SOTU, so u don't have to watch: I alone ended 8 wars, best economy ever, hottest country, Biden dumb, I solved border, ICE taking out baaaad people, drug prices down 2000%, tariffs work, 6 Justices & Fed chair stupid, I won in landslide, ballroom needed, woke is dead, plus misc unhinged weaves (TBD)

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

The burger reference adds to the suspicion.

I think I will skip watching the State of the Union until it's mandatory.

I predict The State of the Union will sound like an angry drunk who just got dropped by their other half on Valentine's Day. It's going to be epically bitter and messy.

NEW: Natasha Korecki at NBC reports that in light of the SCOTUS tariff ruling, Gov. Pritzker sent President Donald Trump an invoice of $8.6 billion.

The sheer scale of the corruption - announced just today - is astounding and shameful.

They know exactly what they are doing and they enjoy it.

I see dead people. Like, 3D holograms. On my phone. And now I hear them too. And they send me ads. Lots of ads.

"Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another." 🌌 youtu.be/o8GA2w-qrcg?...

$413,000 per bed. Insanity. While they cut health care, food assistance, etc.

Wow.

Wishing everyone a Happy Presidents' Day. Writer/Artist: Paul Noth

Right-wing Heritage Foundation’s own data shows fewer than 100 noncitizens voted since 1982 (!!!) This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

Did you hear about Kristi Noem and her Blankie? #KristiNoem

This is an incredible photo.

🤣 April Ajoy's Pam Bondi is SNL worthy 🙌🏽 OMG 🤭🤣🙃

I feel a lot more people would vaccinate their toddlers if they knew this was the alternative

BREAKING: Congressman Ted Lieu just exposed Pam Bondi for lying under oath. This is a federal crime. Wow.

CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"

Donald Trump: “Other countries respect me too much.” United Kingdom: “Fuck off you absolute wanker!” 😂💙😎💙

BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein BALINT: Weak sauce BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution-- BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*

NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise. BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Rep. Balint: This is not a game, Secretary. Bondi: I'm Attorney General. Balint: Apologies, I couldn't tell.

During Bondi’s House testimony, Rep. Raskin cited judicial criticisms of the DOJ's conduct. He quoted judges who found the department to be: "So disingenuous that the court is left with little confidence that the government can be trusted to tell the truth about anything." https://bit.ly/4af6CFi

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

During freezing temperatures in Port Arthur, Texas, a 61-year-old homeless man was found dead in his wheelchair outside a convenience store. He was wearing a hospital gown and no shoes. Authorities say he had been released from a hospital the previous day. This is a diseased society.

Who will stand with us? - By Dropkick Murphys. An emotional video that captures the times we are living in. Highly recommend watching it and listening to the lyrics. Made out of hate for Trump and ICE. #fuckICE #Fucktrump youtu.be/5BRHuiRyVEE?...

Ha! Good analogy. 🤣🤣

Just FYI the moon is also a hellhole. Earth is the only place we can live. The dust on the moon is so fine it’s deadly and some Apollo astronauts were allergic to it. Also no air, just a total bummer for beings that need air. Oh and before anyone says but the soil has components to make water…

Thank you for the references. Along with the message, the planning, the attention to detail, and the execution were all fantastic.

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Shocking footage of Noem "taking out domestic terrorists who want to impede the president's mandates from America" at the Puppy Bowl.

Rep. Beatty to Bessent after he refuses to answer a question about affordable housing: "No no. We're not gonna to do that with me. You get to hear my wrath that you refuse to answer a question under your authority, and yet you've talked about the value of housing and you're not releasing the funds."

A federal judge had some choice words for Kristi Noem. In a brutal 83-page takedown, Judge Ana C. Reyes specifically laid into a December X post from the Homeland Security secretary that claimed foreign “killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies” are ruining the vision of the founding fathers.

Truly a good read. I did enjoy the subtle references of "fox" and "trumps."

Good. The pharmacist kept telling me I needed a "different kind of meds" when I asked how much they were going to pay me to take their drugs.

"But even a bad marriage can get you a lucrative movie deal."

Alert the burn unit.

REMINDER: "Trump said so" in crayon is NOT a warrant.

“Imagine if we had to follow the law”

If you need a quick primer on why the SAVE Act would be disastrous for women voters, this paragraph from Arwa Mahdawi spells it out excellently

Wow.

We are grateful for an oasis of goodness.