Ann Magnuson 30th Anniversary of The Luv Show album is happening again tomorrow Sunday Dec 28th at Zebulon in LA! DO NOT MISS! Ann and her band are incredible! Legends! Here's me introducing with "1995 Ann"

Definitely need all-new half-hours

When people think of Caligula, they think of the handsome Malcolm McDowell movie version, but what if Caligula was banal, gross, bloated, and desperate, head of a dying mall country vibes?

I've been thinking about Caligula lately.

Tickled to have a piece on The Gong Show Movie (a movie I so love) in The Robert Downey Sr Reader edited by @kierlajanisse.bsky.social and @clintenns and it's chockful of so many essays by a wide range of smart folks all about this unique film maverick. Get your copy at spectacularoptical.com

HBOs #ILoveLA is the greatest TV show ever made and I am honored to show some of the characters like Buttdog from Season 3. By season 3 the cast has gotten too old for the industry, alpha male directors cast them only in nagging harpy or crone roles so #HBO has added the young Buttdog! New!

HBOs I Love LA is the greatest TV show ever made and I am honored to show some of the characters like Rachel, a hillbilly who makes moonshine out of his own piss and sells it at Erewhon. #ILoveLA #HBO #pissjug #Erewhon #probiotic #prebiotic

HBOs I Love LA is the greatest TV show ever made and I am honored to show some of the characters like Quentin whose 10th & final movie just dropped on Fortnite, Happy retirement, Quentin! This and others, including customs and Quentins are for sale. #HBO #ILoveLA #Quentin #feet #70mm #Palestine

It's Bandcamp Friday and it's the holiday season so there's nothing better than this album for you and yours etc: cannedhamm.bandcamp.com/album/sincer...

There are so many people on Instagram I want to ask, "How'd you get so many followers when you are so mediocre?"

(goes into restaurant) "May I see a menu?" "It's online." (leaves restaurant to go somewhere else)

This Friday at 8 30 pm at Elysian Theatre, Los Angeles. The Birthday Experience is such an immensely fun show! Free if it's your birthday week. Info and tickets here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/birthd...

I Love LA: a show made by awful people pretending to be awful people seemingly designed to make us feel old, ugly, poor, lonely, and anxious. How much did they pay to film at Tenants of the Trees, a place where women were roofied, so that they could make an in joke about getting roofied?

There are knockoffs of the New York subway TikTok interview guy looking for "hot takes" in every city now so be careful!

I'm sure that some might find it funny or subversive to watch Thanksgiving but I can't imagine much worse than watching an Eli Roth movie today. Or any day.

Stanshall and Innes are my Lennon and McCartney youtu.be/xmO84zujK8I?...

Vancouver Fire Rescue Services responded to 54 overdoses last Friday - the most in a single day in the department's history. Averaged 16 per day in May. There has been a surge in ODs reported all across the province in the past few weeks.

Most apps are only of use when taking a shit, they're pointless otherwise. All done! Bye!!!!

attachment style: trying to not have attachments

What would the world be like if everyone asked, "Is it needed?"

LA was supposed to be my last hurrah, and my last relationship was to be, well, my last relationship. And all signs point to these things being true as I putter and drift along. So what now? Join an ashram? Do people need me to create fun -or do I need them more than they need me?

in the last 1.5 years journalistic fact-checking has become significantly harder specifically bc of this, without touching all the other ways education and knowledge-sharing are under attack rn (book bans, censorship, media industry crumbling, etc etc)

just got this @nardwuarserviette.bsky.social interview digitized by Tape Los Angeles. Interview with Canned Hamm from 2000. Dufferin Hotel. youtu.be/l-S4EpAsYSE?...

“I know I’m protecting my kids, but it feels like I’m failing them too.” @harrisonmooney.bsky.social on landlines, the internet and connection. ☎️

Free admission if it's your birthday week!!! Fri Dec 5th Elysian, LA "It's your birthday -whether it's your birthday or not!" Even if it's not yours -or anyone's birthday- you can come to this birthday party comedy variety show and have so much fun! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/birthd...

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

People are saying "This is the worst political scandal since Watergate." Uhhhh worse! Far far worse.

LA's cancel culture is just people canceling on plans you make all the time.

a hopeful day

Reminder that when celebs do commercials it's because they have gambling debts.

A thing you're not seeing if you haven't checked Twitter in the last week is all the political betting markets (Polymarket, Kalshi) are actively caping for Cuomo and spreading Zohran conspiracies on there. Usually this would be a cause for some sort of regulatory oversight but that no longer exists.

Halloween costumes I'd have considered if I didn't dress as sexy cat for the 15th year in a row: Kirk widow: tight leather pants, blonde wig Famous person: ball cap, sunglasses, parka

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

don't get me wrong, playing sports can be fun because there's fresh air and exercise and seeing your pals

I open up BlueSky and it's all sports which explains hearing all the car alarms go off outside. I forgot that people were into sports. I guess it explains stadiums being busy (while I'm trying to get 45 people excited for a show). Explains but I don't understand though.

To show where we're at right now I went to a Halloween party last night full of people (the eve before SNAP benefits were being cut) where someone built a giant fake guillotine.

how many "Let them eat cake" moments do we need?

Spooky new comedy short I produced is out today! vimeo.com/1132260933

The ones in federal US power admire the evil that my grandpa had to fight against in World War 2 which gave him nightmares and trauma until he died several decades later.

I've worked jobs where I've seen lousy people get promoted due to sheer confidence. This week, the man that people stupidly elected hates the country he is President of so much that he posted AI of himself shitting on his country's people and is tearing down The White House.

I haven't been here in months, but hey!! Letting you know The Great Octopus is playing a gig this Friday, October 24th with @theworldprovider.bsky.social from Montreal at BSMT254 - Early Show!! Doors 7PM, The Great Octopus 7:30PM, The World Provider 8:30PM. A set full of bangers. Tix: bit.ly/4mGibce

Is cape and white turtleneck vampire sexiest vampire?

The Birthday Experience! Fri Nov 7th. Free admission if it's your birthday week! This Month’s very Special Guests include Dani Colucci, George Avaliotis and Fawn Winters (star of BabyCat -it's on Tubi)! "It's your birthday whether it's your birthday or not" www.elysiantheater.com/shows/birthd...

Honestly I'd be more than happy to.make that. This movie bombed? Ohhhh because it cost so much! Give me a few grand I'll make you a good TRON, and it won't have Jared Leto (why does the industry think he's a good idea?)

As the Trump administration continues its crackdown, millions across the US are expected to hit the streets for this weekend's "No Kings" protest. If that includes you or your loved ones, here's a 🧵 of guides to follow to protest safely in the age of surveillance. wrd.cm/4lEVQu9

Block lists (press subscribe, which will give you the option to then press "mute" or "block" — choose the latter.) Plenty of overlap, but worth using both. Via @youranoncentral.bsky.social: bsky.app/profile/did:... and via @eva.computer: bsky.app/profile/did:...

I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings. These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate. Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.

I used to believe that if you made really interesting, quality work it'd get out there in the world. I now believe more and more that fame and quality are becoming opposites.

KISS died

This is the way friends. Make the violence obvious. Make the wrong side obvious. Patriot Banana supports the frogs doing protest the nonviolent and correct way.