This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants.

Trump claims 278,000 non-citizens on voter rolls. That’s laughable. Utah recently audited 2 million people on voter rolls and found just 27 noncitizens registered, amounting to .00135% of registered voters

TRUMP ON HIS POINTLESS WAR: “We’re making a lot of money. The defense companies are doing great.”🤔 Unreal. There you have it, folks.

The job of the AG is to enforce the law Todd Blanche fired a career pardon attorney for refusing to rubber stamp Trump's agenda & then sent US Marshals to her door If the Senate confirms Blanche, it won’t be confirming an AG, it will be confirming Trump’s personal attorney -TN

WARREN: How many of the enforcement actions that you've dropped were against companies that donated to Trump? VOUGHT: We've made every determination without regard-- W: That's not my Q & you know it. Here's ones we know of. Apple, Bank of America, Capital One, JP Morgan, Toyota, Walmart, Meta...

www.npr.org/2026/07/16/n... The world's top 100 oil and gas firms made $30 million every hour in excess profits during the early days of the U.S-Israeli war with Iran. The cost of actually producing oil hasn't changed that much since the beginning of the war. This has led to windfall oil profits.

AOC after Trump reversed course on halting ICE traffic stops. “This is the guy that said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, and people would still support him…And now he has an agency shooting people out in the street. And at this point, it's practically a campaign promise from this guy.”

Any Star Trek fans getting Jem'Hedar ketracel-white vibes here?

Is anyone watching Blanche with 5 minutes of head shaking (him dodging questions), 5 minutes of mute (praise of dear leader & critique of Jack Smith), repeat.

All tRump, all the time!

They'll need a lot more fuel to go that route. Like, maybe a tanker-full?

Rough math, his boss makes that much in 14 seconds.

Elizabeth Warren asked the question out loud: why would Trump refuse to sign the biggest housing bill in 30 years? "Maybe because there was nothing in it for him personally—no gold-encrusted ballroom, no Qatari jet, no $2 billion crypto deal." 👇 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/a-schoolte...

George wore a Batman suit with nipples. I don't think he should be judging this kind of thing.

Payment will literally be an arm and a leg.

Here's an idea for cities. Solar panel the lots. Keep or sell the energy. Quit charging $30 for parking downtown. People visit and spend. Boom!

ALIEN 1: What's that thing on the Earth moon? ALIEN 2: Let's Google it. ALIEN 1: Whoa! It appears to be a replica of where they executed their savior. ALIEN 2: Earthlings be cray cray. ALIEN 1: Kinda explains rhe Trump thing.

Rumor has it he spent two days at the zoo, studying.

What does an ICE flight attendant do? Ask the prisoners if their chains aren't tight enough? Remind them to put their backs in a hunched over position? Remind them there are no bathrooms? Lock the emergency exits from the outside?

"Last year, Microsoft made $101 billion in profits, got a $12.5 billion tax break from Trump & paid its CEO $96 million. This year, it's raising the price of an XBOX by $150 & eliminating 3,200 jobs. Please don't tell me corporate tax breaks create jobs. It never trickles down." - Sen Bernie Sanders

DOGE officially ended over the weekend. One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak. "Efficiency."

"Hang on, Jeffrey. I have Teddy on line one.. and now Mitch on line two!"

I think he should return and take the blonde lady for a date in the Clarence Thomas motorhome.

And I thought I was high tech when I bought an air compressor.

The kid napping with the pacifier is doing his best tRump imitation.

Now I'm just a simple country lawyer but this guy sounds like a criminal

It's like a reverse Disney. The UNhappiest place on earth.

Will there be a squeaky plane?

Jack Smith: James Comey, Letitia James, Jerome Powell. There's not criminality here. I mean, seashells?? The only reasonable explanation is the president has it out for these people. He has people who are his former personal lawyers who are going to do what he says, regardless of the facts or law

NEWS: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building antenna. They are holding a banner that reads: “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace”

🤡

I see the Donald J Trump Elementary School* stage crew is hard at work. * No longer associated with Jeffrey Epstein

“Cheryl LaRoche, a historical and archaeological consultant who helped excavate the President’s House during its development in the early 2000s, said the changes were like “somebody committing murder and wiping the murder weapon clean, so that there is no trace.”

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

Trump's favorite "refugees." #Trump #Refugee #Haitian #Syrian #Afghans #SouthAfricanWhites #Racism #MAGA

AOC: The Republican Party’s brand is fear. They constantly want Americans in fear of somebody because, if you are not afraid of someone who is your neighbor, you’re going to realize who’s actually pickpocketing you.

Do u do this while telling the girl why she can’t stay here?

The only thing that could make this better would be if the second drone popped out a tiny Ukrainian flag.

PSAKI: “You’re a Democratic Socialist yourself, how do you see it?” 🔥 @aoc.bsky.social : “The Republican Party’s brand is fear — if you’re not afraid of your neighbor, you’ll realize who is actually pickpocketing you: large corporations and the Trump administration. People are feared out.”

when I say "bring back shame" this is what I'm talking about

First the Kennedy Center, now the Pool. I need me a $$$$$$ tarp contract!

"Mr President, the chart is upside down."

Sooooo.... a PLASTIC fence?

According to Social Security baby names, Donald is now only 400 out of 3.6 million names given. Now less popular than Adolph. Thanks for the laugh, Lawrence. @lastwordmsnow.bsky.social

I say "Fetterman" like Seinfeld says "Newman!"

I don’t want to hear another word from establishment Dems about cooperating with Republicans. Don’t want to see another stupid bipartisan photo about “seersucker suit day” on the Hill. Nine people who protested ICE at a detention camp were just sentenced to 50-100 years in prison. WAKE TF UP.