Will & Grace is why I always think "SHUT UP PATTI LUPONE! SHUT YOUR BRASSY MAGNIFICENT MOUTH!" whenever I see her 😭

If you don't know how old Pusha T's niece was when she felt chinchilla, then you're probably not the man for me....

He wanna tittyfuck Tittyfuck with a suck Tittyfuck. What? That's what he wants

Our bazooms are our weapons.

Daddy?

I was not consulted on this.

When your hair is too tall for the Uber, so you have to hunch in like a no-neck turtle to fit 😭

I wanna talk to some of y'all on my podcast.

They're quickly achieving all their goals, so I wonder if their usefulness is running out. Bigots can get everything they need from the most powerful people in the world now.

Oh I was gonna do that anyway cuz that's how I am

Sometimes they DO admit it

The overriding goal of America's right wing is to restore chattel slavery so they can own Black people. That's it. Whether they will admit it or not, whether they'll even admit it to themselves, their goal is legal domination and subjugation through violence of Black people. Everything leads there.

Is y'all niggas hiring?

My social/political/economic beliefs:

A helpful quick guide: Parasocial: I feel for (celeb) bc we’re best friends and are attached to each other. Harming them harms me. Empathy: I feel for (celeb) bc I’ve been through that before. I know exactly how they feel rn. Sympathy: What happened to (celeb) is really awful. Hate it for them.

Well fuck it. Here's the link to the whole video that I can't show you previews of.... youtu.be/iz9FnRfcX_A?...

Ok what are the fucking video limitations on here? God damn. I can post a 2 second meme, but I can't post a 15 second video? What is going on? I keep trying to give this app chances....

I can't post videos on here 😿

Come see me at my show then!

Fuck wit me Don't fuck my neighbors Fuck wit me Don't be afraid what you see You'll find I love you Fuck wit me Don't be afraid....

Being a racist little bitch who antagonizes Black women on Twitter (who weren't even talking to you) to defend a movie is NOT the way to manage your depression. You don't get a say in how we feel about our own representation. Don't assign "outrage" to me. I am not your angry Black woman stereotype.

hey y'all

PSA:

😻 this is adorable

Need my titties sucked fr

No Lo, no show!

I am essentially breaking even on my minimized monthly expenses but any extra expenses sap my savings. I am not promoting it as much as I did last year but any support of my work here or on Patreon would be appreciated. Patreon.com/katelynburns

Yo brotha is smort!

After the BAFTAs, hordes of white people were mobbing Black people telling us that we must either deny that racism occurred or be called ableist. I finally got frustrated and said "Then fuck it, I guess I'm ableist then." I do wish I'd chosen my words more carefully, but I do not regret snapping.

PSA:

If David Lynch was still alive, I would ask him if Twin Peaks is a metaphor for breasteses. I feel like he's not above titty puns, right?

Lemme get my Mariah on!

Today is the 4 year anniversary of my first gender-affirming surgery!

I hate that like 24 hour period after your estrogen injection where everything tastes.... like estrogen. I can't explain it, but everything just tastes weird.

One thing I like about getting older is knowing for a fact that people back in the day WERE against whatever thing you're trying to retroactively excuse.

This is the GPN- the Ghetto Psychic Network. I'm your host Alotta Vagina.

Who has that clip of Patti LaBelle in her home with a bunch of people singing around her piano and doing ad-libs to "Somebody Loves You Baby"? I think Tyrese was in it?

You a grown ass man. Unshave your dick.

i love watching black people of the diaspora try soul food

I would love to change the word for W. I hate that all the other letters are monosyllabic, but that one has THREE syllables.... and one of them is another letter! (See also: 7. Numbers 1-10 should only have one syllable.)

I deserve dick. I don't want any right now, but I know what I deserve.

For the first time, a US politician used the platform of the oval office to call out Israeli genocide and US complicity in that genocide, and centrists are confused about why folks have more grace for him than they do for someone who enthusiastically and materially supported that genocide.

Twerkin by the milk Twerkin by the milk

When I'm eating breakfast and I crunch on that piece of eggshell that I couldn't get out the mix

Ohhhh, so that's why....

I wonder what's happening.

in the last 5 days these laid-off VIBE staffers have only made it to 31% of their GoFundMe goal after being laid off. please show them the same support you showed Teen Vogue!!

This is why we need private accounts. Imagine making a general point about the Democratic PARTY as a whole, disabling your quotes and replies to prevent the weirdos from commenting, and then having a smug dude with nearly 1M followers miss the point in an attempt to dunk on you.