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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

Democrats only know how to be late AF

Fuck Ebro (as long as he doesn't talk too much) No marry. The other 2 can go.

And yet that's basically what's happening, so...

I honestly feel like, if you can't have a good time in New Orleans, you can't a good time anywhere.

The ArchAndroid...probably my all-time favorite album. (I'd 100% make time to listen to The Electric Lady later though)

A go-to on thot nights out for me

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sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"

(Never mind that Germany didn't even do a good job of that...) The US would never be bothered to even try

Unloaded the entire clip lol

Chicago.

The whole "no kings" things is so funny to me. Because y'all are obviously lying your asses off. You love "kings" when they're blue. Liberals just be saying shit lol

"if Kamala won we'd be at brunch" has reared its ugly, corny ass head like shit today. ...and that's precisely why I'm relaxing on the couch, laid up with someone's uncle rn. 😛

#Chicago never dissapoints

*screenshots this* New meme unlocked:

Nelly. Easy.

Absolutely not.

Any "sexiest accent" list that doesn't include New Orleans is rage bait and shouldn't be taken seriously. Period. End of story.

Ass

the incredible thing about this extremely viral post is that James Baldwin never said this, it was a tweet by a Twitter user called Son of Baldwin. The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors

Maybe it's just me, but the way that people talk about Luigi doesn't make me optimistic about people's revolutionary potential at all...if anything, it mostly reinforces my general cynicism. (But I'm just over here, minding my business, as per. Feel free to prove me wrong lol)

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Yup. Lots of ppl whose *only* evidence that something could *never* happen here is them telling themselves "I just don't want to believe that could happen here."

Jokes but Black men, please go get your prostate checked. Prostate cancer is absolutely preventable with early detection. If you’re old enough to remember the internet being mailed to your house on a compact disc, schedule that appointment.

media clearly know how to cover victims and avoid victim-blaming narratives, because I haven't seen any rush to demonize the UnitedHealth CEO by bringing up the insider trading or his DUI or his secret separation

I’ve noticed that a lot of people’s anger comes from them not being able to comprehend what they’re reading and it’s only going to get worse.

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WAIT...this isn't satire...??? 💀💀💀

Blaming Kamala's loss on a Black feminist theory from the 1980s is definitely a new one!

It seems as if no one develops a martyr complex like people who were never really doing shit in the first place lol

Internal mood whenever I see a salt and pepper beard...

I feel like this is only further reinforcing why many Black people still wanna stay away from anything concerning country music but cool lol

You used to call me on my self-own

I am begging y’all to stop sharing screenshots of Elon Musk’s tweets over here. I blocked him on Twitter when I had it and I prefer not to see him or his tweets ever.

Also what value is there in letting people know a bigot who turned the second biggest social media app in the world into an echo chamber for bigotry said or co-signed something bigoted at this point?

Yeah I blocked him as soon as the deal went through and if I can avoid his thoughts over here, I'd like to be able to

I'm starting to collect a blocklist of these folks to make it easier bsky.app/profile/chim...

As always, I like when they say the quiet parts out load (And, of course, I preemptively blocked that one)

Not even kidding...I genuinely want there to be a law where we just preemptively 🪓 anyone who purports to be creating something with the stated goal of "disrupting"

Before I unmuted I was like, "uhh...why is Phylicia Rashad on this Tiny Desk performance? That's random" 😅😭

Facebook is really, really bad with this. It’s why AI slop is taking over that platform

The guy in the screenshot offers a starter pack search tool & a bookmarking tool. We should block those since he is using them to scrape our data, but I’m not sure how. Any ideas @support.bsky.team @rudyfraser.com

People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here

Liberals happily using transphobia to go at conservatives...they'll never learn. 🙃

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