath that French citizen data would never be transmitted to US authorities without explicit French authorization, [Microsoft France's director of public and legal affairs Anton] Carniaux responded: ‘No, I cannot guarantee it.’”

The new Superman film is amazing. I grew up with the Christopher Reeve Superman films, and this is the first which comes close to the 1978 Superman. And I think it comes very close.

Who will please commission a comedy about Linda Yaccarino's time at Twitter, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Reminder that if someone shows you they are a Nazi (or let's just say massive fucking racist arsehole, so we don't have to argue semantics), then it is okay to treat them as such, and distance yourself from them and their *COUGH COUGH, LOOK OVER HERE* product. youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI?...

When the new presentation clicker thing allows you to use any image for the custom digital pointer.

Same, but the opposite.

Makes sense that it was an astronaut.

Can't believe we have to wait 41 years for this to happen.

In case anyone was wondering, I still hate GitHub.

For every comment on this post, I will share one positive experience I have had whilst working with OneNote.

I'm learning to make picture frames. Starting with a frame for a painting my daughter did in school.

Is the API ready? Yeah. Did you make sure the data is structured in a completely illogical way, which will never reflect what a business user will want or need? Of course. 🤜🤛

Typeform API...