This is a cliff on comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko. It's about 1 km tall. If you jumped from the top, it would take you 47 minutes to reach the bottom, and you'd probably be OK.

Translation: the Kurdish in Iran declined to cooperate with the US given how the US failed them hence the US cannot be trusted.

i literally bought one of these the MOMENT i saw it - i've never laughed so hard at a plushie but everything about the cat who was hired to stare at you and takes his job very seriously is just peak for me and i really want this to make its goal so i can have one please buy one i'm begging you

The redacted initials of a victim, turned recruiter, a quisling, not GM. Impeach, convict, imprison!

Holy shit. It’s time to subpoena Trump! 😡

Jasmine Crockett conceded the Democratic primary in the Texas Senate race to James Talarico, calling on the party to unify behind the state representative who clinched the nomination overnight.

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Nah. The real debate in America is between people who know Trump is evil and say so, and the people (like Laura!) who know Trump is corrupt and evil and lie about it for personal profit.

Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.

Takeaways from The #ActorAwards: Actors know how to be the best audience network channels with 3 letters, you’re dead bye don’t cross your arms on stage (we can read you) Unions are essential to the arts

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I legit thought the Sublocade ad during Family Guy was a parody. Bonus, bleeding from the taint/anus not mentioned as after affects after death.

Me, doom scrolling here, hoping for good news, searching for ‘is he dead yet’ … @muellershewrote.com youtu.be/ZZJoxVxVcB8

Welp

If Netflix removes Susan Rice to appease Russian asset, and traitor Donald Trump. I remove Netflix from my devices. Don't be a pussy Ted Sarandos

Maybe because it’s dad joke level. “Bored of Peace” is better, easy, sophomoric, fitting…use it, it’ll level the discourse. #BoredOfPeace

When I repost with a comment and the op gives me a like: youtu.be/Cc1a6G2Rm9c?...

Congress: he can’t go to war without us!!! I mean… technically, you’re right. Maybe do something about it other than a strongly worded letter.

Wow! This is some top-notch investigative journalism. The report claims the 3 million Epstein files released are only 2% of the total. The massive scale of what’s still missing is hard to comprehend.

A better title is “Wiseguys”. GD needs to update his font game

Poor Mike.

Formula 1 team Cadillac is confident it will resolve a dispute with filmmaker Michael Bay @apnews.com

Kitten thinks About Nothing But Killing All Day

Board of Peace. Bored of Peace. C’mon people who are #boardofpeace

The Winter Olympics start today, and we will feel pride and honor for our country. But when we see our criminal, delusional President, we feel none of those things. I’ve faced off with him before, and now I’m ready to take him on in Congress.

As a life long preppie, take me at my word that the Ralph Lauren USA sweater looks great and the craftsmanship is shit.

This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):

Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview" Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.

The director of Melania movie

I’d think there’s enough proof Drumpf cheats at golf to close the debate he’s an asshole worse than Lance Armstrong.

Where is Jesse Gemstone? Bless our hearts!

Source?

She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.

I acknowledge how they feel and ask them how they came to be this way. I ask them ‘who hurt you’ and try empathy. Worth trying, never will know if it worked. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Looking forward to hearing you talk him into it.

Oh, look. The white president who thinks that asylum seekers come from insane asylums, that the Norwegian government gives out the Nobel Peace Prize, that stealth bombers are invisible to the naked eye, and that windmills cause cancer is talking about which black people have a "low IQ" again.

Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Local assisted living facilities are taking additional security measures because the residents don’t want their care to be interrupted when ICE abducts their staff. Schools are closed for the safety of students, faculty, and staff. There is no facet of society or stage of life unaffected.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

The first supermoon and meteor shower of 2026 will compete for dominance in January skies.

The Onion prepares the way for the Venezuela War

Only one week to go, see you next Tuesday!

Netflix did a good job on your Armageddon captions (excellently parsed/timed). Chappelle’s Unstoppable captions step on nearly every punchline. Fucking shame. Both of you deserve to be better served. Timing is . . . . . . . . . . . . everything. @mrrickygervais.bsky.social

Senator Lundeen on Trip 19 upon finding the 3 DOJ agents onboard ran into the cockpit and took the plane down (Ultra S01E01 Trip 19 podcast). www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

What Mr. Walgreens? You say these antibiotics are priced at $250. Well, give me the pills *and* $3500, cuz Donald Trump said so.

Had Bari Weiss just ran the story, it would have been seen by a couple million people tops. The bootleg has now gone viral, and may end up being the most-watched 60 Minutes segment ever. It might be time to rename the Streisand Effect.

Terry Gross Conducts ‘Fresh Air’ Interview On Bluetooth During Uber Shift https://theonion.com/terry-gross-conducts-fresh-air-interview-on-bluetooth-during-uber-shift/