When EMI pulled funding on LIFE OF BRIAN days before shooting, the Pythons turned to a fan. George Harrison put up around £3 million of his own money to make the film, simply because he wanted to see it. Eric Idle called it "the world's most expensive cinema ticket."

She’s also the world’s second largest donor of children’s books after McDonalds. She’s a good lass, is Dolly.

About time. It’s what they were elected to do. Once they had a mandate THEY should have understood they had the power to use it.

“So grave is the scale, nature, systematic character, and transnational reach of these atrocities against women and girls, that a number of them may reasonably meet the legal threshold of crimes against humanity.” www.yacnews.com/epstein-file...

"the cherishing of antipathies is a luxury for which [people] ought willingly to pay, instead of transferring the hateful tax onto the victim" is such a bar, my god

I have six. So you grab food FAST or not at all.

Now I’m annoyed that Pam Ayers is so massively underrated If Wordsworth got Poet Laureate for rhyming couplet daffodils….

Pivot. #art #cats

This! There's a whole complicit government behind him.

ADDITIONAL AWOOGA! The sale ends at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT! What are you all standing around for? Get on it!!

The reality, however hard it is for the media to accept, is that illegal immigration in the U.K. is not a problem.

I am very sorry I haven’t been able to write for weeks. You don’t know how sorry.. But I hope when and if I can it will at least be important. Underclass.substack.com

It’s an actual insult to my eyes.

And dip them in whatever you want. Garlic mayo, Nutella, leftover spag Bol……

Remember, no matter how old you are, that the best music to ever been made was made when you were 14.

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

I just found out that tiny little field mice climb into flowers like tulips and take little naps in them like hammocks and I feel like this information is too important for me not to share with anyone. 🥹

This is me if I find no one washed up from yesterday.

I wanna watch the Artemis landing on this.

Good morning! Spring #Art #AIArt #Nature #Flower

18 years ago today they signed the Good Friday agreement. I know, because it was my 28th birthday (yes, it's my birthday today) I had a whole heap of friends waiting to go bowling and wouldn't leave the house 'til Blair came out waving that bit of paper. #Geek

I very rarely do petitions, but please sign this one. Reverse the visa brake on Study Visas for citizens of Myanmar. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

OMG!!! I have an actual FACE TO FACE APPOINTMENT WITH A GP later!!!! Cry hallelujah. She MIGHT be saved….

OMG!!! I have an actual FACE TO FACE APPOINTMENT WITH A GP later!!!! Cry hallelujah. She MIGHT be saved….

I'm stuck in an eternal loop of NHS farce. Day after day of people saying the most bizarre things without seeming to know what they should be saying/doing. I keep asking Dave if I'm actually awake.

Towards the end of her life (she died in 1967), my grandmother told my dad, "I went to school in a pony and trap, and now they're sending men into space. I've lived quite long enough." Nearly 60 yrs later, her great grandson is still waiting for step-free access at our local railway station.

Us too

It really is horrible :(

I am too tired to even watch television years old.

“And now, a headline from 1998…”

Too poorly to write very much, but I just had to say... "Shame on you Wes" open.substack.com/pub/undercla... Pls read and RT, for people worrying where I've been.

"It was like a war zone in A&E last week. I saved a girl’s life because they’d sat her in a CHAIR in an ante-room, far from any clinical staff, knowing she had MND. She went into a seizure, then collapsed and I had to immediately call for help."

"It was like a war zone in A&E last week. I saved a girl’s life because they’d sat her in a CHAIR in an ante-room, far from any clinical staff, knowing she had MND. She went into a seizure, then collapsed and I had to immediately call for help."

Too poorly to write very much, but I just had to say... "Shame on you Wes" open.substack.com/pub/undercla... Pls read and RT, for people worrying where I've been.

Sorry, should be underclass.substack.com But as I said. Health crisis, can’t see etc.,

Am now in a Desperate Health Crisis (Dont fret, pet, happens all the time.) But sorry for the endless silence Www.substack.co.uk

in moderation as its quite high in salt so it can be a 1 Meal Replacement Cant be a habitual drink , like tea or coffee, but it can slot in if low appetite.

25% off sale ends at midnight in case you have a shirt/sticker/tote shaped hole in your wardrobe/laptop/life

Always true.

Took me a second….?👏👏

Unpresidential. Inhuman. Vile.

Watching a Westerner getting diagnosis by a Chinese Dr. He can't BELIEVE she diagnosed him from pulses, looking at him & asking a few questions. This is what medicine WAS for all time. FASCINATES me that Chinese ppl have excellent healthcare & outcomes with ENTIRELY different, natural approach.

@suey2y.bsky.social 💙

When women say "Oooooh, I love Richard Burton" (insert any drunk, sexist, male star from 50's onwards) I think "PLEASE would you say you love their acting or think they were fit?? Can't you caveat they were cheats and gamblers and addicts? That destroyed many women?"

"We're making hope normal again" "We're making America great again" I don't have to want to vote Green to feel compelled to point out how very good ZP is at this stuff.

Fun fact : Sherlock Homes is Conan-Doyle's attempt to show how being more in tune with the spiritual world, noticing the signs & symbols around us, makes us greater. He was a Spiritualist, believing we were ignoring an entire science from stupid superstitions. Yup, a science. (Einstein agreed)