Slightly misspelled “birthday” and iPhone corrected it to “bird today” Is technology regressing?

Me

Nintendo Stock wouldn’t have slid 40% in the last 6 months if they released a new 3D Mario game. It’s been 9 years since Odyssey, that’s a long, long time to go without an entry in their flagship series

LOL retirement

The brain is a fucked up lil organ

I think being a billionaire should be classified as a mental illness. And I’m not joking

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

You know things are going to shit when even the movie critics have poor attention spans

I do not understand the appeal of Video Games that are entirely just grinding. Skyblock on Hypixel? Just grinding. RuneScape? Just grinding. Grinding so that you can get a 5% boost on your grinding speed. What’s the end goal?

Do not ask me to peel carrots. I will not do it. It’s not necessary.

Can’t even escape em’ on Bluesky

I need to live somewhere that has the same tone/atmosphere that every Stephen King adaptation appears to have. Minus the monsters, obviously. I just want the super moody lighting

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter

Saw someone hating on Punxsutawney Phil today. I wonder what killed their joy and whimsy?

The donut

Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.

There’s something so lovable about old 3D video game animation. I want this art style to return to the mainstream

this would be a dream

Woke is back on the menu, y’all

I got killed by a Warden. Balance has been restored to the land

Has Minecraft gotten easier or have I just gotten better? I’m 10 hours into a hardcore world and I feel like everything has gone far too smoothly… usually I die way sooner lol

I feel like it’s time for my once-every-two-years playthrough of Minecraft

Chat Being Vile Paid Off

Link He come to Town Come to Save The princess Zelda

Cabbage is so delicious… I would post a picture of the cabbage soup I made but it was so tasty that I ate the whole thing and now it’s gone 😔

Any recipe that says I should add something “to taste” fundamentally misunderstands why I would be following a recipe in the first place. I WANT MEASUREMENTS

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L

Getting a nice 15 inches of snow today. Yippee

Does anyone ever get the sudden urge to consume a whole fish, raw and animalistically? Or is that just me? Do I have bear DNA in my bones?

I recommend that everyone play “Night in the Woods.” It’s required reading if you’re opposed to authoritarian death cults

I want to live in a world with people who are kind and empathetic. For a truly concerning amount of the population, that is an impossible ask

Is it me or does the trending algorithm on Bluesky suck ass?

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

Wow! That’s my favorite game! But I’m not quite sure that it’s increased my dick sucking abilities…

I’ve come to realize that there isn’t really a “United States of America.” There are two Americas. One with normal people who live pleasant, empathetic lives. And the other America, which is filled with hatred, dictators, and bloodlust. That these two Americas continue to co-exist is miraculous

It’s kind of fucked up how the most comfortable sleeping temp is 67 degrees but the most comfortable not-sleeping temp is 72 degrees

Broccoli is one of those vegetables I prefer to eat raw. There’s just something so satisfying about it

I am so sick of seeing his fucking name on the news every day. I don't want to see his name unless it's in a fucking obituary.

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

I find it amusing that many of the people who, for years, have refused to play Indie games with complex emotional themes… are now the same people praising Expedition 33 for being an indie game with complex emotional themes Almost as if graphics are the main selling point for these people?

Male birds look fabulous. I think the world would be a better place if all men were as unapologetically fabulous as birds are

I think the worst thing that could ever happen to someone is having conservatives cry alligator tears over your death. It’s like a seance that guarantees your soul goes to hell On a totally, completely unrelated note, I’ve never read a Dilbert comic. And I never will.