Zeze Ziff. Save the whales!

OK, I'm gonna be real fucking dumb here. I need a VA, maybe two, at least to spit ball me some prices. I might just do this myself, but it's funnier if I ask someone else. I need: 1) Calm. Classy. British. (several minutes of reading) 2) Catgirl e-girl vtuber (one line of reading) uhhhhhh DMs open

BIG NEWS: VoteVets is doubling down on Josh Turek, launching a new $900k ad buy in Iowa! This brings our total investment to $5.5M+ as Turek surges to a 20-point lead (48-28) in the #IASen primary. The momentum is real, and the message is resonating!

My heroes are dead, and my enemies are in power.

The sub-2-hour marathon was broken a few days ago. By the 1st and 2nd place runners in the London Marathon. 🇰🇪 Sebastian Sawe 1:59:30. 🇪🇹 Yomif Kejelcha (Keh-gel-ka) 1:59:41

Shelton, Willow, and PAC. PAC can drive.

Cult.

Unless you're a Dream Theater fan, iykyk.

Finally some good news. Fuck John James. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/u...

"But I can't just entirely leave X, for professional reasons..." Yes, yes you can.

Evergreen.

like i dont think theres anything in firefly he didnt lift directly from outlaw star.

joss whedon's firefly asked a brave question: what if outlaw star fucking sucked ass and didnt have a catgirl

Nothing Joss Whedon ever did anything for me. Firefly confirmed it. I don't use the term "most overrated" often, but...

Guys, I agree that JK is a piece of shit But that building is a few hundred years old minimum We could retrofit it into like, a bed and breakfast at least. A hotel? It has train access ffs it'll need an exorcism, there's a lot of ghosts, but the buildings huge Also Trans rights are human rights

Your Pistons update:

Jay Sherman is rolling over in his grave.

If it happens, this is the pack I've been waiting to smoke for 23 years. 🤼

Me and my friend Mark love the show!

I'll take one more Stadium Stampede before another Anarchy in The Arena or Blood and Guts.

I think we can file this under "getting what you voted for"

We can do better than Gavin Fucking Newsom, America.

There's layers to this.

The NBA scriptwriters are not afraid to show their sense of humor. And sometimes, they're very funny.

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Pistons fans, stop. Stop. Sit down. Breathe. Shut up. They don't need to trade half the roster to get Devin Booker to go all the way. No they don't. Stop. Sit down. Breathe. Shut up. The free agent market will be better than you think. So just calm down and shut up.

Psst Penzeys has everything but gift cards, vanilla, and saffron 44% off this weekend 🍽️

Do we believe the pictures of dude wearing the Eye Dii Eph shirt are legitimate?

On this day in 2024: Tony Khan goes on NFL Network to discuss the NFL Draft and AEW business, and the rest is history. 😎 "WWE is like the Harvey Weinstein of Professional Wrestling" (via AEW)

Persephone will have her revenge 😤 #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

Don't like that at all. Don't like anything about how that went. #AEWCollision

Oh hey, It's Persephone. #AEWCollision

"you know, I wish WWE was more like AEW, but instead of it being called "AEW", it's called "WWE."

and a bunch of toxic anime fans were like she’s faking being into anime!! and every woman on earth was like for what reason would any girl fake being part of this community

klay thompson jfk in 1963 🤝 coming to dallas & losing your mind

Seriously, you ever see her cook? That alone is wife for life material haha

How you end up cheating on Megan Thee Stallion, I have no fucking clue Damn, I guess we are never beating the men aint shit allegations >.<

The videos of the NFL teams calling players they're getting ready to draft and the players celebrating with family never get old for me. And at least I know I'm not completely dead inside.

Oh, Klay. You fucking idiot.

Eh. So long as they don't win the tag titles, this feels like a nothingburger. A one-off to pop the new audience. And using the old stock photos is so charmingly indie.🤣

Tony Khan, you sonofabitch!

People bitching about the notion of MCMG coming into AEW sound a lot like the people who bitched about Ciampa.

Shout-out Mascara Dorada. Both he and Persephone are 24 years old. CMLL giving their high draft picks runs with the gold. Love that for everybody. 🤼

One of of my favorite episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation

Tony Khan, you sonofabitch! 🤼

Santos call your dad RIGHT NOW. You can be in arena mexico before the night is over