just in: local woman uses air fryer for first time at ripe age of 33, more to follow

i will always hear lrp in trebek's cadence when i read it in my head lmao

THEY CAN FLY??? #deer 🦌

my daily schedule if i was a northern flicker 6AM: might have some Ants for breakfast 9AM: think im craving Ants 12PM: oh boy its time to eat Ants 4PM: yknow i could really go for some Ants right now 7PM: its feeling like a Eating Ants kind of day 12AM: nothing like a little midnight Ants

You have to be okay with people having kinks that make you uncomfortable.

asked my dad in my head the other day, you watched the artemis launch of course? and he responded in my head, you bet your ass i did, best seats in the house too 💖🚀

fuck i love to eat an entire spaghetti squash

We report at a sleepy hour of morning: our expert pulled us from bed before the sky had even begun to lighten. We dozed off a few times before going out, and several more while the sun was rising. Thinking about it now, we cannot be certain we were not asleep the whole time.

Never not funny…

Goodnight #deer

my husband just sent me this

greetings from scenic basement 🌪️

me: alright time for bed my fuckass brain:

my sister asked me "are there any games on the ps1 like pound" and i was like "what the hell is pound??????" and

doctor told me to keep up the good work. i'm gonna get such a good grade in Patient

Pride month is approaching! I have new pride beadwork in stock with more on the way, go treat yourself → Cvkvlv.com Every sale helps me pay my bills, and life has been expensive lately, so mvto for your support <3 Goal progress in comments ↓ #Pride #Queer #LGBTQ #Gay #Trans #TwoSpirit #Native

i love you lake walk

#birdbot

like. i'm a little unwell about him i have to admit

saw someone call the headless mannequins in the menswear section of a store like kohls their "hear me out" and i'm sitting here like........ i don't think i can argue with you here

We report: the way it often is on those days that are yet at the cusp of seasons, the sea got too warm, too soon, and is steaming up into clouds as a result. The ocean has to spend some time relearning sunny days, just like we do. The breeze is only a one on the Beaufort scale.

had the intro call for my michigan naturalist certification today (replete with the typical "why can't i see your screenshare / change your view, david" type issues), already thinking about doing the conservation stewardship program too later this year 🫢

The roundest American Robin I have ever seen. Looks like the bird swallowed a grapefruit. (The bird was fluffed up due to it being a cold morning.)

the CIA posts stuff like this so you can feel like you're part of the ruling class by purchasing a pair of $150 loafers off eBay instead of asking for affordable housing, free healthcare, and better working conditions

watching someone crash out a little on r/skincare because they used to work in marketing and appear to struggle to separate their ad-copy voice from their regular person voice, and their post is getting called out as ad-copy

good post

Then he and Frog ran outside to see how the world was looking in the spring.

awaaaa my witchy store had a mini statuette of saint francis so you know i had to snag him

Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating https://theonion.com/study-97-of-all-sounds-infuriating/

When does it, like, hit you? Never all at once. It’s just kind of a bunch of tiny ways. You know, like, over and over, just— well, that’s how it was for me.

i miss my dad

I wanted to be loved more than I wanted to be alive. For so long I thought not to be loved is good but to be loved is to be good.

today

Mr. Wood Duck getting a peck on the cheek from Mrs. Wood Duck

SIGHS AND ADDS A NEW KITCHEN SINK FAUCET

i love you library (required reading for my Michigan Naturalist certification course starting this week!)

sighs and adds kitchen sink garbage disposal to list of things that have needed imminent replacement in my house year-to-date. alongside the furnace and both garage doors. i'm so tired

“Yes,” said Frog, reaching for a cookie, “we need will power.” “What is will power?” asked Toad. “Will power is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog.

Peep was very happy about getting yarn today 🧶

i love you spring peepers