Penguins Against Trump
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Nothing to see here, folks! We’re just taking out the trash by helping him into his own grave.
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Heard Island Government
8 months ago
Concerning reports out of the north that Trump shot an Albatross on the 7th hole of his golf trip. While typically docile, our Albatross’ have started formal squawks with the So. Georgia/Sandwich Islands for “strategic positions”, close to DT’s Sealago Flaco resort
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Heard Island Government
8 months ago
ADMIN REVEAL: Our tireless Gov Social media manager (also our sec of finance), has had quite the week. Pingu the chinstrap penguin has learned alt text, created a commerce merch store, and has become worryingly sage on the topic of guano’s chemical and economic value. Thank you Pingu
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Council of Penguins
8 months ago
Waddle up. Kendrick Lamar, your move.
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Anonymous
8 months ago
Fight fascism.
#3E
#Handsoff
#FiftyFiftyOne
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Penguin leadership approves of this message.
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Heard Island Government
8 months ago
What would YOU do if they triggered your fight or flight response and you couldn’t fly? FIX BEAKS! MAKE READY! HOLDDD!
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Gravel Influencer
8 months ago
I am obsessed with the penguin Gadsden flag
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kathologist 🧶🇺🇦⚫📎🇬🇪🇲🇩❌👑
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Most birds have a fight or flight response. He forgot we’re flightless birds.
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Council of Penguins
8 months ago
The Council of Penguins will never use Signal chats to discuss our war plans. You have our guarantee.
add a skeleton here at some point
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For the humans: today’s the day! Be safe, pack extra fish and sea water, and come out to waddle for your rights!
#FlippersUp
#HandsOff
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scha·den·freu·de
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺
8 months ago
Friday smiles 😃
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cait (and adonis)
8 months ago
me getting out of the stupid house for my stupid mental health
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Don’t mind us, we’re just practicing how we’d behave if we ever see him in person.
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scha·den·freu·de
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Heard Island Government
8 months ago
Press Sec: “Nobody understands how normal it is to have a secret cabinet meeting chat group on the beach, and that loser Jeff just materializes “
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Heard Island Government
8 months ago
Effective immediately: Heard Island will be canceling our contract with Spacex for ALL future space travel. Dr. Amelia Sealhart and CPT Charles Icebergh will be leading our charge to adapt all flightless birds to flight capability. This will supplement our already extensive Albatross Space Force
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What are you gonna do, deport us? We’ve been dealing with ICE for centuries.
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Threads thinks the human we hired yesterday types too fast, and we almost lost our account. Thankfully we’re back, but we’re going to spread things out more evenly here and there. It’s clear they just can’t handle this much penguin.
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The Witty Kitty 🐈🇨🇦
8 months ago
Can't believe it as well. Aoshima, an island inhabited by cats, was left untouched. Sounds about unfair.
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Dr. Laci Brock 🪐
8 months ago
Science is being dismantled and vilified around us. I’m angry. Disappointed. This cute painting is conveying these complex feelings through the juxtaposition of a fake star with real telescope data. If you want a limited edition print when it’s finished (sooooon), join my email list to get a ping!
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Heard Island Government
8 months ago
If you’re new here, welcome. Our Antarctica Nudist Colony Government was formed after Seal hunters left our land around 1920. We occasionally allow scientists to study our 29 mammals, multiple seabirds, and limited flora, but have no permanent human settlement. Australia partially protects us 1/2
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Heard Island Government
8 months ago
Thank you
@sanders.senate.gov
for your support. Hands off Heard!
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IdiocracyIsTrue
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Debbie Speer
8 months ago
Opus in solidarity.
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Ugh.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Remember folks, not only has he tariffed penguins, but his Defense Secretary spilled the krill on top-secret military operations. Even the penguins are aware of it.
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Current mood.
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Marco Foster
8 months ago
I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!
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Heard Island Government
8 months ago
The representative from McDonald Island has tried to filibuster our renaming of the island but did not have the same stamina as
@booker.senate.gov
and stood for only 24 minutes.
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Us finding out about the tariffs yesterday.
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Heard Island Government
8 months ago
Defence Ministry: Shoreline defence force Gentoo’s prepare mortars. Our Navy Seals conduct clandestine training, and teach tactical camouflage and concealment to juveniles. We stand ready. Flippers Up.
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Indivisible ❌👑
8 months ago
SAVE THE PENGUINS. STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.
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Can’t believe they flippered tariffs against us yesterday.
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