Always thinking of you, ya freaks

Toad found a lantern in the attic. “Frog will see this light. I will show him the way out of the woods,” said Toad.

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

hmm... i'm gonna try something

fresh brown sugar espresso + a splash of eggnog

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

welcome

A Tufted Titmouse perched in a Tamarack tree. Tamarack trees are the only conifers that shed their needles in the winter, which turn yellow before dropping.

happy "there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen" day to all who celebrate

#birdbot

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

i'm telling you 75-7 16-0 [on this, the day of my wedding anniversary?]

Birb with a golden crown👑 #bird #animal #birdart #animalart #illustration #digitalart #decorative

Autumn is on the turn now and winter paces on the porch.

A stunning confession from the captain

Wendell Berry

#birdbot

sorry I've been like this for the past thirteen years I was dehydrated

Our little duckling a week old and in need of a name

I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul

haha! not feelin great!

Baby Brown Thornbill!!! #birds

i'm telling you 76-6 16-0

#birdbot

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

[two days late] i'm telling you 77-5 16-0

reconnect with nature

Dude look at this cool stick

you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt

Had an idea hehee

Big day for people who care about other people

seeing all of the election results

I LOVE YOU NEW YORK

✨DING✨ what a phenomenal inaugural #GDQueer, i was so thrilled to be around so many proud folk for such an important cause 💖

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

Toad wrote on a piece of paper: A LIST OF THINGS TO DO TODAY. Then he wrote: WAKE UP

As cute as they get tufted Titmouse #birds

DON'T FORGET!